FSTDT Quotes for September 2002

Quote# 577

[On the apparent intelligence of atheists]

Also, I wouldn't rely too much on the heathen. Just cause they 'sound' smart don't mean they are. IQ tests are the true nature of intelligence. Einstein IQ was 160, Marylin Monroe IQ was 168.

russell182, POD Warrior Forum 18 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

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Quote# 578

[On the Great Pyramid]

And the Egyptians did not build it, God did.

Duane Morse, Christian Forums 37 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 17

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Quote# 579

[Replying to 'The Egyptians built it']

Why do you think so?

Duane Morse, Christian Forums 6 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 580

Hitler was no worse than you or I.

Who has not murdered a brother sister or friend in thought word or deed?

Who has not thought themselves supiror to some one else?

thor, Theology Forums 21 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 15

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Quote# 581

And it is not for the individual to determine if a war with Iraq would be just. God appointed the governments to make those decisions.

CoreIssue, Christian Forums 18 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 582

[This creationist slander of Charles Darwin just keeps getting more pathetic by the minute!]

Apart from the fact that Darwin was actually a lawyer sent to to foreign lands by the British revolutionaries will the soul purpose of disproving the creationalist theory. He actually formed his theory with little or no foundation and absolutely no knowledge whatsoever regarding the biological make up of organisms. The idea was that if religion could be disproved (even using an entirely 'made-up' thesis) their would be no belief in divine rights (i.e. the belief that the King/Queen is given their position by God) and therefore the Royal Monarchy could be overthrown. In saying this I am not trying to convince anyone that evolution is not real I am merely presenting you with FACTS that are not taught in schools but can be uncovered with research into this area so you can make up your own minds based on evidence from both sides.

blindgirl, POD Warrior Forum 22 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 583

[After being soundly refuted and given links to Darwin's *real* biography]

Yes, I too have read the same reports of Darwins life as have been relayed by others on this thread. However I believe them to be lies.

blindgirl, POD Warrior Forum 9 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 584

[On the growing Jedi religion, based on the Force from Star Wars]

What could possibly possess some one to base what they believe to be reality from a concept in a childrens novel?!!

edmonki, POD Warrior Forum 12 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 585

Athiest's praise and worship themselves. Evolutionist praise and worship Darwin, and evolution.

abkn, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 586

[Pot, kettle, frying pan]

That is why I consider the catholic church to be one big cult. No salvation outside of the catholic church equals cult. Only they having the truth equals cult. One infallible leader that is supposedly Christ's vicar on earth equals cult. It is such a cult.

AnaJoelle, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 587

[Eagerly expecting to see the heathens suffering from his cozy gig in heaven]

i thought there was gonna be some kinda big tv screen placed in public area. how are we gonna able to witness the tribulation? or are we not allow to view the deaths of ppl?

Cloud, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

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Quote# 588

charity is not for those who do not help themselves. The Bible is clear...if you do not work you do not eat.

joint heir, Rapture Ready 20 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 10

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Quote# 589

I haul my ass out of bed at 5 AM every morning so I can make a living. Before I see a penny of it I pay taxes.

Out of those taxes contraceptives are paid for by me for those who want to fuck but don't want to work."

"Out of those taxes unwed mothers are being paid more for welfare. Once again, they get to fuck, but they're not working and no one is working on their behalf. So I help to bear the brunt of their cost of living."

"Anyone who claims what goes on "in the bedroom" is no one's business is blind. When it comes out of my check, it is my business.

TimtheIrishPirate, POD Warrior Forum 21 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 590

[Sexual Repression for Dummies!]

So the solution is to keep your eyes and mind pure (it works). Is there any way in which sexual imagery is making its way into your life? Through pornography? "Soft-core" stuff on TV? Magazines in check-out lanes? Lustful gazes at girls at school/work? Fantasy?

Find the sources that feed your sexual urges, and squash them. Then you'll move towards true freedom =).

Arctic Fox, POD Warrior Forum 19 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 591

[Comparing masturbation to murder]

And to the bright ones who say 'if it makes you feel good, why not.' So your saying, if I kill someone, merely because I want to feel power, and feel alive/good... It's ok, because what.. It makes me feel good? haha...

sweet&sour, POD Warrior Forum 5 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 592

[Plus, it harms other people!]

Doing things that feel good but are harmful to other people is a sign of immaturity. All you need to do is grow up and it will be simple.

God doesn't want to keep us from having fun it's about being a good person and not hurting other people.

HockeyisLife, POD Warrior Forum 8 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -12

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Quote# 593

You think you aren't harming others but you are treating whoever you are "lusting" after as an object. That is disrespectful. Treating people disrespectfully is harmful to them, whether you want to believe it or not.

Men using photographs of women to satisfy their "lust" is a big factor in the rotten treatment of women the world over. If you treat an image of a woman as a plaything to be used to satisfy your desires, which is disrespectful, you will be more likely to use real women the same way. This may not lead to rape in any one 15 year old boy but it does lead to rape in men who have the tendency to abuse others.

Maybe someday you'll take a class in Ethics and you'll discover a clue.

HockeyisLife, POD Warrior Forum 19 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 594

[It leads to rape, too!] Your right, the urges you have. If you are 13 years old, playing with yourself, trying to determine whether or not it's right. What in the hell is going to happen 2 years from now, if you can't control these urges you speak of, now?? Hmmm.... As I said, 'Rape? WHO KNOWS.'

sweet&sour, POD Warrior Forum 12 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 595

Is it really harmful to someone to not have sex in the middle of the freeway if they get a sudden urge while commuting?

HockeyisLife, POD Warrior Forum 13 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 596

[On natural sexual urges]

So if someone has a "completely natural" urge to never exercise and eat five yummy chickens and seven pints of ice cream every day it would be wrong to resist? Telling that person to resist that urge would be "horrible and repressive"?

HockeyisLife, POD Warrior Forum 7 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 597

[After being asked whether people who masturbate are True Christians™]

If you were asking me that question I would have to say no your not. If you are a Christian, you are following the will of God. Masturbating or any form of sexual misconduct is not following God's law. If you disagree with me, then perhaps you should look up fornication in the bible.

Kray_zee_K, POD Warrior Forum 16 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 598

Thinking without the bible is like a carpenter trying to work without his tools.

supafly, POD Warrior Forum 18 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 12

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Quote# 599

After all before most christians became christians they were unbelievers just like you.

agape-1, POD Warrior Forum 11 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -6

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Quote# 600

Ok so why do athiests use the phrase 'god damn it' in the first place if they don't believe there actually is a God who damns? Hypocrites...

MovieChick, Rotten Tomatoes Member Center 25 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 601

[More objection to atheists using 'Oh my God!']

the fact that you are claiming possesion to a God you do not even believe in and using that possession for, what we consider, a sinful purpose. And, in a small way, you are mocking us because it isn't your God if you understand what I'm saying.

MovieChick, Rotten Tomatoes Member Center 22 Comments [9/1/2002 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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