Quote# 11314

[Excerpt from the Gospel of Nutrider]

Man again lifted his eyes to the Lord and said, "Lord, our men of science have told us that our emissions are greenhouse gasses and the climate will surely cause global warming. The ice caps will melt and the seas will rise, causing the end of man."

And the Lord sayeth, "Are these not the men that think they crawleth from the loins of chimps? Do they not know that when floating ice melts the level of water decreases, because ice displaces more than water doeth? Be ye not worried, for I shall destroy the earth in MY time, not thee by thy actions."

Man lifted his eyes to the Lord and said, "Lord, our men of science have told us that we should not drill oil, lest we spill some of it and contaminate the earth."

The Lord laughed with such ferocity had His hand not been upon the universe, it would have surely moved. "Surely thy men of science knows that oil cometh FROM the earth! How can that which cometh from the earth endanger the earth from which it cometh?"

Nutrider99, Free Conservatives 52 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11315

Oh I know I am so porbably bugging you, but here goes
heres the thing, I am HUGE creationist, totally believe six days create, 7th day rest....anyway, I also believe that dinosaurs were on the ark, and one step further I believe dragons were too, now I know that it may not be main stream but is certianly is biblical, in Job God discribes what many feel is a dragon...I do know that dragons have been seen as evil and sure I wouldn't be knocked over surprised if there are evil ones, but none the less i think dragons dinos stuff like that hanging over the side of the ark would really be an eye catcher!!

biblemommy, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Nickstr5

Quote# 11318

[Why are people still afraid of teaching about homosexuality as if it's something that can be taught or caught?]

That is precisely the point. It is something that can be taught, promoted or "caught" - not like a virus but like a bad habit especially to vulnerable youth with emotional insecurities. It is a deviant unhealthy behavior reflecting severe emotional retardation. Why on earth should any reasonable person accept the teaching and promotion of such dysfuntional behavior expecially in a school setting?

Any belief by the under thirty crowd that homosexuality is simply an alternative lifestyle choice is a perfect example of the affect of indoctrination in school and the media intended to promote this societal blight. Don't be naive and believe that abnormal, unhealthy and even destructive behavior cannot be taught to people who otherwise would not be inclined to behave in this manner. Terrorist suicide bombers are another perfect example of such an affect.

iceman, Catholic Answers Forums 26 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11320

ok folks if you have a monkey and a monkey they give birth birth to a monkey, so for a monkey to all the sudden like a human being giving birth to a elephant over millions and millions of years. it make no sense you know the only reason why they say millions of years is to make it more belivable but you werent there or anyone else to see it happen so you have no fact we ever evolved. thank you god creationist

underthesouthercross, Christian Forums 34 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 11322

The thing is, they believe, with out knowledge, that we know nothing, and are complete morons for believe what we believe, because they must be right, lol, the arogance it takes for them to compare us to Santa Clause is unbelivable. They act as if I have never research a tiny bit of my faith, and neither has anyone else, they are blind, and don't want to learn anything.

BigChrisfilm, Christian Forums 23 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 11325

God exists.

It's not a scare tactic for religion. God and religion are two SEPARATE things. Your relationship with God is what's important. Hell is a place for people who know the truth and still chose disobedience to God's word. Everyone sins. The point is repentance...genuine turning away from past sin. Not just saying sorry. that's why there's a hell...for those who join with Satan in rebellion to God's will, for evil.

youthwalk, Christian Forums 19 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 11326

LET ME ASK YOU A QUESTION....HOW HAS SCIENTIST FOUND SEA CREATORS BODYS AND STUFF IN THE MIDDLE OF THE DESERT?? I MEAN NO WATER FOR LIKE 100 MILES AROUND AND YET THERE ARE WALE BODYS AND FISH BODYS BURIED IN TEH SAND?????

mariejosey, Myspace 48 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 11327

For anyone who thinks we are fighting a pointless war, for anyone who thinks what the President is doing is wrong. Go see United 93. There is the reason all of those bastards deserve whats coming to em.

There are cowards who try to prove people wrong, who try to make people look evil to push their agenda, then there are the heros who protect the cowards, no matter what.

userName.thisGuy = Alex;, Myspace 30 Comments [5/3/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sierra

Quote# 11276

But all the knowledge we attain on earth is meaningless unless there is a use for it in heaven.

God does not care how much we know unless it is used to advance the kingdom of God.

The bible says that he will meet all our needs.

All the "knowledge" we attain will be done away with in heaven, so we only need to find out what heaven is all about and teach that.

Soulja †, Myspace 21 Comments [5/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon

Quote# 11278

[A post about gay marriage and raising children]

Now, the Christ said that if your eye causes you to sin, pluck it out. If your hand causes you to sin cut it off. I say that if your, you know what [penis], offends you, cutting it off may be an option.

Imagican, 123 Christian Forums 29 Comments [5/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Cosmo

Quote# 11280

[Defending Christian child sacrifice]

Druids sacrificing children is an abomination but god asking for child sacrifices is acceptable.

"The firstborn of thy sons thou shalt give unto me."
EXODUS 22'29

qohldr, BBC Religion 44 Comments [5/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11282

Science is a weak little kid on the block, that is hearing impaired, and 94% blind. The bible is like the hubble telescope, and a master computer, and a time machine rolled into one. It goes to the past, and the distant future in a cosmic rolls royce. But those who are not concerned with the bible, and just science must accept their huge limitations.

dad, 123 Christian Forums 58 Comments [5/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11283

[To potential da Vinci code fans]

I DONT CARE WHAT YOU PEOPLE THINK OF ME I KNOW WHERE IM NOT GOING AND THATS HELL!!....A PIT OF FIRE BURN IN HELL FOR ETERNITY!!....THATS NOT WHAT I WANT!!....I AM GOING TO HEAVEN SO PLEASE IM BEGGING ALL OF YOU THAT DONT BELIEVE IN JESUS PLEASE BECOME A CHRISTIAN...YOU WILL BE MUCH HAPPIER WHEN YOU HAVE THE LORD TAKING CONTROL OF YOUR LIFE!!!!.....SO PLEASE HEAR MY CRY.....HELL IS NOT A PLACE THAT YOU WANT TO GO TO!!!!

ellerjd, IMDB 36 Comments [5/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Jaded_Revenge

Quote# 11285

[Explaining how divorce is so much worse than rape]

According to Deut, rape is only bad (except for the violance aspect) in that it goes against marriage. Divorce is a much more public, obvious affront to marriage than rape. SO I stand with my original answer.

oliveplants, Christian Forums 41 Comments [5/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandy

Quote# 11286

We all know, whether we admit it or not, that global warming is a scam and that all the price increases on gasoline are just to hype up rhetoric for the enemy(i.e. libs, dems and Al Quaeda).

telit laikitiz, Free Conservatives 27 Comments [5/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11289

such rhetoric can only persuade the most limited and mathematically unsophisticated minds.Such an artificially contrived string of gibberish does not compel anyone to accept that an infinitely impossible event(abiogenesis lets say) can become possible

truth above all else, Christian Forums 15 Comments [5/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 11290

[After being told by another member to stop posting articles which are irrelevent and/or derrogatory to other faiths in the non-christian religions section]

ok, let me get this point across to you, I will continue to post PRO christian sources, because that is what god told me to do, and if you don't like it, than you don't have to be there, just turn your head to my threads if you don't approve of what I am doing, but stop this stupidity.


BigChrisFilm, Christian Forums 30 Comments [5/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 11291

C.S Lewis married his wife Joy when he was in his fifties. Their marriage was a truly happy one by all accounts. Lewis says they "feasted on love." Soon after they were married Joy got bone cancer which meant certain death within a few months. But Lewis asked a certain minister to pray for her, and not only was she healed, but bones which were eaten away showed clear signs of being regenerated. In any case all concernd including doctors believed they had seen a miracle. Joy lived for two more years.

Lewis was of course overjoyed at the miracle and the extra years with Joy.

But when Joy died, he referred to God as a "cosmic sadist" in his anger and grief.

This is a perfect example of the Spoiled Brat Principle. We are so entirely lost and ungrateful that even the greatest Christian apologist will complain- in spite of seeing a miracle.

Questions:

1. Why would God want to heal anyone if he gets called names by Christians anyway?

2. Why should we believe all the skeptics need is proof, when it makes little difference to Christians thenselves?

3. Why should we believe a skeptic would not behave as Lewis did- or worse, at first very grateful to God, and then calling him names?

4. If Jesus came back and healed all the terminally ill patients in the world for two years, you would do what exactly, and for how long?

[...]

BTW, this thread neatly nullifies the "Why does God hate amputees?" and other rhetorical questions.

radorth, Christian Forums 23 Comments [5/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 11293

[Lesbian mom objects to sex education pamphlet given to her young daughter that describes homosexuality as not a "legitimate lifestyle."]

When the gays requested "tolerance" meekly, nothing more than that, I knew it would not end there...
This sad escuse for a mother has proven that in spades. Pervesion is no longet tolerated. It must be deemed normal, or not discussed at all.

Me? I think they should all be back in the closet. All, that is, except those who keep their orientation to themselves...

Publius6961, FreeRepublic.com 30 Comments [5/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11294

If you're straight and back the Gay Agenda, you need to realize that EVERYONE IS LAUGHING AT YOU. Why? Because it's quite obvious that you want to be in on a ground level civil rights movement so bad, that you'll attach yourself to any pitiful cause that comes your way.

Citizen, Sean Hannity Discussion Forum 29 Comments [5/2/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 11250

if you rly think about it... It took God 7 days to create earth... we can date back to 4000 BC wen adam was around.... then now its only 2006 AD... add the two and u get 6, 006 yrs old...not billions of yrs

Upon my knees, Oh Lord, I serve Thee, Myspace 49 Comments [5/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ssdexecutor

Quote# 11252

dinosaurs were not alive in this earth age, but they were in the one preceding this one. by the time adam and eve were in eden, - that's the 2nd earth age. the behemoth came in the 1st.

Kylie, Myspace 28 Comments [5/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: ssdexecutor

Quote# 11253

1. Do you believe in the Saving Power of the Blood of Jesus Christ? Yes
2. How many years have you been saved? 13, but I say 12 years 12 months because 13 is a unlucky number
3. What is your favorite thing about the KMB Flea Market Ministry? There are new experiences and challenges everyday!
4. If you could wish for anything, what would it be? For Jesus to come back and begin the assault on the unbelievers and the lukewarm churches
5. Pepsi or Coke? Neither, because Coke is owned by the Mormon Church and Pepsi has the Ying and Yang symbol on it and Deut. 7:26 says I am not allowed to bring it into my house
6. What is your favorite color? Dark purple
7. What is your favorite flavor of ice cream? Pistachio
8. What is your sign? Capricorn, just like Jesus
9. If you could be anyone for a day, who would it be? Donald Trump (without the eyebrows & hairdo)
10. What are your hobbies? Bowhunting, gun-smithing, welding, wood working, & a one year old son!

Sis. Ophelia Sue, KBM newsletter 42 Comments [5/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: McCulloch

Quote# 11257

YOU GUYS, WE HAVE SETTLED THIS TOPIC MANY TIMES!... STOP POSTING MORE.. IF U ARE A PERSON WHO RAPES, MURDERS, STEALS, BUT THEN REPENT OF YER SINS AND BELEIVE IN CHIRST THEN U WILL GO TO HEAVEN, B/C U ARE FORGIVEN THUS MADE PURE!! NEW TOPIC!! lol

Upon my knees, Oh Lord, I serve Thee, Myspace 59 Comments [5/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Mandy

Quote# 11262

Homosexuality is inherently a dead-end and a deviation from human (and other animals') design. It frequently results in physical and emotional damage, entirely separate from any such damage claimed to real or imagined discrimination.

ThomasMore, Free Conservatives 22 Comments [5/1/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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