FSTDT Quotes for April 2004

Quote# 6980

When he began telling me the names of the characters....i was like because i know that the names are evil. Magic cards, spell cards, 'God' cards,!!!! I had a fit. I started yelling to him that there is only one true God! I hate yugioh!

gzusrulzme, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 14

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Quote# 6981

[After 'Dr. Dino' Kent Hovind gets raided by the IRS for tax fraud]iv seen him on carl baugh's tv show 'CREATION EVIDENCE. Its started folks,,, they are gonna round all up the most dangerouse (to tthem) christians sooon,, this guy can disporove evolution in a hundred ways,, within minutes,,, i use alot of his stuff and carls,,,, to bring people out of the occult of 'evolutionism' . and it is a religon as it requires faith in unproven 'theory' to be regarded as fact. we (all true christians) are on a 'list' ( go to the official u.s FBI site and do a search on the MEGIDO REPORT [<a href="http://www.religioustolerance.org/megiddo.htm">website</a>]. if you believe in bible prophecy you are legally a 'terrorist'

solookup, Rapture Ready 11 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

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Quote# 6982

I enjoy the doc, but not in debate format. His lectures are educational and entertaining. I like the doc alot. God, please deliver Kent Hovind [from the IRS] to continue his public ministry of teaching the truth about your creation. Lord, I ask this is Jesus' name, to His glory, Amen.

tov, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 6983

Every demon in hell knows who Jesus really is and these people are no exception. I think deep down inside they really know who he is but they are so possessed by demons that hell is doing the thinking for them.

Joyfilly, Rapture Ready 4 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 1

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Quote# 6984

I say we agree to trade all the captive Muslims including the ones in GITMO, and pull all of our people out of Iraq and Afghanistan. Then we all put on some real strong sun block and turn the other cheek... (facing away from the bright flash) If they run shoot 'em. They are terrorists. If the don't run shoot 'em; they are just well disciplined terrorists...

watchman, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 6985

Seabud, I could not disagree with you more. Allah is a satanic deception. Allah is a bloodthirsty false god of the last barbarians on earth. Allah demands human sacrifice from his worshipers. Islam is the NAZI party of the 20th century.

MrMannn, Rapture Ready 22 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 6986

Allah and God are not the same! You only need to study a little Quran to see that. Islam is a false religion just as budda, shinto,stone gods, Hindu, and every other man made attempt at idoltry.

jerbear, Rapture Ready 13 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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Quote# 6987

They are not the same. The alah of Islam has a completely different character than Lord God Almighty of the Holy Bible. Allah of Islam hates too many things.

Elizabeth_S, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 6989

Psalm 139:13 finds David specifically stating that God knits us together in our mother's womb. This is clearly an statement against any theistic version of evolution. How can humans be knitted together in the womb is we evolved from lower life forms?

apologetics, Theology Web 24 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 6990

Forget the Moon, spacetravel doesn't exist anyway... Save the discussion of pro and contra on thousands of questionable issues around the faked or not faked Apollo missions. No spacetravel: Since spacetravel does not exist yet, there can have been no moon missions. Why is not exists? Since 1972 there has been no one astronaut said to be farther away from the surface of the earth than 400-800 km. No Apollo: Or do you think that there is any other area of science where, in the modern times, in 32 years there has been such a backward development that to reproduce the landings it takes another 10 to 20 years to go to the moon? From a time with very simple calculators to the modern day with real computers?? Dream on!

watcher16, Christian Forums 4 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 6991

No, I am seriours. These are facts, no one will dispute that they stay in low earth orbit nor that it will take, afther Bush's statements 10-20 year to 'return' to the moon.

watcher16, Christian Forums 7 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 6992

Since there is no evidence, and no one claiming there is , of spacetravel beyond 1972, I say it does not exist. Implying indeed the [moon landing] hoax.

watcher16, Christian Forums 19 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 6993

But Nasa nor the Russians simply don't claim this happened anywhere in the last 32 years. So why would anyone else think that they have been further away from earth that my first stop on a summer vacation?

watcher16, Christian Forums 0 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6994

Instead of using too much speculation I would like to stay with the facts. Preferably those that are indisputed. These are troubling enough.

watcher16, Christian Forums 7 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -3

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Quote# 6995

The space race is something that gives the reason for the Hoax. Indeed was to be beaten by the Russians seen as a coming token of the prevailance of communism.

watcher16, Christian Forums 2 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: -3

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Quote# 6996

I bet the Russians didn't see any of the [US rocket] emissions they expected from the moon. Already afraid for their image and under pressure they didn't dare to make that public, afraid their equipment would make a laughable impression on the rest of the world. Maybe they later found out about it, but then they would keep silent to hide the fact they lost the cold war due to being fooled in the greatest way ever in human era. Again an image protecting strategy.

watcher16, Christian Forums 3 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

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Quote# 6997

Since some people died I guess the astronauts can keep a secret. But I would like to stay with the facts. Your guess what the Russians would have done is as good as mine.

watcher16, Christian Forums 1 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 6998

Your 'argumentation' gets a bit troubling... One would think you'd like to discuss on the base of facts, but you choose speculation. Why don't you admit there is no spacetravel. And then w'll discuss the propability there would have been such a thing in the past?

watcher16, Christian Forums 2 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 6999

If you define spacetravel as traveling more than 1000 km from earth, which I would like to do for the sake of the discussion, there is no spacetravel in the last 32 years. And no one claiming so.

watcher16, Christian Forums 5 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 7000

Hey, when Christ returns at the end of Armageddon, he is going to destroy all evil with one word. So why does he need an army behind him as backup? Spectators maybe? I hope not! I personally want to be in his army and charge those evil you know whats! It is going to be the end of all evil, im sure it has to be dramatic as the charge of Rohan in Lord of the Rings: return of the King. sounds fun to me!!! how bout you guys?

Drpepper687, Rapture Ready 29 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 7001

[Replying to "That's the angels"]Man... talk about bursting my bubble! I wonder what it takes to become an angel, maybe 4yrs of college instead of 2 lol! But seriously.... I should get some action before I go huh?

Drpepper687, Rapture Ready 5 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

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Quote# 7002

What kind of action? Like great sword fighting and charging? You never know, the Lord may allow us a few swings for posterity's sake.

thornrose, Rapture Ready 1 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

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Quote# 7003

Alright, now that there may be a chance for that kind of action in the end, I can be more at peace with my life here lol.

Drpepper687, Rapture Ready 2 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7004

In all seriousness, this is my sons favorite part of going to heaven. He's only 9, but says he can't wait to kick satan's butt for all the times he duped him into believing his lies. My son goes: Mom, I'm gonna get one of those cool sparkly shields of faith, and that Huuuuge sword of righteousness..you know ma, the one that will scare the 'bajiddlies' outta satan and then I'm gonna open up a can o'whoop on him. Then he prances out of the room. Gotta love it.

Bethshaya, Rapture Ready 37 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 9

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Quote# 7005

No i think we deserve it, I think after all the bad things in our history, we should get the chance to prove ourselves. We should be in battle defeating the same demons that have plauged our history and prevented us from having honor that we are good. Basically those demons have prevented the good side of us from coming out, and we should punish them for doing so in holy battle at Armageddon!

Drpepper687, Rapture Ready 3 Comments [4/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

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