FSTDT Quotes for October 2003

Quote# 4763

What could be worse as to buying into and living out a complete lie? JW's [Jehovah's Witnesses] for example I truly feel sorry for them it takes 7 to 10 to undoctrinate them. They eat up lies as if it was ice cream and yet they think they are safe when they are not.

blixation, Christian Forums 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 4764

And here's what i think: i'm not a rasist but...i don't like it that atheists are here and polluting the forums, so....either BEAT IT, or converte ;) i still love'ya though...

bENaRNE, POD Warrior Forum 11 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 4765

Murder is unjustified killing. If God orders it, that is the ultimate justification.

AnotherOldGuy, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 4766

[Replying to 'If God Himself told you to kill someone, would you do it?'] In a heartbeat.

AnotherOldGuy, Rapture Ready 15 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 4767

So I gotta ask. Are you satisfied with 'we come from monkeys(apes, stupid evolution). Are you satisfied with 'we just die'. Dude, if GOD isn't REAL, then that must mean there is NO hope.

OutoftheFlesh04, POD Warrior Forum 22 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 4768

You can get Kent Hovinds Creation Seminar almost 15 hours on CD Rom... for only $8 I payed over $100 for my VHS set IF anyone hasnt seen Kent Hovind it is well worth it.

the truth, Christian Forums 7 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 4769

...reasons why i believe... For one thing, believing that there is an all-powerful God out there who not only made the universe but cares enough about our fate to become his own atoning sacrifice for us is something that gives life meaning... Personally, I wouldn't wish to live a pointless life.

mon chi chi, Internet Infidels 15 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 4770

Christianity is the only one that passes 'the logic test.' As hard as you may try, I doubt that you can really show the other religions to be very logical at all. Take Islam for example... Wow, who would want to worship THAT god? Oh, and it has both 'love the Jew' and 'slay the infidels' in the same book. We have the Old Testament, aye, with killing in it, but remember that that was judgement upon the tribes of Caanan that was their own fault... Hinduism:.. they can't even decide who to worship!.. Buddhism: Look at it...yeah. Taoism: Doing nothing is the best way to gain oneness with the tao... Wow, 'go with the flow' at its best... Ask any theoretical physicist about entropy, the proven tendency for the universe to go from order to chaos, and you'll see that this tao is a load of cow... Rastafarianism: Black people rule, kill the whities...

mon chi chi, Internet Infidels 17 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 14

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Quote# 4771

I think Israel could blacken Syria from one end to the other and nothing of eternal consequence would happen. PArt of the providential care God provides is executed through Israel's bravado.

duckdogger, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 4772

[Editor's note: the following series of posts was made in early October 2003 by a would-be prophet on the POD forum. While at first his statements were pretty vague, additional goading resulted in some quite specific predictions, which were, of course, recorded for posterity... Once those fail, the inevitably hilarious rationalizations will be listed in next month's issue.] Are you awakened to the dawn of God's glory? The prophet prohesies to the dead bones: This nation has been under severe attack. But the Spirit of the Lord says,.. 'Those that are hidden, I will bring them to the fore,' says the Lord... in the month of October, I will bring your President to a place of vindication...,' says the Lord... . 'Even the economy shall be raised up in the month of October. Take this and rejoice,' says the Lord, 'for it shall be so!'

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 0 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 4773

But the spirit of the Lord says, '...October, will be the month that you’ll hear them surrender. October is the month that I will take My President and I’ll raise him up before the people. There shall be shouts. There shall be shouts,' says the Lord!

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 6 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 4774

For the spirit of the Lord says, 'it shall be during this month. Even at the beginning of this month I put the words of the prophet into the hearts of the people. I put the words of the prophet that they may hear clearly as a bell that rings...'

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 1 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 4775

But my president [Bush Jr.], the one that I raised up and placed in the White House and placed in that position, he has prayed, he has prayed fervently and his prayers have come before me.. God says I have once again heard his prayers and because of that great changes shall begin to take place.

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 4776

... says the Lord, '... There shall be a breaking of a record in a very unusual place in the United States of America. They shall say, 'this has never happened' as if snow has fallen to the ground in a place that snow has never fallen,' and God says, 'let this be a sign to you that that which I have prophesied and that which I have spoken shall come to pass,' says the Lord!

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 6 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 4777

Did you read the very first post? Are you familiar with the speech of God? Vague words and extended diatribes? What to you think it means to 'expose those that are hidden'? Do you not know who it's referring to? Hint- Hussein, and Bin Laden and another top Al Qaeda operative [will be captured?].

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 3 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 4778

How much more specific do I need to get that it shall happen in the month of October? That the economy will be raised up?.. Or is this an attempt by you to mock the words of God?.. You will witness it. Then you will remember this.

BladeX, POD Warrior Forum 10 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 4779

[On the Roman Catholic Church]the arrogance and blind pride of the rCc is astounding in its cluelssness... sometimes the lies out of the RCC are just amazing. And they show the rotten fruit of the RCc. Tragic. But believe what you want. The lies of the rCc will still be lies, even when you believe them. but some day you may be brave enough to learn the truth. But I don't really see that happening... But don't be concerned, just go back to pew warming and letting the RCC think for you.

Elizabeth_S, Rapture Ready 0 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

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Quote# 4780

The sickness of the Democratic Party... If you vote for the Democratic Party you vote for Death. Children are not choices and partial birth abortion is the most heinous form of murder of a human being. Despite what your 'feeling' is about a fetus if you see partial birth abortion as viable I question your morality...

hope's daughter, Internet Infidels 23 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 4781

[After it's shown late-term abortions are used only out of extreme medical necessity]Your post sounds like an emotional rant to me. Please write more rationally and I would be happy to address what you are concerned about.

hope's daughter, Internet Infidels 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 4782

... the Democratic party protects it by stone-walling the outlawing of it in an effort to cater to radical feminists they are liars and in no way are they advocates for the protection of children.

hope's daughter, Internet Infidels 1 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 4783

Just because I do not think like you does not mean your way is the ONLY way to think NOR the RIGHT way.

hope's daughter, Internet Infidels 0 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -4

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Quote# 4784

[After an extensive rebuttal with numerous medical sources is posted]I can not believe you wrote what you wrote. You are worried how acedemic you appear to others while babies are being murdered.

hope's daughter, Internet Infidels 2 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 4785

Why do you live your lives so cautiously? Before I became a believer I was basically a madman in shorts. Anything went. The only thing that held me back was getting caught and the possibility of suffering as a result of my actions. I have to wonder what non-believers are afraid of.

didaskalos, Christian Forums 18 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 4786

Why bother being good in this life when there is so much to gain in the world by being bad... and nothing to lose in the end? I have yet to receive an answer that did not eventually lapse into some sort of sappy-religion. So my conclusion is that most intellectual atheists are bad guys who are just afraid to be bad.

didaskalos, Christian Forums 6 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 4787

If the Bible is wrong, I'll be a dead fool and won't care. If it's right, you'll be a live fool, who be where there is much 'wailing and knashing of teeth,'... I'd take Pascal's wager before things get too bad in the Mideast.

radorth, Christian Forums 13 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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