Quote# 42581

[From Conservapedia's actual definition of Quote Mining:]

Quote mining is a pejorative term, not recognized by dictionaries, which expresses objection to using someone's quotes against him. While the entire fields of law and politics encourage quoting an adversary to discredit him, evolutionist do not feel their quotes should be used against them and have invented the term quote mining to criticize that practice.

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Aschlafly, Conservapedia 13 Comments [7/8/2008 2:58:09 PM]
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Submitted By: Frank

Quote# 42533

I heard that when babies are born these days they insert a microchip but I am not sure if that is true. Does anyone know if there is any truth to this

Tvoi Vrag, Stormfront 15 Comments [7/8/2008 2:26:56 PM]
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Submitted By: Katz

Quote# 42488

How could anybody on this earth believe that ufos are not real? well last I checked there talked about all over in the bible and many of religions they speak of some other type of intellegence, such as in egypt the hyrogliphics. Even Christopher Columbus witnesd the ufos coming in and out of the water he spent a good part of his life making contraptions to go under water to find out more about them.

yogo08, Youtube 12 Comments [7/8/2008 4:22:05 AM]
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Quote# 42375

Quote from: TimeLady on June 29, 2008, 02:25:56 AM
The Protocols of the Elders of Zion was something made up (and largely plagiarized from an earlier anti-Catholic book) by a Russian czarist secret police agent.

I'm done arguing with you ATHF. You're either a troll or an idiot, and I wouldn't be surprised if you're both.

I didn't ask for you to argue with me nor did I ask you your opinion, timelady, Most of the history you read was "made up" by the zionist traitors to this nation anyway!
You obviously have never read the true history of this nation or the protocols, else you would be forced to agree,(if you are paying any attention at all,) that the plan they have layed out~step by step, is EXACTLY what is taking place in this once great republic!
Troll, my ass! I am a watchman crying out in the wilderness to my fellow patriots.Sooo.......First read the Constitution,then read the Protocols, then ADMIT that I am right,Or.....just shut the hell up!

Aqua Teen Hunger Force, PrisonPlanet 9 Comments [7/7/2008 11:27:25 PM]
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Submitted By: ozznova (TimeLady)

Quote# 42403

Christ was a Messiah of God... but Jesus was not his real name...
The Churches lied about a lot and are working together with the New World Order!!!
As Always...there are bad kind of aliens and Good Ones!
The RFID-chip-plan is from the New World Order!!!
Bush and the Reptillians!
To get to know more fact-proof... just click on my name for the video's!

whateverpall, Youtube 8 Comments [7/7/2008 10:06:31 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen

Quote# 42443

[Explaining why her prophecy that "evil will be revealed" on July 4th failed {she also predicted a stock market crash on July 7th}]

Be grateful the plan of evil did not happen! The benchmark date was not used. One theory is that the good guys destroyed the masses of numbers they were going to use. I do hope they do not use the 7th either.

Something happened to their plan - KEEP PRAYING FOR PROTECTION.

this is a dance of good and evil... the only side that is totally predicable is the good side.

They still want to destroy our constitution and bring the world market crash. They had their plan delayed before

BLESSEDone333, Youtube 6 Comments [7/7/2008 9:03:00 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen

Quote# 42365

Over the past decade thousands of Americans have quietly abandoned the use of prescription antibiotic drugs and have turned instead to the use of safe, natural colloidal silver. In fact, when people discovered they could cure the vast majority of their own infections -- quickly, safely and effectively -- with a few dollar's worth of colloidal silver, word began to spread rapidly among the American public. The giant pharmaceutical companies quickly realized they would soon be losing tens of millions of dollars annually in sales of their expensive prescription antibiotic drugs if they didn't do something about it. Initially, they demanded that the FDA ban the sale of colloidal silver altogether. But try as they might, the FDA couldn't find sufficient grounds for a ban. After all, colloidal silver has a fully documented 90-year medical history of safety and effectiveness!

"Life & Health Research Group", The Colloidal Silver Manual Website 12 Comments [7/7/2008 7:38:39 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac

Quote# 42480

[font color="#FFCC00"]GOLD FRINGED FLAG[/font]
The flags displayed in State courts and courts of the United States have gold or yellow fringes. That is your WARNING that you are entering into a foreign enclave, the same as if you are stepping into a foreign embassy and you will be under the jurisdiction of that flag. The flag with the gold or yellow fringe has no constitution, no laws, and no rules of court, and is not recognized by any nation on the earth, and is foreign to you and the United States of America.

American Patriot Friends Network, Get That Gold Fringe off my Flag! 12 Comments [7/7/2008 3:45:49 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac

Quote# 42383

It is ignorant people like you,that will perish when the magnetic shift occurs. This lady is trying to help us by making these videos and because you are so fucking scared (a tool of the illuminati), you will stay in your ignorant cell(mind) and throw away any warning you shall recieve. Wake up, are you telling me every ancient civilization is crazy and full of shit for warning us? Better yourself is right, but with bettering yourself also comes enlightenment.Think about it. Stop being as sheep.

awkword519, Youtube 11 Comments [7/7/2008 1:44:24 PM]
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Submitted By: SeenAndNotSeen

Quote# 42320

You won't read sob stories in the media for the dozens of dead, burned children who were murdered by the FBI at the Branch Davidians. The ass kissing media falls all over itself to support criminals with badges. And the little Branch Davidians children are dead, murdered, gassed, and their bodies burned by the CRIMINALS OF OKLAHOMA CITY in a failed attempt to hide evidence of mass murder by WMD poison gas.

Bob, World Accordng to Bob 13 Comments [7/5/2008 3:36:22 PM]
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Submitted By: Frank

Quote# 42259

(just part of a ridiculously long conspiracy rant. Remainder of the thread is equally deranged.)

You can't swallow this so just go back to believing the predigested propaganda they feed you everyday. And if you do know what's up, everybody around you will disown you, fight you and incarcerate you for speaking the truth. I just did time for thought crime. My family snitched me out to the government for what I'm about to tell you now. This is no joke. George Orwell's 1984 is now. But everyone is walking around like zombies stuck in a TV daze. If you truly desire to open Pandora's box- you have to be willing to jump out of a plane with no chute. To sacrifice comfort for truth. Because in these times ahead it will be crucial weather you are asleep or awake.
To summarize: Everything you believe in very passionately is a LIE. Religion, politics- every popularized group thought. If you didn't invent it, it's been created to control you. To divide you. The masonic motto is "divide and conquer." The word "illuminati" means illumined: bright. Smart. One that can see in the dark, like an owl; one that has knowledge that the profane (you) don't have. (See the back of the dollar bill.) The people in charge of the world are evil, inbred, psychopathic, control freaks that instigate fake wars throughout centuries to profit, exterminate and keep the masses in a dumbed-down, confused state. In virtually every major "news" event, there exists a completely hidden agenda behind what was told to you. From JFK to the moon landings to 9/11 to Charles Manson to the Virginia Tech shootings to the Columbine massacre to the "education system" to the air you breathe to the food you eat, to the vaccinations you receive to the "founding fathers" to the "constitution" to global warming. That's the big one. The government is using "global warming" to gradually remove your freedoms and eventually form a one world government. Originally they were going to use a fake alien threat which Reagan talked about and that the C.I.A. promotes through science fiction, military manufactured flying saucers and government conducted "alien" abductions. That's what "The War of the Worlds" was about. To test the publics reaction. They've opted instead for environmental guilt and worship of "mother earth." And it's working.

Invictus & snake321, WrongPlanet 13 Comments [7/4/2008 6:15:57 AM]
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Quote# 42198

Is George Carlin Dead Because He Spoke of the New World Order?

I don’t know about you, but I find it very curious that comedian George Carlin died of chest pains a few months after his new, scathing routine on the powers-that-be got excerpted in a you-tube video, and five days after it was announced to the press that “Carlin was being awarded the 11th annual Mark Twain Prize for American Humor, which will be presented Nov. 10 in Washington and broadcast on PBS.” (quote from AP article appearing on yahoo! this morning)

Were the bad boys afraid of what would happen if honor-laden Carlin spoke his mind about the global conspiracy on national public television to millions of intelligent viewers? Stranger things have happened. I attended a lecture 12 years years ago by Bill Cooper, a retired naval intelligence officer who had written a book, “Behold a Pale Horse,” that spilled many secrets he had been privy to during his service.

Bronte Baxter, Splinter in the Mind Blog 17 Comments [7/3/2008 8:08:41 PM]
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Submitted By: jsonitsac

Quote# 42159

[A comment to a video which supposedly reveals that humans secretly went to mars in 1962.]

The Illuminati wanted to devise an escape from earth from the possible cataclisms that are to happen here on earth in the year 2012. Two thirds of the earth's population is said to be wiped out, and the Illuminati feel like if they are on MARS, they would gaurantee that they would live on. This is known as Alternative 3.

skeetngail, Youtube 13 Comments [7/2/2008 8:59:55 PM]
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Submitted By: Enkidu