Quote# 103262

Beside the political hype from Al Gore, there was still some value in the Global Warming story: it implied ‘decroissance’, it implies ‘Sustainability, think globally, act locally’ as in: ‘keep your manufacturing jobs close, keep food production close, limit transportations as much as possible, don’t over-product, don’t waste, there is no point to manufacture your socks in china and consume 100 gallons of fuel to move them here, if you can make them at home’, and so on.

The idea of ‘decroissance’ and ‘sustainability’ was in the air in the 80-90s to back up the idea. I heard the concept in France. Of course ‘decroissance’ had to be also applied to the population: the population growth should never exceed the local ressources in energy and impact the well being of its inhabitant. France had always been less crowded than Germany for example. For a long time it was 40 millions versus 60-70 in Germany. Now its 70 millions in France, thanks largely to massive immigration. And therefore, Massive Immigration also does not make sense in a sustainable system.
By the way, for the first time in its history, this year, France had to IMPORT wheat . The experts appointed by the system will tell you it’s because of a drought, blablabla, It’s totally irrelevant in my opinion and it’s just an excuse. Think it couldn’t happen in America’s food production system? the central plains are too big? think again.

Now, nobody talks about Global warming anymore, perhaps because it implied all these concepts that went countercurrent to the wishes of the Elite, first of which was a massive import of population that was not needed. America will reach 350, 400 millions? Africa 2 billions ? and millions of what, under-educated, under-employed (at best) low class citizenry, overpopulated, with imported tropical diseases adapting to northerners latitude thanks to…..yes, global warming.
Global warming: yes, it may be smaller than the predicted models. But, it may also be difficult to measure because in a dynamic system like the Earth Ecosystem, you can’t expect LINEAR EFFECTS. Everything is buffered against abrupt changes. What you can expect is a series of hick ups that are clues that the system is entering into an instability regime. And then a massive change, without warning, when all buffered systems have been exhausted and collapse.

A quote from our past:
“…Though the climate gradually improved after the ice sheets reached their maximum extent around 20,000 years ago, the ice warrior made one more attack. The big freeze came with devastating speed. The first warning was a period in which the climate oscillated from warm to cold. Then in a single year, 12,679 years ago, northern Europe went from a temperate climate to glacial conditions. Once more Europeans were threatened with extinction, but managed to survive, though in some cases by ceasing to be Europeans….”

http://www.nature.com/ngeo/journal/v1/n8/abs/ngeo263.html


calculus, The Kakistocracy 5 Comments [9/8/2014 3:14:59 AM]
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Quote# 103258

I can link up ENDLESS examples of mainstream and alternative media who have made the connection between our government and supplying of ISIS. Yet, today's mainstream articles won't even mention that WE, Obama, Congress, the CIA, CREATED ISIS and SUPPLIED THEM.

I'm so sick and tired of our media and our dumb, childish population of idiots having no capability to add 2 and 2 together to get a simple answer. OUR Government created the enemy that we're proposing to go to war with in Iraq. OUR Government armed the extremists that beheaded those journalists. Without our Government's involvement, those men would be alive, but noooo, let's not arrest the cadre of criminals that span the CIA, Congress and the White House who ran covert operations to give advanced weapons and supplies to terrorists.

I've said it many times. We have a criminal government folks. CRIMINAL. And We, The People, need to start asking they be held accountable.

No war with ISIS until AFTER we've arrested the Government criminals who created and commanded the operations to arm them and train them. That means john McCain and the Congressional/Senatorial Intelligence Committees, the head of the CIA and the White House lackies, Obama, Susan Rice, Hillary Clinton and Leon Pineda.

Folks, THOSE are your criminals who need to be blamed by our mainstream media for this mess with ISIS.

thelittlecheese, KFFL.com 11 Comments [9/7/2014 7:02:25 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

Quote# 103257

The Left has been trying to eradicate football since the days of Teddy Roosevelt. Michael Sam and homosexuality, as well as former players suing over questionable long-term brain injuries, the assault over the Redskins’ nickname, and kids not playing football which will starve the league of future players, are all part of the leftist agenda.

Extremely Extreme Extremist, freerepublic 20 Comments [9/7/2014 7:02:19 AM]
Fundie Index: 11

Quote# 103226

Is Obama using the Muslim Brotherhood to form a global caliphate, an Ummah or are they using him to do so? Either way, it is happening and it is setting him up for his next goal in life and that is to serve as a UN SecGen so he can rule the world under Shariah/Islamic law. Think not, why did he push for UN Resolution 16/18 that places Shariah/Islamic law above our First Amendment?

TopAssistant, WND 9 Comments [9/7/2014 6:56:45 AM]
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Quote# 103223

In today's stinking propaganda poop-pie, Sulzberger's slippery scribblers attempt to slip by what sales professionals refer to as an assumptive statement. The 'assumptive close' involves the casual statement of something as an unchallenged fact; and then, regardless if the statement is true or not, building a case upon it. The trick is to slip in the assumptive so subtly that the target accepts its veracity without question.

By headlining the lie that the purpose of NATO's "Rapid Response Force" is "to respond to increased Russian intervention in Ukraine", the foundational assumption of "increased Russian intervention" is cleverly stated as a given, even though it is false. This narrows the debate down to how NATO should respond, without ever challenging the false underlying premise itself. It is like saying, "Mr. Doe. My product will cure your bad breath problem. Now will you be paying with cash, check or charge?", when Mr. Doe doesn't even have a bad breath problem to begin with!

In reality, Russia's lack of intervention is driving the warmongering Globalists nuts! They had hoped by now that Putin would have taken their bait and kicked off World War III. But the tenacity and fighting spirit of the freedom fighters of eastern Ukraine has defeated puppet Kiev without the need for direct Russian assistance. The Globalists have now been forced to invent Russian invasions in order to justify the creation of Rapid Response Forces.

It is clear by now that US-NATO-Zion is intending to have its war come hell or high water. The longer Putin refuses to take the bait, the more outrageous the provocations will become. This is exactly how Germany was baited into attacking Poland, and Japan into attacking Pearl Harbor. When Russia's inevitable and justifiable self-defense move comes, you can be sure that Sulzberger's dirty journal will be screaming bloody murder, exactly as it did in 1939 and 1941!

Mike King, Tomato Bubble 3 Comments [9/7/2014 4:03:40 AM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 103206

1) There are other dimensions/universes which are not so much separated from ours by conventional physical space as they are by something else. Think for example of the light spectrum. The visible light you can see is only one part of the spectrum; IR and UV light also exist at the same place and time, but are not visible to you.

2) It is possible for doorways, portals, or 'rips' to occur which allow passage of beings (and possibly even other things like rocks or plants) from one dimension to another. These may sometimes occur naturally, accidentally, or they may be created.

On to elves and other mythical beings, I see two possiblities:

1) There used to be (or possibly still is) a stable doorway between our universe and theirs, and periodically they come through into our world for reasons unknown. Sometimes humans see them, and perhaps sometimes they interact with humans deliberately. As we acquire technology and become more advanced, they become more afraid of us and conceal themselves. Or, the doorway closed at some point and that's why we don't see them any more. Said doorway could be natural or they could have created it.

2) At some time in the past, a group of elves passed into our world accidentally. Not able to find a way back, they settled and were a large enough group to reproduce and survive, for a while, after which the increasing human population probably caused their extinction.

Note that this same theory works equally well for dragons, dwarves, unicorns, goblins, faerie, brownies, Bigfoot, some 'alien' encounters, ghosts, and UFOs, and may even (in my opinion) explain some Fortean phenomena such as rains of blood, mysterious disappearances of people, and alien animals (think black panthers in England or chupacabras).

Heike, Above Top Secret 16 Comments [9/6/2014 7:53:23 AM]
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Quote# 103201

Are you drinking dead water?

Only healthy water can form beautiful hexagonal snowflake-like crystals. Snow water, water in fruits and vegetables, cold water from deep wells and pristine streams - all have the ideal hexagonal structure.

Tap water cannot form crystal hexagonal structures even when it freezes. Of all water’s properties, its hexagonal structure is probably the most important, but is also the most fragile. It is easily destroyed by environmental contaminants and modern water treatment processes.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 15 Comments [9/6/2014 4:48:18 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

Quote# 103199

Today I experienced Deja vu.
Spectacular eh?
Well, began pondering upon it..

I have three extremely vivid Memories in my life.
Birth.
I remember my birth.
Then, it struck me.
Within the Matrix, a simulation, two events are infinitely occurring in your own separate simulation within that matrix.
I remember The darkness of The act of dying and coming into life, the in between space must have been the DMT because there is no memory and also this idea hit me. The substance of existing in the matrix is DMT(we are a MASSIVE or not so massive DMT trip also known as life or the matrix) Existence is literally a dream.

Spirit Bomb, Godlike Productions 6 Comments [9/6/2014 4:47:28 AM]
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Quote# 103198

What most people don't realize is that the elite are all a bunch of homosexuals. Skull and Bones are a bunch of homosexuals. Presidents George H. Bush and George W. Bush are homosexuals. Ronald Reagan was known as “rainbow Ronnie” in southern California while governor. Hollywood is owned and controlled by a bunch of Jewish homosexuals (and they hate Jesus Christ, which is why every single major movie produced takes God's name in vain). Here's a list of 67 homosexual Hollywood films. We are witnessing the homosexualization of the United States, and it is disgusting and sinful!

Human beings were offered up to Moloch throughout ancient times and in the Old Testament. It's still happening today. Don't think for a second that the elite don't actually sacrifice real humans. Women and children disappear all the time, millions per year globally, never to be seen again.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 11 Comments [9/6/2014 4:47:15 AM]
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Quote# 103196

I’m sure many of you have exhaled in relief upon learning that Stunning satellite images show summer ice cap is thicker and covers 1.7million square kilometers MORE than 2 years ago…despite Al Gore’s prediction it would be ICE-FREE by now. (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-2738653/Stunning-satellite-images-summer-ice-cap-thicker-covers-1-7million-square-kilometres-MORE-2-years-ago-despite-Al-Gore-s-prediction-ICE-FREE-now.html)

"The speech by former US Vice-President Al Gore was apocalyptic. ‘The North Polar ice cap is falling off a cliff,’ he said. ‘It could be completely gone in summer in as little as seven years. Seven years from now.’

Those comments came in 2007 as Mr Gore accepted the Nobel Peace Prize for his campaigning on climate change. But seven years after his warning, The Mail on Sunday can reveal that, far from vanishing, the Arctic ice cap has expanded for the second year in succession – with a surge, depending on how you measure it, of between 43 and 63 per cent since 2012.

To put it another way, an area the size of Alaska, America’s biggest state, was open water two years ago, but is again now covered by ice.

Judith Curry, professor of earth and atmospheric sciences at Georgia Institute of Technology in Atlanta, said last night: ‘The Arctic sea ice spiral of death seems to have reversed.’
Those who just a few years ago were warning of ice-free summers by 2014 included US Secretary of State John Kerry, who made the same bogus prediction in 2009, while Mr Gore has repeated it numerous times – notably in a speech to world leaders at the UN climate conference in Copenhagen in 2009, in an effort to persuade them to agree a new emissions treaty.

Professor Andrew Shepherd, of Leeds University, an expert in climate satellite monitoring, said yesterday: ‘It is clear from the measurements we have collected that the Arctic sea ice has experienced a significant recovery in thickness over the past year."



I recall when the Global Climate/Warming Change hysteria was in full crest. Weather supremacists strode the lecterns ascendant. Denial of heat became as taboo as denial of race…or even worse! The Earth was growing so molten so quickly that by next Wednesday one would be able to use Hillary’s desiccated womb as an open air microwave. It was all very much settled.

And of course the left’s hoi polloi plunged it down their gullets bones, gristle, and beak. Given some period with a pliant media these people could probably be manipulated into grease painting their faces to sing “I’m a little teapot” in robotic pantomime nude on a weekday sidewalk–while screaming at those who aren’t.

Though Al Gore had this played well. It required only some discreet model tweaking here and thermometer breakage there and the red hot world would be copacetic. Though ironically enough, the weather just wouldn’t cooperate. Cool summers, cold winters, and growing ice. Growing. Always growing. Always mocking. Its smirk no less searing for the frigidity.

No doubt I now grew very pale;—but I talked more fluently, and with a heightened voice. Yet the cold increased—and what could I do? It was a low, dull temperature—much as a winter bough enveloped in snow. I gasped for breath—and yet the media heard it not. I talked more quickly—more vehemently; but the ice steadily increased. I arose and argued about trifles, in a high key and with violent gesticulations; but the ice only grew. Why would these acolytes and minions not be gone? I paced the floor to and fro with heavy strides, as if excited to fury by the observations of the men—but the ice steadily increased. Oh God! what could I do? I foamed—I raved—I swore! I swung the chair upon which I had been sitting, and grated it upon the boards, but the ice arose over all the arctic and continually increased. It grew thicker—denser—whiter! And still the reporters chatted pleasantly, and smiled. Was it possible they saw not? Almighty God!—no, no! They saw!—they suspected!—they knew!—they were making a mockery of my horror!-this I thought, and this I think. But anything was better than this agony! Anything was more tolerable than this derision! I could bear those hypocritical smiles no longer! I felt that I must scream or die! and now—again!—hark! Colder! Slicker! Crunchier! Polar bears!
“Villains!” I shrieked, “dissemble no more! I admit the deed!—tear up my tome! here, here!—It is the freezing of this hideous Earth!”

You know, if Al and the kids were actually convinced of cataclysm, one would imagine news of cooler temperatures and growing ice–a pleasant failure of dire forecasts–would be greeted with a singular sentiment: relief. That it is not may lend some insight into otherwise veiled designs.

Yet the now almost comical failure to bring any predictive power to the debate must have surely sent advocates scurrying back into their own skins for some retro-fitted circumspection. At least that is what the model of human behavior might suggest. But it too would be wildly inaccurate. For science is hardly cowed by mere humiliation. Now is when faithful men in white coats stand to be counted. Now is when guns sound at the front. To reputational ruin or Ragnarok!(http://www.newscientist.com/article/dn26122-no-more-pause-warming-will-be-nonstop-from-now-on.html?cmpid=RSS%7CNSNS%7C2012-GLOBAL%7Conline-news#.VAU-fGK9KK3)

"No more pause: Warming will be non-stop from now on

Enjoy the pause in global warming while it lasts, because it’s probably the last one we will get this century. Once temperatures start rising again, it looks like they will keep going up without a break for the rest of the century, unless we cut our greenhouse gas emissions.

The slowdown in global warming since 1997 seems to be driven by unusually powerful winds over the Pacific Ocean, which are burying heat in the water. But even if that happens again, or a volcanic eruption spews cooling particles into the air, we are unlikely to see a similar hiatus, according to two independent studies.

According to another recent study, the current hiatus may be our last for a while. Matthew England and his colleagues at the University of New South Wales in Sydney, Australia, tried to quantify the chance of another pause. “It’s looking to us that it’s probably going to be the last one that we’ll see in the foreseeable future,” says England.

Using 31 climate models, they showed that if emissions keep rising, the chance of a hiatus – a 10-year period with no significant warming – drops to virtually zero after 2030. The current hiatus will probably be followed by rapid warming as the heat trapped in the ocean escapes back into the atmosphere, so we are unlikely to get another decade of no warming before 2030. England believes it could be another century or more before the next hiatus.

But that could change if we slow greenhouse gas emissions now. If we can reach peak global emissions by 2040, the temperature rise will slow by the end of the century, and hiatus periods will become more likely.

Hiatuses can also be triggered by volcanic eruptions that spew particles into the air, reflecting sunlight away from Earth, as happened after the 1991 Mount Pinatubo eruption. But even if a volcano erupts it will make little difference. “After 2030, the rate of global warming is likely to be so fast that even large volcanic eruptions on the scale of Krakatoa are unlikely to drive a hiatus decade,” says team member Nicola Maher.

To the Chromosphere and beyond! So here’s my question: what did the models say about hiatuses in the late 90s? And if the answer is nothing, then what has improved of our climate understanding in the interim to now confidently dress them as natty scapegoats like little Lords Fauntleroy? What a darling hiatus this just happens to be. It’s from those Pacific winds, you know. They just started about 17 years ago and haven’t abated yet. What, you want climate models that take wind into account? Get real.

It may very well be that Warming Change is as both real and dire as claimed. Though the whole present firmament has tainted themselves with histrionics, false predictions, and calumny to skeptics. I’m of little inclination to hear the same bleats from the same mouths. Let them dissolve into less damaging pursuits and be succeeded by a more sober and judicious generation of climatologists who are emotionally capable of offering an honest accounting. If their models offer some predictive value, then informed citizens will be properly advised from there. Though by that time I’ll be dead–and not from a .7 temperature increase either.

The Administration, The Kakistocracy 5 Comments [9/6/2014 4:46:48 AM]
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Quote# 103194

Won't be that long. All it's going to take is one EMP - natural, or man-made, according to the Pentagon (who says it can be any time now) and 181 million of us will die in some form or another. It will first be by loss of power which will cause loss of food, medicines, and then it will be looting and killing for whatever food there is left. It's coming folks - we are IN the end times. Do we hear anything about this from the lamestream media so we can prepare? Nope. Nary a word. I am supposing some kind of Faraday cage may help, but who knows how to make one?

rebel1865, WND 11 Comments [9/6/2014 4:45:08 AM]
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Quote# 103186

The MI6 downing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland!!

The downing of Pan Am Flight 103 over Lockerbie, Scotland, in 1988, was the work of the same people who downed Captain Edwin Musick's plane. The only difference was that "Muslim terrorists" were not blamed for the Musick explosion.

On Dec. 21, 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was blown out of the sky by a bomb . . . or a missile!!

The crash of the Boeing 747 was similar to the explosion that killed Captain Edwin Musick in 1938.

All 259 souls on board and 11 residents of Lockerbie were killed.

Of course, the first suspects were "Muslim terrorists." On December 5, 1988 (16 days prior to the attack), the Federal Aviation Administration (FAA) issued a security bulletin saying that, on that day, a man with an Arabic accent had telephoned the U.S. Embassy in Helsinki, Finland, and told them that a Pan Am flight from Frankfurt to the United States would be blown up within the next two weeks by someone associated with the Abu Nidal Organization; he said a Finnish woman would carry the bomb on board as an unwitting courier.

The Iranians were also suspects because of the downing of Iran Air Flight 665 by missiles over the Persian Gulf on July 3, 1988. The plane was an Airbus carrying 274 passengers on a pilgrimage to Mecca. The downing of the Airbus and the Boeing shared some remarkable similarities.

British owned Cable News Network (CNN) made sure that the blue and white logo of Pan Am was flashed around the world continuously.

From 1989 onward, people associated Pan Am with terrorist attacks and avoided traveling on the airline.

[...]

Wilhelm Boeing—the founder of the Boeing Company—was born in Detroit, Michigan, to a wealthy German mining engineer named Wilhelm Böing from Hagen-Hohenlimburg. In 1900, he changed his name to William Boeing.

The Boeing company was founded in Seattle, Washington state, in 1916.

William Boeing was the founder of the Boeing Company—a pioneer in civil aviation.

William A. Allen became chairman in 1945 and he led the world into the jet age.

The Boeing Company is the last remaining U.S. manufacturer of non-military aircraft.

Until September 4, 2001, the headquarters of this giant company was located in Seattle, Washington.

On Thursday May 10, 2001, to the consternation of all at the Boeing Company, an announcement was made to move the company hdqrs to Chicago.

Boeing will now have their hdqrs. closer to British spying hdqrs. in New York and Washington City.

The move was also done in preparation for 9-11.

Britannia's World War II ally Japan now makes 70% of the components for the latest Boeing jets....It is called OUTSOURCING!!

On September 11, 2001, MI6 crashed 2 Boeing 747's into the Twin Towers in New York City. Another Boeing was crashed in Pennsylvania . . . and another Boeing was crashed into the Pentagon.

On Sept 11, 2001, American Airlines Flight 11 crashed into the North Tower of the World Trade Center.

About 15 minutes later, United Airlines Flight 175 crashed into the South Tower of the World Trade Center.

If Britannia had her way, she would crash EVERY Boeing jet in existence.

A Boeing jet, United Airlines Flight 93 was supposed to have crashed in Pennsylvania. Another Boeing jet, American Airlines Flight 77 crashed into the Pentagon.

The hijacking of the planes and the subsequent crashes were all blamed on "Muslim extremists."

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 11 Comments [9/6/2014 3:36:58 AM]
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Quote# 103147

In my opinion, the purpose of films like ["The Testament" from 1983] and "The Day After" was to inspire panic about nuclear weapons, so the american public would ask for their banning, while the USSR could keep up slowly arming themselves. As hollywood is basically a melting pot of liberals, it was not very difficult for the infiltrated soviet in arts and media to push for the realization of such films.

elZ, SurvivalistBoards.com 14 Comments [9/4/2014 3:07:19 AM]
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Quote# 103125

Alex Jones is not who he says he is. For years he has been working to uncover the secrets of the Illuminati and the New World Order, but yet he is a member of the former, and will be in power in the latter. Jones has been placed in the world of conspiracy theories to feed false information, to throw trackers off the trail. Do not believe anything that the man tells you. All of the information that he presents is fabricated by the Illuminati, for the Illuminati. Think of Joseph Goebbels. Alex Jones is the perfect Joseph Goebbels. STOP LISTENING TO HIM IF YOU ARE. You are being lied to by a man that receives his instructions straight from the Illuminati.

The moon landing in 1969 was real, but there was a moon landing seven years earlier that was the first real landing. In truth, the Russians were the first ones to land on the moon; however, they did not publicize the mission nor the results. It was decided that America was going to win the space race in order to secure a feeling of capitalism over communism. Russia launched their own rocket ship toward the moon as a test run to ensure that the American trial would be successful seven years later. Everything went perfect with the Russian moon landing, and the same technology was then applied to the American moon mission. While on the moon, the American astronauts began the first construction of nuclear missile sites on the moon. These nuclear missile sites have been added onto over the years by way of subsequent moon missions and work by remote control robots. The purpose of these missile sites is the ability to launch nuclear missiles without the risk of tracing the missiles back to a particular country. The scenario in which these missiles would be used is to attack a nation that is not cooperating with the Illuminati. The Illuminati would order missiles launched at the nation, but without the afflicted nation being able to track where exactly the missiles came from, they would not be able to show evidence that they should declare war on a specific country. In my opinion, these missiles will never be used because there are many other ways that the Illuminati can bring down an entire government other than nuking them. However, to my knowledge, the moon currently has 2 fully equipped nuclear missile sites that can be operated from Earth.

Unnamed Informer, Mysteries of the Iniquity 18 Comments [9/3/2014 3:25:24 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 103124

Enough with the history, I was just telling that to show you that I was in the Illuminate for a great deal of time. I was involved with some horrible things, but now I want to uncover the current activities of the Illuminati. The activities that caused my departure.

Obama is the grand puppet of them all. Barry Sotero, yes that is his real name, was born in an Illuminati bunker far beneath the ground in Finland. He was groomed to become POTUS. He was indoctrinated from the beginning with the teachings of the Illuminati, with the plans for the New World Order, and with the plans that he was supposed to execute. Barry did not emerge from this bunker until the time that he was twenty three. All photographs and accounts of him before this time are fabricated by the Illuminati. However, the Illuminati forgot one major thing. A birth certificate. It was decided after the mistake that it would seem too fishy to display one now magically, so do not ever expect anyone to reveal it, because it was never made. Barry, who entered into the “world” as Barack Obama, is the most evil man on this planet. It is not by his own design, but because he is being fed his instructions. If you thought the healthcare bill was a big deal, you have no idea what Obama will unveil in the coming year. A plan is in place, and has already began to be executed that will create a personal “army” for Obama. The oil that gushed from the pipes in the Gulf was infested with microbodies that plant themselves in the brains of the infected, and can be activated remotely to control the infected. Mostly, these microbodies planted themselves in the minds of children. Remember Obama’s address to students that was so controversial? That event was used to transmit radio waves that allowed for the planting of these microbodies in the children’s minds.

Supposedly, and this is the part that I do not know for a fact, this army will never be activated for physical warfare, but they will be used to secure re-election of Obama for many, many years to come. The amendment in the Constitution that restricts the president to serving two terms will be struck out of the Constitution, and Obama will embark on a six term reign during which we will see the destruction of the Middle East.

5: In a nutshell…

Aliens are real. There is constant inter-galactic war between them. The grand plan is to involve Earth in their warfare so that human beings can be enslaved in the new world order.

Space flights are being used to carry out MASSIVE Chemical implantation. You all have heard of chem-trailing. Think about it on a global scale. When the governments of the world became exposed because of people like you that exposed chem-trailing, they needed a new way to carry out their operations. Space flights allow them to carry out chem-trailing on a massive scale by placing the chemicals right inside Earth’s atmosphere. The chemicals then mix with the clouds and upper atmospheric winds to transport the chemicals across a large area. These space flights need to be stopped before it is too late.

Unnamed Informer, Mysteries of the Iniquity 20 Comments [9/3/2014 3:25:20 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 103123

The first time that I was really “used” by the Illuminati was during the presidential election of 1968. I was called to Denver, CO to partake in a meeting in early February. I was chauffeured to the meeting location, and the windows of the limo were blacked out, so I still to this day do not know exactly where the meeting was held. I was very relieved to find out that the meetings of the Illuminati were not satanic or cultish other than that everything in the room was completely red. A man stood up in front of the room and introduced himself as Rorie Rothschild. He gave us our “instructions” by saying that it was already put in place that Richard Nixon would be president of the United States. I was astonished to know that this group picked who was going to be the POTUS, but I soon found out that every president in American history has been a puppet of the Illuminati. My assignment was to position myself in Washington D.C., and to work to incite rioting and turmoil after the assassination of Martin Luther King Jr. Yes, I knew about the assassination of MLK before it occurred. The assassination occurred in April if I am correct, and I knew about it in February. It was decided that MLK was a dangerous man because of the way that he was creating a following in the way that he was. The truth is that MLK was approached by the Illuminati and asked to join, but he is one of the view that rejected and somehow escaped death. The elite in the group decided to let him live for awhile, for pure entertainment, but when they were ready for him to die, they made sure he did, and they planned when he would. I was in D.C. at the time of the assassination, and I made the mistake of spreading the word that MLK was dead, an hour before he had actually been shot. Thankfully no one notices, and widespread riots ensued.

Many other people were placed in many other major cities. The purpose of killing MLK at the time that he was assassinated was to serve as a distraction to the coming murder of Bobby Kennedy. The Illuminate had already killed JFK, and they were not about to let another Kennedy make a run for the presidency. The Kennedy family turned out to be a challenge for the Illuminati, but they were taken care of. Remember a few years ago when Ted Kennedy was taken out of a dinner for health problems? He was actually strangled in the bathroom by an Illuminati member.

Anyway, after Bobby Kennedy was murdered. The path to the presidency was clear for Richard Nixon who had already been indoctrinated with what the Illuminati wanted to do. The war in Vietnam was a massive opportunity for many people to make a ton of money, and that they did. Nixon was instructed far before the election to continue the fighting in Vietnam.

Unnamed Informer, Mysteries of the Iniquity 9 Comments [9/3/2014 3:25:04 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 103122

This post will be about how the Illuminati recruited me and what exactly I had to go through.

When I was nineteen years old, I fell into some money through some connections with friends and some successful investments of some money that I had made throughout my childhood. I got involved in some backroom deals and saw my money begin to grow. As I attended college at Harvard in 1964, I begin to become increasingly rich, and my influence on campus grew as well through my participation in various clubs, and organizations. Some friends and I began to serve as quasi-stock brokers while still at Harvard. I made tons of cash during that year, and was very powerful and influential on campus.

One night as I was walking back to my dorm shortly after midnight, I was approached by two men in black suits. I initially assumed that they were going to investigate my business activity because some of it was not exactly legal. They asked me to come with them and I followed them into the basement of a two story house a couple streets over from my dorm room. They sat me down at a table and asked me if I was willing to make a deal. They would not tell me what deal I would be making, but just continually asked if I would be willing to make a deal. I half-assed agreed that I would, and that is when the biggest man that I have ever seen walked through some closet doors and sat down in a chair directly opposite from me. A television was wheeled in front of me and on it was playing a video of the JFK assassination. The man that was sitting opposite me asked who I thought shot JFK. I naturally said Lee Harvey Oswald. All three of the men laughed, and the video changed to show that the shot that killed JFK actually came from the front seat of the car. It is very hard to make out in the videos that we normally see, but in the version that this man was showing me, it was obvious that the driver of the car was the one who shot JFK. The man asked if I thought that he was capable of doing this, and I did not know what to say. He told me that he was capable of anything. He detailed the story of the Illuminati. How it had formed in the 1700’s and how the Illuminati was behind the French Revolution, the Russian Revolution, World War I and II, the Vietnam War, and he told me about how a “terrorist” attack on two buildings would change the world forever.

Two chicken bones were placed in front of me, and I was told that I would be joining the Illuminati. If I did not, then they would kill me on the spot. They told me to take the chicken bones to a crossroad on the outskirts of town, and I had to bury them, then spill my own blood over top of the spot where they were buried. The two men in suits accompanied me, and I performed the ritual. After it was done, I was taken to a large mansion which I was told was mine now. I was given numerous cars, countless women, and a vault that was full of money. I was left with instructions that I had made a deal with Lucifer himself, and that if I did not follow directions, then I would be used in the most unpleasant way.

Unnamed Informer, Mysteries of the Iniquity 12 Comments [9/3/2014 3:25:01 AM]
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Submitted By: Yossarian Lives

Quote# 103115

The Portuguese Christopher Columbus!!

The Italian Genoese "Christopher Columbus" is just a 500 year old MYTH created by the Vatican to take the place of the real Genoese Discoverer of the New World–John Cabot!!

Washington Irving–a famous 19th century U.S. writer–was just one of the creators of the fictional Christopher Columbus:

Christopher Columbus, or Columbo, as the name is written in Italian, was born in the city of Genoa, about the year 1435. He was the son of Dominico Colombo, a wool-comber, and Susannah Fonatanarossa, his wife, and it would seem that his ancestors had followed the same handicraft for several generations in Genoa. Attempts have been made to prove him of illustrious descent, and several noble houses have laid claim to him since his name has become so renowned as to confer rather than receive distinction. (Irving, Life & Voyages of Christopher Columbus, p. 17).

According to Irving, Columbus–the son of a wool-comber–was a manual laborer who prepared WOOL for spinning. There is an expression in English: "to pull the WOOL over your eyes" and it means to lie or deceive somebody....That is what Irving did with the wool!!

It is almost impossible to unmask the real Portuguese Columbus without looking at the career of another fake Portuguese discoverer named Ferdinand Magellan.

The 2 greatest fake discoverers in the entire history of the world came from the Vatican created country of Portugal!!

After Zarco arrived in Spain from Portugal in 1487, he joined the witness protection program. That means that he assumed a totally new identity and became known as Christopher Columbus from Genoa, Italy. This was done to protect him from the wrath of the Portuguese and substitute him for John Cabot–the real Genoese Discoverer of the New World.

The Dominican and Franciscan monks normally bitter enemies–cooperated in creating the myth of the Italian Columbus. During the past 500 years, vast fortunes and oceans of ink have been used to perpetuate and keep the myth alive.

We feel confident that Christopher Columbus was Portuguese and that his real name was Salvador Fernandes Zarco and his ancestors were probably VIKINGS!!

Patrick Scrivener, Reformation 23 Comments [9/2/2014 3:30:29 AM]
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Submitted By: TimeToTurn

Quote# 103112

Okay!! Okay!! Okay!! (in a Joe Peski impersonation) What if for arguments sake that Brown was involved in a 2nd degree murder case. And lets also say that Brown was becoming more and more of a street thug. Does that mean that he should have been gunned down in cold blood!!?? But then too; I believe that Brown was set up by the new world order illuminuttys (illuminati's) to be gunned down in cold blood; to start a race riot. And to use military type weapons and introduce them into the American society.

And if Wilson is found innocent, there will be a bigger riot and race war; which is what the NWO illuminuttys wanted anyway!! This is the 2nd stage of a race war (Trayvon) was the first; where the NWO can break out their military equipment in American cities, so that we can get use to it. And besides, a bigger civil war would even be better for the NWO illuminuttys, as they want to take Americas guns whatever it takes!! Chaos and more chaos is what the NWO illuminuttys want. But the Almighty God of heaven has ministers and preachers that will calm the masses of black people down and return them to their civil peaceful state; and bring peace back to our communities, through much prayer!!

moses787, Godlike Productions 7 Comments [9/2/2014 3:28:44 AM]
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Quote# 103111

Is the 9 year old girl shooting an UZI just a mini-false flag?

Of course many of the other false flags are easy to spot but perhaps this event of the 9 year old girl shooting her instructor is a false flag that will be difficult to prove. It just seems like such a perfect event. I mean for this to be real you have to believe that the parents were filming this happening right before their eyes and that the firearms instructor was actually that stupid. I will need to see the full video for me to believe this one.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 19 Comments [9/2/2014 3:28:27 AM]
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Quote# 103088

You probably believe the bunkers have something to do with continuity of government in the case of a world war. LOL, how gullible you are. The reality is that those bunkers act as secret clone farms, kept far from prying eyes. Each TPTB member's bunker houses at least three dozen healthy, well-fed, genetically identical clones of themselves, raised in captivity from birth.

Every time Cheney's heart starts to fail again, he has the healthiest clone in the farm slaughtered, and the corpse's heart is then transplanted into his own body. All DNA matches perfectly: Zero chance of organ rejection, zero chance of incompatibility, and zero chance of failure.

Liver, kidney, or pancreas failing? Have lung cancer? Not a problem for these guys. They each have an endless supply of perfect replacement organs.

You don't hear about it much, but complete spinal cord and brain-swapping surgery is also completely achievable, and has been performed successfully in experiments on animals many times in the past century. The animal always survives as long as the brain is kept on ice and the surgery is completed in less than 90 minutes. Granted, the animal still dies within a week, but that is just because it's a completely different animal's body. That isn't a problem for Cheney and Kissinger, where their clone's host body is genetically identical to them.

Once these guys get old enough that their entire body has fallen apart beyond the capacity for repair via these patch jobs, they'll simply have their brain and spinal cord directly transplanted into an 18-year-old clone's body whose brain was removed. They'll start over with a completely new identity. Nobody would suspect that a guy who looks vaguely similar to a teenaged Dick Cheney is actually, in fact, Dick Cheney.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 15 Comments [9/1/2014 3:31:47 AM]
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Quote# 103086

There's nothing worse than an ignorant preacher who preaches falsehood with zeal. Please stop blaming Bin Laden for 911. Bin Laden is a face, nothing more. Do you understand that? The true criminals behind 911 needed a villain, a face to associate with the attacks. They needed to give the public and victim's families someone to blame and hate; thus, the evasive Bin Laden (at least he was until 2011 when they faked his capture and burial at sea... and then allegedly murdered all 20 members of Navy seal team 6 just months later to bury all evidence). Think about it... fake capture, fake burial, fake helicopter bombing... no evidence to confirm anything! How convenient. It's basic mind-programming 101. After 911, it was common to see Bin Laden's face in urinals, dartboards and gun ranges. The public fell for it, gullible as can be... those evil Muslims! If you want the truth, you'd better turn off the box (TV) and start researching. Here's the truth...

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David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 15 Comments [9/1/2014 3:30:21 AM]
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