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Quote# 125358

One of the worst kept secrets among government agencies was finally revealed by the CIA in 2013, as Area 51 in Nevada was finally acknowledged as a test ground for the United States government. After years of strange sightings above this remote location approximately 100 miles outside of Las Vegas, the Freedom of Information Act let Americans know about many of the things that occurred in the place known as Area 51 since the Cold War. The famous U-2 spy plane along with many other of our most secretive planes were built and tested at Area 51. Up until recently we were never 100% sure about what existed in Area 51, but with the magic of Google Maps we now know there is something behind those barbed wire fences.

In face Area 51 security adds to the hype as anyone coming even near the fences around this area will be apprehended by a small army of military and other government security. Obviously, with this much security in a place that is not advertised to the public means that there is probably something to hide. While much of it is government and military classified work, others suggest that there may be more. Let’s look at some more of what we do know.

Lockheed Martin “Skunk works” is one of the lead manufacturers in Area 51 and has created many flying objects that have been mistaken for UFOs by people who live around Area 51. The SR-71, a plane that flew at speed above Mach 3, was one of the many planes that was built and tested in Area 51 during the last 50 years. Also many military aircrafts such as the F-117 Nighthawk, the first radar evading aircraft which was made famous during Operation Desert Storm, were said to be tested and manufactured in the place known as Area 51. Despite all of these claims, many believe there are deeper darker secrets inside this secret location and many of this has to do with extra-terrestrial aircrafts and aliens. Let’s take a look at some of the most common Area 51 conspiracy theories.

Area 51 Conspiracies
The Roswell New Mexico UFO conspiracy

Spawning a popular TV series with the same name, countless cable television series and many documentaries the alleged Roswell alien crash in July 1947 was the encounter that put Area 51 on the map as far as it goes with alien conspiracies. While we save the in depth coverage of this event for another post, we will cover a brief overview of what happened below that backs up some of the alleged Area 51 conspiracies.
Mac Brazel w/ Roswell debris

Mac Brazel w/ Roswell debris

In July 1947 a rancher by the name of Mac Brazel found strange metal strewn over his land in New Mexico. Brazel took this debris to the authorities in Roswell. The commanding officer at the time Colonel Blanchard was also intrigued and he ordered an investigation. After collecting the shrapnel and other evidence off of Brazel’s property, the first Army command at Roswell issued a press release stating that they had recovered some type of “flying disk”

After this the Army later retracted the statement and suggested that it was shrapnel from a weather balloon. Not until some 30 years later in the 1970s did the Roswell conspiracy theories become popular among theorists, when Jesse Marcel commented publicly about the Roswell event. There are numerous different theories tied to Roswell and Area 51, with one of the biggest is that Area 51 is used as a hiding ground of the flying objects and secret alien bodies that were discovered in this wreckage.

Other Alien Area 51 Conspiracy Theories

Besides the alleged events that took place in Roswell, New Mexico there have been many more claims of UFOs and extraterrestrial beings being taken to and biopsied at Area 51. Ever since the Roswell event in 1947, there have been numerous alleged conspiracies that have said to taken place at Area 51. Mysterious flying objects in the sky and alleged crash debris has been always tied to Area 51 by alleged theories. In 1996 the New York Times wrote a famed article that detailed many things alleged by UFO experts and conspiracy theory experts when it comes to Area 51. You can read more about these here.
The Aurora Project

While many of the UFO and alien conspiracy theories may or may not be true, the fact that the United States government now admits that Area 51 is real is a fact. Many of our national defense planes and other aircrafts are thought to be built and tested in the large area above and around Area 51. Many of these secret aircrafts put the Area 51 conspiracies to rest, as they are aircrafts that have never been shown to the American public.

One of the most talked about stealth aircrafts of all-time known as the “Aurora Project” is thought to be flown around the Area 51. This aircraft is allegedly the fastest aircraft ever created with speed up to Mach 6. Many look at the runway of Groom Lake, which is supposedly 6 miles long, as a clear indication of a place that supersonic aircrafts are tested.

Area 51 is one of the most widely recognized secrets in the United States. While only a select few know for sure what happens in this facility, many believe that there are supernatural events and government tests that would change the way we feel about the universe. Will Area 51 conspiracy theories last forever or will the United States government eventually come clean about everything that happens behind the barbed wired fences?

Mac Brazel, Mac Brazel 1 Comments [3/13/2017 8:12:42 AM]
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Quote# 125357

om Delonge is about to reveal an alien conspiracy, Blink-182 singer suggests after receiving UFO award

'I kind of used some of my notoriety to try to do something pretty ambitious, and it worked,' he said in a taped message to the International UFO congress

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Tom Delonge could be about to expose an alien conspiracy, he has suggested.

Receiving an award for being "Researcher Of The Year" from the International UFO Congress, the Blink-182 co-founder suggested that he is about to make an announcement that could be a leap forward in the search for aliens.

Mr Delonge's search for UFOs has been ongoing since he left Blink-182 under disputed circumstances, that may be related to his work, two years ago. The mystery project has been sometimes mocked – but when WikiLeaks revealed hacked emails that suggested he had been consulting with some of the most important people in the US government, some changed their mind about his project.
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The singer has previously suggested that he has met aliens near Area 51, and that he is being hunted by authorities because of the work he has been doing in investigating extraterrestrials and an apparent cover up. He has said before that he has had his phone tapped, for instance, because he has sources in the US government and has spoken to people who knew Nazi scientists.

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Clinton campaign manager consulted with Tom Delonge about aliens

He made reference to that work in the video, during which he also teased a revelation that would be made in the next 60 days. The mainstream press could miss the full significance of that revelation, he said, but he implored those watching the video who are a part of the UFO-hunting community to take "read between the lines" of what is announced.

There’s a lot that I can’t say, but there’s some that I can," he said in the speech. And I’m so appreciative that I’ve been acknowledged for this stuff, but I’m not done.

"I’m just like you guys. I spent 20 years up all night, reading about Roswell, Dulce, Serpo, Churchill, the crashes here, Nazis building craft there, Antarctica, what’s on Mars, what’s on the back of the moon, anomalous structures. I mean, I’ve done it all. I know it all. I read all the same authors as you guys, hundreds of books. I look at all the same sites. I listen to all the Coast To Coast stuff that you guys do. I’m the same.

"But I kind of used some of my notoriety to try to do something pretty ambitious, and it worked," he said, apparently referencing the upcoming announcement.

"I came out and told you guys about a book I was writing called Sekret Machines, and I said a bunch of stuff, that I was working with some people. Well, I think a lot of people doubted it, and they thought it was crazy that this musician would have this kind of access. And then the WikiLeaks thing happened, and you guys saw that I’m into some serious shit, and I’m making really good progress."

Those WikiLeaks emails brought much of Mr Delonge's work to the fore, and showed that he had consulted with Hillary Clinton campaign manager John Podesta on his work. Mr Delonge said in the messages that he had been talking to high-ranking officials in the US government.

Andrew Griffin, Andrew Griffin 1 Comments [3/13/2017 8:12:33 AM]
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Quote# 125340



LuLu, Twitter 4 Comments [3/12/2017 12:29:45 PM]
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Quote# 125310

MJ-12 is a secret control group. President Eisenhower authorized a secret society known as The Jason Society in order to sift through all the facts, evidence. Technology. Lies and deception and find the true answer behind the alien question. The society was made up of 32 of the most prominent men in the country in 1972 and the top 12 members were designated MJ-12. MAJIC 12 has total control of everything, they are nominated by the code J-1, J-2, J-3, all the way through the members of the Jason Society.

MJ-12 assassinated President Kennedy when he informed them that he was going to tell the public all the facts regarding the alien presence. He was killed by the Secret Service agent driving his car and it is clearly visible in the film withheld from the public view. A secret meeting was constructed for MJ-12 in Maryland and it was described as only accessible by air. It contained full living, recreational and other facilities for MJ-12 and the Jason Society. It is code named “The Country Club”

UFOHOLIC, UFOHOLIC.COM 2 Comments [3/11/2017 2:26:32 PM]
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Quote# 125309

A Time Traveler's Mark in Time?

At christ's birth the three wise men brought gold Frankincense and Mirr as gifts. Do you know why two brought incense and one brought gold?

Frankincense and Mirr were the same incenses that Jesus was wrapped in after he died. The gold was way out of place to some one at that time, but no one today questions it because these days (2,000+ years later) it would be normal.

This is roughly the first point in time where giving money to the parents as a gift at a baby shower wouldn't be taken as an insult by the father. No one of that time frame would have done it, let alone have helped take care of another man's child whether financially or as a father. Exceptions only being made if it's father died a very honorable death in servitude to the king, or maybe a very wealthy man.

If a person from our general point in time could time travel back through time they wouldn't miss that event nor would they know what to bring. Not to metion "the prophet of God" was predicting events through out the bible as if he was remembering what he had all ready lived. While relatively speaking with only a few exceptions, no name was given for the person other than "the prophet of God". Given the timespan it was written over, either it was a title or it was a person traveling backwards through time telling stories to well respected people about important future events.

Paul became the prophet of God after Jesus died yet was the only one to never take the time to write a book for the bible. Paul and Jesus were the only two that could speak every language simultaneously and were the only two to speak in a language no other person knew. What if that language was modern english or a language from today way ahead of its time?

Paul was also very visibly out of place for that time period. Every statue and image of Paul clearly shows that he was not only way older than the average life expectancy of that time, but that he was almost double the maximum possible age during that time period.

Steve Leighton, CatalienConspiracY.com 6 Comments [3/11/2017 2:21:03 PM]
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Quote# 125308

What if aliens tested world govts and leaders to make humanity less evil in order to join the space society? Might explain the libertarian agenda

So in order to join the society of intelligent species in the Milky Way, or the Universe, we need to prove that humans won't be a menace to other species.
So this international UN tells the select few people they chose to interact with on Earth, prove that you're not just a bunch of apes and we might let you play with the big boys.

We've already set a VERY bad example, which was the US destroying Hiroshima and Nagasaki. Destroying empty towns in the Nevada desert should have been good enough. It didn't need to be tested out on populated cities. That probably put us on every black list that Space UN must have. Now we need to prove to them that we won't destroy ourselves or anyone else.

So maybe, our human leaders are pushing the libertarian ultra tolerance paradigm just to breed out the violence in us humans? Sure, it's a systemic dumbing down of the mass population. But at least they're not killing each other. Sure, all kinds of social norms are being overturned, but it could finally allow us to join the SPACE SOCIETY.

Just a thought I had about a possible solution to the Fermi paradox and why so many governments are acting in a certain way.

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 4 Comments [3/11/2017 2:20:11 PM]
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Quote# 125307

- 100% PROOF JAMES HOLMES WAS TARGETED INDIVIDUAL - ELECTRONIC HARASSMENT - V2K VOICE WEAPON And David Bowie purposely caught and placed V2k signal in Black Star and then musically mimicked the Full James Holmes v2k police interview signals

V2k signals heard in background of James Holmes first police interview
Full version right at end of video
That David Bowie musically mimicked in blackstar

- 100% PROOF JAMES HOLMES WAS TARGETED INDIVIDUAL - ELECTRONIC HARASSMENT - V2K VOICE WEAPON

Actual v2k is in blackstar plus a whole musical mimicking was orchestrated into the rythm section of the song

100% PROOF JAMES HOLMES WAS TARGETED INDIVIDUAL - ELECTRONIC HARASSMENT - V2K VOICE WEAPON And David Bowie purposely caught and placed V2k signal in Black Star and then musically mimicked the Full James Holmes v2k police interview signals

the actual v2k can be heard as the popeye dancers are zapped and bowie tries to protect them by doing hooby doobie towards the castle with his arms outrestched looking towards the towers

Glp university, Godlike Productions 0 Comments [3/11/2017 2:20:05 PM]
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Quote# 125290

Somewhere I'd read a story about an island in the Pacific Ocean where the US Government (Naval Intelligence) had arranged a rendezvous with an advanced ET Civilization/Race, and it appeared credible (need to go back and do more research, and perhaps someone here might help shed light on that story), and of course there's all the rumors about Area 51, Majestic 12, Apex of the Trilateral Commission, etc, and all of this got me to thinking about how I'd handle that kind of "op" if I were the secret government involved in alien contact..

First thing that would come to my mind would be an exchange of some kind to get some of our people aboard their spacecraft for a "tour", to then be debriefed in secret upon return, with an agreed upon 2nd meeting scheduled for some time in the future.

Which leads me to suspect that even now, as we speak, human beings are living on alien worlds either in this galaxy or any another, since if they're getting here, the Spacetime Continuum doesn't have the same kind of meaning that we think it does and thus, they could be coming from anywhere just as easily as they could within a sphere of 100 lights years.

Could you imagine?

Would you volunteer for such an assignment?

Leave it all behind and risk getting killed if/when you ever return?

Perhaps the aliens, knowing full well that the returning humans would be killed because of their knowledge, made the deal that people could come along on the caveat that they would not be returned, yet they still volunteered to go along for the ride.

If we've made contact, then I think it's fair to assume that this is in fact the case in some form or another.

Which is why I think that if/when we ever take to the stars that by the time we get to other inhabitable worlds, we'll already be there in one form or another to greet us, from world to world even in the same sequence that we make the discoveries of each new habitable world.

Such a scenario would give new meaning to the saying "the first shall be last and the last, first".

If they are out there, then they've organized according to some sort of interplanetary legal framework about what they can and cannot do, or this Earth as we know it, would already be colonized and we would not be here as we are.

We are either alone, or, on the threshold of an interplanetary and intergalactic society, the implications of which would cook our noodle, and even still there would be dishes to do and a job to go to in the morning.

Life would go on, but nothing would be the same if ever we come into this domain of what might be called a "long Earth" with iterations and variations strewn across the cosmos, and with the means to get there from here, so it would be from there to here, to everywhere.

The UFO phenomenon, if of those that are of the "unexplainable" variety, some really are ET spacecraft, suggests in no uncertain terms that FTL travel is possible, and even happening.

The implications of this are utterly astounding.

Do people just like you and me look up at a different POV of the heavens with something other than the Milky Way Galaxy arcing across the sky like a river?

And if not like us, how do "they" see the world and themselves and even us, if they've discovered us already?

And wouldn't it be funny if they all turned out to be true Christian believers/brothers ie: understanding that an indomitable love rules the roost, with it's own implied mutual commitments and obligations and even the reason that they didn't invade or colonize our world.

Would we abide by the same rules when we get there, and will there perhaps already be teachers waiting for us when we do?

That would really freak people out, if everywhere we went we were greeted by humanoid forms ready to teach us about the root and source of all our character defects so that we cannot become a destructive force as we move to the stars. I mean just look at what we did to Iraq..

Can we be trusted, human beings. That I think is the question that the aliens ask themselves as they "man" the quarantine while giving a handful of people the ride of their lives..

AnkhMorpork, Above Top Secret 2 Comments [3/10/2017 6:54:08 PM]
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Quote# 125289

An extremely unusual apparition has left Zambian people in a state of shock and disbelief.

The gigantic humanoid was spotted floating menacingly over a shopping mall in Kitwe, Zambia’s largest city. With a population of over half a million, you can be sure the strange alien being was witnessed by many pairs of eyes.

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A simple analysis of the images reveals one thing: the similarity between the ethereal alien entity and humans or the humanoid form is uncanny, therefore not accidental. Whoever or whatever is responsible for the cloudy phantasm wanted to send a message. This theory is supported by the fact that the floating humanoid appeared to be looking down, meaning his attention was focused on the humans below.

Some viewers were quick to point out the scary figure was eerily reminiscent of the Dementors from the Harry Potter universe but that’s just a connection made by cinephiles and not an actual explanation for the weird event. In reality, this ghostly figure could be the result of something much darker and with grave implications:

Project Blue Beam.

One of the most popular conspiracy theories out there states that the New World Order has been secretly developing holographic technology so advanced it could dupe the entire planet into believing world-changing events are happening. Drawing on the general populace’s greatest fears, Project Blue Beam would seek to disseminate concern, panic and eventually terror by projecting holograms into the sky.

An enormous space show taking place in all corners of the globe would create the illusion that the end times are near, making humanity vulnerable and susceptible to being conquered. As prophetic visions of the world’s religions fill the sky, mayhem would take over major cities. Attacks that are carefully simulated and orchestrated would elevate panic levels to unprecedented levels, paving the way for the so-called New Messiah.

UFOHOLIC, UFOHOLIC.COM 6 Comments [3/10/2017 6:52:57 PM]
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Quote# 125288

Neil Heslin’s son got killed at Sandy Hook (2012) — then Heslin went on tv pushing ‘gun control.’ But didn’t heslin already ‘die’ in the World Trade Center (2001) a decade before Newtown? How could Neil Heslin die twice?

Neil Heslin (crisis actor) keeps popping up — most recently as ‘David Wilcox’ in Chicago, getting beaten and carjacked by black folks in broad daylight who supposedly ‘hate Trump.’

Do black folks really ‘hate Trump’ enough to carjack a worthless old car in broad daylight, then drag its owner at 80 mph thru Chicago? Or is the Wilcox beating another George Soros funded race hoax by paid crisis actors — another fake ‘protest’ to divide folks along racial lines?

In this video, we bust a fake Sandy Hook parent, expose a bogus 9/11 ‘dead firefighter,’ and nail ‘Trump beating victim’ David Wilcox. Are all three individuals the very same man??

Look at these photos and decide for yourself — is Neil Heslin (aka David Wilcox; aka Thomas Richard Kelly) the exact same crisis actor?

If so, it means 9/11, Sandy Hook, and the ‘Trump black beating’ of David Wilcox are all fake — all hoaxes to trick and scam you. Would CIA and MSM do that to you? Of course they would.

The Sleuth Journal, The Sleuth Journal 7 Comments [3/10/2017 6:52:36 PM]
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Quote# 125287

What if you found out that your child’s deadly allergy to peanuts was due to the fact that many vaccines are brewed in peanut oil, then injected into muscle tissue from the day of birth? If CNN and The Washington Post lied and told you it wasn’t true, but then you saw those very ingredients listed on the CDC’s own website for vaccine ingredients, what then? What if you found out that no vaccine used in America has ever been proven safe or effective, and on top of that, the small pox vaccine contained African green monkey kidney cells? Would that freak you out?

Most Americans with any kind of food allergies whatsoever will read the ingredients list on everything they buy to eat, but those same people have never, ever in their lives read the ingredients listed on vaccine inserts because the doctor and nurse never offered, and they simply didn’t think to ask.

Would you consider eating a food product with these ingredients? So, why on earth would you have them injected into your blood?

S. D. Wells, Natural News 6 Comments [3/10/2017 6:52:16 PM]
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Quote# 125274

[On America's biggest screw up]

Federal reserve plus income tax. Which made us all slaves

Roger Maka, Facebook 4 Comments [3/10/2017 11:14:14 AM]
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Quote# 125253

The USA has the Highest Vaccination Rate In theWorld, also the Worst Health

That “worst health” label includes a ranking of 34th in the world with infant mortality. In other words, the USA has the 34th worst infant survival with its highest rate of vaccinations. Some are directly from multiple vaccinations administered.

But the USA leads the world in infant vaccinations, those administered during the first year after their births – 26 vaccinations during that time.

The only vaccination I recall receiving during early childhood, circa 1948, was the smallpox vaccine, the one that left a circle of shallow pockmarks on the upper arm, a non-ink tattoo that proved you had received that vaccine. Months later there was the booster shot which gave me a vacation of several days away from my first grade teacher while sitting out the chicken pox.

During Naval training the mass vaccination high pressure hand held gun that replaced syringes and needles was tried on us with the polio shot. I wound up with a vacation in the base infirmary with an extended period of the flu. Between those two, there may have been a tetanus shot or two.

Hawk-02, Godlike Productions 5 Comments [3/9/2017 3:16:58 PM]
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Quote# 125252

DEMOCRATS CONSIDER GIVING HILLARY SEX CHANGE ..AND TRY THEIR LUCK IN 2020

I myself consider this to be stupid, but just how low can the democrats go?

It scares me to death, do you realize how much trouble Hillary with Hard on could cause?

Anonymous Coward, Godlike Productions 10 Comments [3/9/2017 3:16:48 PM]
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Quote# 125249

The aliens originally took the approach of placing large cats like tigers, lions, jaguars, etc. Here to kill off our ancestors to slow us down before we even had a chance to start. This back fired on them, though it did kill off a lot of them that had intelligence however not the muscle needed to actually use the weapons that they were trying to invent. They did not kill all of them and we managed to push forward.

Then the aliens left for a fairly long time however thinking that the original large cats would wipe all of us out, and just left us for dead. Later while checking in on us they noticed that a large tower was being built and saw that we were advancing quicker than they were comfortable with, so they destroyed that building made us speak different languages and sent us all in different directions. Once again they threw a monkey wrench in to our species development but this time they blamed it on "God".

When the aliens sent us to each of these different areas they stripped us of our tools. Problem is they forgot to wipe our memories of how to make those tools and start over again. This language change and being divided set us back a good deal however it did not make recovery impossible and the separate civilizations were able to get back to where they were technology wise at different speeds.Those poor primitive tribes of today have barely fully recovered. However this time they visited a few times to check on us and saw that we recovered a little yet were still struggling, not to mention realizing that the language barrier that they created was working better than they ever imagined. Satisfied with their work their visits became increasingly far apart as their confidence grew.

Later on one day while passing through the area the aliens decided to take a short detour over to earth just to see what these pesky little humans were up to. They noticed an advanced civilization had created huge things that we have come to know as pyramids. This really caught their eye, especially since with the massive size of them and the fact that they had no idea how the civilization could make such things with the relatively primitive tools that they had, not to mention in the middle of an area as inhospitable as a desert. They came to the realization that the large cats failed their mission and that they needed a new approach.

At this point they decided the only way to find out how all of this happened was by placing spies. This is when they left us with a smaller more intelligent form of cat to watch, learn, and hopefully even do somethings to sabotage the humans technological growth. They gave them specific instructions, to act cute, go in to the areas that the humans lived in and allow them to think that they had domesticated them like they had domesticated dogs long ago. They equipped them with telepathy abilities so that they could both communicate the reports to the aliens, which try to be invisible to us however with some of us they fail and appear to be ghosts.

The "house cats" soon discovered that these telepathy abilities (with the aid of toxoplasma gondii), could be used as a form of mind control to make the humans believe that they were cute and worth keeping. As opposed to just being pompous, egotistical, picky, things that that did nothing more than eat, sleep, completely ignore us, and refuse to be trained, while really not helping us at all. Not to mention using sunbeams that we now know can be used for solar power.

As they got used to this royal treatment while spying on the people that pulled off the miracle of those pyramids. They reported that these humans had managed to do it by a use of math and science that was amazingly advanced despite everything the aliens has tried to do to stunt this relatively young species technological advancement, and told them that it was all done in the name of their religion which the aliens knew from their own experience to be a big step in the development of culture and civilization. That with the reports of large libraries of knowledge scared the aliens.

They knew this was bad, they realized that a good amount of these humans were learning to sense their presence even though they were invisible and were even calling them spirits which they had incorporated in to their religion. However they saw that the humans noticed that when a cat was around these "spirits" left very quickly, and generally didn't leave until a cat was brought in to the area. The aliens told the cat spies to use this to their advantage to make these humans believe that they were protecting them from the spirits.

This worked beautifully all skepticism that the humans ever had of the cats went right out the window, They believed them to be guardians sent to them by the gods (haha close but not close enough to the truth) the most advanced race of the time had now started making statues to worship these spies, even went as far as to make a unimaginably huge monument known as the sphinx in honor of these well disguised spies. Which they believed to now have the greatest guardian power of all cats. When the cats displayed their love for it, the Egyptians believed that it had just received their blessing.

These people truly loving the cats however having way to much of a "good" thing becomes a bad thing, started selling them to other people in other areas through barter and trade. This was great for them because they were making wealth off of these guardians, and worked even better for the aliens because now their spies were being spread across the planet, very easily infiltrating the planet as technology and the ability to travel advanced.

Jumping along to modern day, cats have now gotten in to every continent and I think every country. Chinese apparently are eating them while keeping others as "pets" but hey we all know every war has its casualties. Also we know that they see dogs (the humans long time, perfectly loyal, completely loving, never will go out of style companion) as their natural enemy. However they manage to get along when they see that they are both in the humans house to stay and neither is going any where.

To this day they continue to attempt to find out everything that we know, and stop us from learning more. When you are on the computer they try to stop you from using it while they are clearly reading what is said on the monitor themselves. When you read a book they read it as well. While you are watching tv if it sounds to them like you might be learning something they either watch it as well or try to distract you, either by climbing in your lap or laying on top of the television possibly with an attempt to cover part of the screen. The aliens maintain their cover of being ghosts, cats to a degree maintain their attempts to act like they are protecting us from them.

Steve Leighton, CatAlienConspiracY.com 12 Comments [3/9/2017 3:12:38 PM]
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Quote# 125248

To be perfectly honest, we here at IW were not shocked to hear about the untimely death of Carrie Fisher, and believe it or not, we don't think there was any conspiracy around her death. Now, we do know that she was a member of the order and had undergone significant MK Ultra brainwashing. This is what explains her constant and severe drug abuse, and that's what put her in an early grave. Decades of snorting coke and swallowing tons of Prozac aged her body to where she looked 20 years older than she actually was. Of course that took an effect on her heart, which abruptly failed while she was flying home to Los Angeles. So in the long run, there really wasn't much of a story from a conspiracy theory perspective. A lifelong junkie died, big deal. We were surprised, however, that the media did not disclose just how severe her drug problem was and cloaked it under the guise of mental illness. Maybe they were trying to be respectful, but since when has that ever happened.

It's what occurred next that has Illuminati conspiracy written all over it, and that's the death of Fisher's mother, Debbie Reynolds, just a couple of days later. According to the media, she died of a broken heart. Seriously, they actually said that as if it was a genuine medical condition. The order must be getting lazy these days to try and force that one on us. No, I think it's safe to say foul play was afoot in Reynolds' death.

What likely happened was that Reynolds was so grief stricken to the point where she was going to expose the Illuminati for having driver her daughter to an early death. Having been in Hollywood her whole life, she knew the system and what someone had to do to make it, which was joining the order. That also meant enrolling her children in brainwashing programs. She likely let them start working on Fisher as early as infancy. Since the 70s, the Illuminati has created a variety of MK Ultra programs for the stars. The best known is Scientology with its Celebrity Center scrambling neurons on a daily basis.

Bruce, Illuminati Watchdog 1 Comments [3/9/2017 3:12:25 PM]
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Quote# 125220

[Notes from submitter: a CME is a coronal mass ejection and the comments on the article are worth looking at too.]

Is NASA's SOHO satellite capturing images of UFOs near the sun?



Online UFO hunters have once again criticized NASA over the agency's alleged silence in the face of what UFO hunters claim to be glaring evidence of a constant and heavy traffic of massive alien UFOs — motherships, cruiseships, battleships and expeditionary fleets — passing through our inner solar system close to the Sun.

UFO hunters accuse NASA of refusing to talk about frequent sightings in Solar and Heliospheric Observatory (SOHO) satellite images of the Sun uploaded to the agency's Helioviewer website, of massive objects with intricate, symmetric structures, and aerodynamic features, suggesting artificial or intelligently designed interstellar spacecraft.

The SOHO satellite — a joint project between NASA and the European Space Agency — (ESA) is stationed in space in halo orbit around the Sun-Earth L1 gravitational balance point from where it sends to NASA and ESA scientists on Earth near-real-time data about solar activity needed to predict space weather.

NASA has received criticism once again from UFO blogger Scott Waring, following the latest UFO sighting on NASA's Helioviewer by the avid YouTube UFO hunter Streetcap1. Streetcap1 claims to have spotted the same massive UFO in two SOHO images of the Sun snapped on March 14, 2016.

Same Object - So Not a CME NASA! [Link to YouTube]

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"NASA seems to ignore all reported UFOs, even though I always tweet to them the posts I make about them all," Waring complains. "As of yet, NASA has never answered me. They ignore UFO researchers because they know they are losing and the day will come when the truth comes out."

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"These are not CME's, these are not pixel malfunctions. They are spacecraft travelling past our ESA/NASA SOHO satellite camera on a regular basis at point L1," Streetcap1 argued. "Maybe the powers that be will never admit it, but surely common sense tells you that this and other constructed shapes we upload to our YouTube channels prove we are not alone."

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UFO Sightings Daily's Scott Waring enthused, "Look at the detail... It is just mind blowing! Its angles have agreement in dimensions, due proportion, arrangement which all point to this being 100% made by intelligent beings."

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"If you look carefully, you will see there is a geometric shape to it," Waring wrote. "This shape is impossible for any comet, meteor or natural phenomenon other than crystals. This object looks about the size of the moon, maybe a little bigger. This explains why the Helioviewer is down for... cough, cough... maintenance."

According to Waring, when he "finally got the Helioviewer to work... the UFO has been blurred so much that its outline can no longer be seen."

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Streetcap1, Scott Waring, and others, Signs Of The Times 3 Comments [3/9/2017 1:44:34 PM]
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Submitted By: dxdydz

Quote# 125202

[Individual links provided for each part]

With the revelation that the CIA was engaging in "meme warfare," I'm wondering how deeply the alt-right and alt-media has been subverted by government spooks.

What percentage of the alt-right are feds? What percentage of them are pushing ideas created by the feds?

[https://gab.ai/mattforney/posts/5900427]

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Ever notice how anime Nazis and TRS-types never get permanently banned from Twitter no matter what they do?

Meanwhile, me, Pax Dickinson, Vox Day, Andrew Torba, Ricky Vaughn, Chuck Johnson and other actual journalists/publishers get banned for nothing.

Suspicious...

[https://gab.ai/mattforney/posts/5900601]

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Also, to what degree has the deep state already molded opinion in the alt-media to produce their desired outcome?

For example, was the anti-Christian, pro-homo "kike on a stick" strand of alt-right thought created by the CIA to deflect from certain issues?

[https://gab.ai/mattforney/posts/5900675]

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I can say with certainty that there are already deep state moles in the alt-media, and they're not who you think they are.

They are going to be unmasked in the coming year.

Only question is how much damage these revelations will cause.

[https://gab.ai/mattforney/posts/5900766]

Matt Forney, Gab 4 Comments [3/8/2017 2:02:26 PM]
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Quote# 125201

ITS NO SECRET,THAT [Chelsea Clinton] ISN’T BILL CLINTONS CHILD.
WHAT WE DO KNOW IS,IF SHE ISN’T BILLS DAUGHTER,THAT MEANS ,HRC COMMITED ADULTRY.
WHAT WE DO KNOW,ABOUT HRC,ISTHAT SHE VISITED THE SEX ISLAND SIX TIMES OR MORE.
WAS SHE MOLESTING,YOUNG GIRS THERE?
I WOULDN’T PUT IT PAST,THE DRUNKEN LESBIAN,HRC.
THIS IS WHAT M,MANY POPLE WANT,AS PRESIDENT.
THOSE THAT DO,ARE SICK.

Cliff, The Political Insider 9 Comments [3/8/2017 2:02:14 PM]
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Submitted By: Citizen Justin

Quote# 125196

We start with a montage of forests, peaceful scenes studded with sunlight, the kind of pictures just waiting for some inspirational quote to be plastered on top of them. We’ve all seen forests, we all know what they are; how could anyone claim that they don’t exist? But our narrator knows better. “They make us think that this is a forest,” he tells us, “when you are actually looking at thirty-meter bushes. After watching this video, you will reverse your concept of forests by 360 degrees.” This isn’t a forest at all: only a diminished imitation. Thousands of years ago, a cataclysmic event destroyed 99% of the Earth’s biosphere, and when it happened, it took away the real forests. Real trees are nothing like their stunted cousins, the miserable perishing scraps of wood that we see today; they were truly vast, hundreds of kilometers tall, magical organisms that sustained a total living ecology of the flat earth. These things were the anchor of a beautiful world that has now vanished forever. And how does he know? Because everywhere around us, we can see their stumps.

The first piece of evidence is Devils Tower in Wyoming, U.S.A., a great geological stub (pictured above) rising out of the rolling lowlands on all sides, four hundred meters of towering igneous rock that may have formed as a volcanic plug, rising out of the ground as the sedimentary stone that surrounded it slowly eroded away. Or so they want you to think. See its intricate hexagonal columns, curving up in a way that looks almost organic. See the perfection of its sheared-flat summit. Doesn’t this remind you of something?

For several minutes, our guide to this new reality shows us images of mesas, plateaux, flat-topped mountains, chunks of isolated cliffs, placed next to pictures of astoundingly similar-looking tree-stumps. Every time there’s the same challenge. ‘Name ten differences.’ You can’t. ‘There are only two differences: material and size.’ These things look the same: they are the same thing.

Not just mesas—ordinary mountains are contrasted with the shattered, splintered remnants of trees; the Giant’s Causeway in Ireland is revealed to be a petrified organic structure, because (we’re told) cooling lava simply does not assume these shapes. There is no such thing as a mountain; there is no such thing as inert rock. Everything we walk on was once living wood, the mountain ranges were once tremendous forests reaching up to the stellar canopy, providing a link between humanity and the celestial spheres. The earth was really flat. But some malignant power cut all these trees down using vast machinery, and ever since then they’ve been gouging into the corpse of the earth, mining the dead trees for precious minerals, carving deep quarries that we, in our ignorance, call gorges and canyons (you can see the monstrous tracks leading away from Antarctic valleys); we think they’re natural, we even think that the traces of our destruction are somehow beautiful.

????? ????, YouTube 7 Comments [3/8/2017 2:02:07 PM]
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Submitted By: Hu's On First

Quote# 125194

saying vaccines are safe is like saying hamburgers are safe. yeah... if they are made properly. vaccines have no oversight. people are truly brain dead when it comes to this issue

Jonathan Jones, Facebook 9 Comments [3/7/2017 12:48:46 PM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom

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Ontario teacher found guilty of misconduct for pushing anti-vaccination views
Science teacher Timothy Sullivan shouted at a public health nurse administering vaccines at his high school and told students they could die if they take the vaccine.

An Ontario high school teacher, who disrupted a vaccine clinic and told students vaccinations could lead to death, stormed out of a disciplinary hearing after being found guilty of professional misconduct by the Ontario College of Teachers on Wednesday.

Timothy Sullivan left the room following the verdict, as the college’s counsel presented the proposed penalty.

A penalty has not yet been determined.

Christine Wadsworth, counsel for the college, proposed that Sullivan’s teaching certificate be suspended for a month, that he enroll in and complete courses in professional boundaries, professional ethics and anger management, and that a reprimand be given in person at the Ontario College of Teachers.

During the second day of a two-day disciplinary hearing, Sullivan, who represented himself, provided testimony in his defense. He explained that he visited the vaccination clinic at his school three times on March 9, 2015.

During his visits, Sullivan said he asked for the inserts included in vaccine packages which list side effects and asked the nurses about whether they informed students of all the side effects.

During the first day of the hearing, Angela Swick, a registered nurse with the Haldimand-Norfolk Health Unit, who was administering vaccines at Sullivan’s high school on the day of the incident, said she felt “threatened” by Sullivan when he visited the clinic.

She testified that Sullivan “asked kids if they knew what was in this vaccine and shouted at them not to get it.”

During Sullivan’s testimony, he said he never explicitly told students not to get their shots, but rather told them he “would not get vaccinated (himself) without knowing what was inside it and what its side effects were.”

“I work in a school where I’m responsible for young people. What was taking place 10 steps from my door was assault and battery. I had an obligation to go do something about it.”

He also denied shouting at the nurses, like Swick claimed.

“It wasn’t the way I asked the questions, it was the content of the questions that made the nurses uncomfortable,” Sullivan said.

He argued that what he did was out of concern for his students and his belief that they could not provide informed consent without knowing all of the possible side effects of the vaccinations.

“I felt it was my role to make students aware of possible side effects,” Sullivan said. “I’m negligent if I don’t point out different side effects of products. I’m responsible for every student in the school.”

He added: “It was actually one of the most professional things I did, making students aware of the side effects.”

Wadsworth, the counsel for the college, said it was not Sullivan’s place to have this conversation with students.

“It’s not a conversation that an activist teacher should take upon himself to have whenever he likes,” Wadsworth said during her closing argument.

Former principal of the school, Brian Quistberg, testified on Tuesday that concerns about Sullivan bringing up anti-vaccination views have come up in the past. One incident that Quistberg notified the school board about occurred earlier in 2015, when one student left Sullivan’s class in tears after giving a presentation on vaccinations.

Sullivan said Quistberg put him “in an impossible position, telling me not to talk about vaccines when they’re part of the curriculum and I have a number of students asking about them.”

The college’s counsel, Wadsworth, also raised issue with Sullivan leaving his class unsupervised while visiting the clinic to gather inserts on the vaccines.

“There’s concern leaving any class,” Quistberg said during his testimony. “Specifically science is a little higher risk because of gas, equipment, etc. It’s a safety concern.”

“The risk of leaving a group of grade 11 students for two minutes was worth it,” Sullivan said.

Wadsworth said despite Sullivan’s intentions and beliefs, that “doesn’t actually change the conduct of how things played out on March 9th.”

“He is entitled to his own personal opinions even if they’re controversial, even if they’re not supported by a wide scientific body of evidence but a line needs to be drawn when personal opinions affect his ability to perform his job as a teacher.”

The council has given Sullivan until March 8, 2017 to either provide a written submission or to schedule a date with the hearing coordinator for an in-person penalty hearing. After that, a penalty can be settled on.

Timothy Sullivan, thestar,com 8 Comments [3/7/2017 1:54:58 AM]
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Submitted By: Pharaoh Bastethotep

Quote# 125178

Big Ears On Trump



Did Obama wiretap Trump during election? Cartoon from 2013 may shed some light. Political cartoon by A.F. Branco ©2013.

A.F. Branco, Comically Incorrect 11 Comments [3/7/2017 12:40:07 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 125175

Should movies and shows be marked as "Liberal Pandering (LP)" if they attempt to propagandize their audience rather than entertain?

Hollywood's limousine liberals are more convinced than ever that it's up to them to tell you how to live your lives. From the safety of their gated communities, they will produce entertainment vehicles to lecture you how border walls are racist, and they will fly any distance in their private jets to pontificate about the global warming. Shouldn't consumers be warned of such propaganda before paying for an entertainment? Liberals already believe the messages, and so don't need to hear them again, and conservatives will be bored with the transparent and ignorant attempts to propagandize them.

anonymous, Yahoo! Answers 2 Comments [3/7/2017 12:38:17 AM]
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Quote# 125165

Utopia, we are just one world government away from it. The leftist agenda to turn us all into the fucken Borg. You will be assimilated.

Aron Rosenberg, Facebook 7 Comments [3/6/2017 3:19:40 AM]
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Submitted By: Demon Duck of Doom
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