Quote# 12977

[Arlington TX dress code says students no longer allowed to wear "grillz" or the earlobe-stretching practice known as "gauging."]

its about time someting like this was put into effect. why people choose to worship atheism and its rituals is beyond me to be honest

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 36 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon

Quote# 12979

No, all the ancient civilizations(we're talking pre-flood here) had superior technology simply because of what was on the earth those days...

Back then, you had angels who abandoned their homes, teaching man everything, having giants... and there we're more lifeforms available... more everything basicly.

Dinosaurs were pre-flood, and were refered to as reptiles...dragons with hydrogen in their lungs included also(this let them spew fire from the mouth)...

I think sometimes people underestimate man's ability to learn new things... I mean we have a spirit just like anything else that can be used to whatever extent.

Az Iz, SongMeanings 26 Comments [7/12/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ice

Quote# 12928

[No judge of this plane or the next would ever find Hitler not guilty of genocide, and see to it that he would be punished severly. Anyone else would be either corrupt or foolish.]

well that's the way grace works. and to God, my sins, though i have never killed anyone in my life, are just as bad as Hitler's sins, though he killed millions.

elf_lady_9, Christian Forums 26 Comments [7/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12930

['Really? So donkeys really used to talk?']

No ... only that donkey in the Balaam story ... that was a special case ...

InChristGE, Internet Infidels 30 Comments [7/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Talisman

Quote# 12933

And a black, heterosexual man can view it [gay marriage] as whatever he chooses to. When he stands before God to give an account, it won't be an issue of did you lay everything down to follow civil rights, but did you lay everything down to follow ME, Jesus Christ?

[If Jesus is against civil rights, forget it.]

Jesus is for honoring the Father. Don't think for an instance that a holy Jesus Christ would support that which is contrary to the One with whom He is One.

It may serve the purpose of men on this earth to collectively align themselves behind a cause because it appears to be a civl rights issue. But civil rights...all rights take a back seat to the Word of God.

Zaac, Christian Forums 19 Comments [7/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: MK

Quote# 12934

Okay this is me being serious. No joking about.

Its my kid made from my loins. I decide what I want him to be. If he's doing something I don't approve I shall mold him(with force if I must) to become what I want him to be!!!!!
He's a damn kid, he has no say what so ever!!

xerxes, chud.com 71 Comments [7/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12936

If this isn't enough already, the ACLU is against the Boy Scouts because thier oath has the word God in it. The ACLU is also pro-death. Whether it be euthanasia or partial-birth abortion, the ACLU is for it. If it involves death, count on them to be for it. Oh, but unless your a convicted criminal. Then the ACLU is against it. The ACLU adamentally supports our enemy too. They defended the P.L.O back in 1985. They also defended Quadafi in the 80's. They also have refused funds from the United Way because the United Way required them to complete a counterterrorism compliance form.

To top this all off, the ACLU does this all with YOUR taxpayer money. Yes, the ACLU is trying to legalize child pornography, fund terrorism, support our enemy, promote a culture of death, and take Christianity out of this country, all on your dime.

Jared, Myspace 27 Comments [7/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 12938

[Pete expresses his outrage at a pro-abortion article that he read on <a href="http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33680?issue=4227&special=1999">THE ONION</a>]

To sum it up, Miss Weber said:

"I realize there are people who will criticize me, calling me selfish and immature because I took "the easy way out." I realize there are those who will condemn me to hell for what I'm about to do. Well, I don't care what they say: It's worth it for all the fun and laughs I'm going to have at the clinic. So listen up, world: I'm pro-abortion... and I love it! See you at my post-abortion party, everybody!"

Miss Weber, you have killed your child, which you admit is a baby/human being, intentionally. That does make you an admitted murderer. I'm not going to "condemn you to hell", I'm going to pray for your forgiveness and for the suffering which you will endure when you realize what you have done. Every baby you see from that moment on is going to wake you up to the realization that you killed your child.

Pete, March Together For Life 60 Comments [7/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12939

[RE: ann coulter's book and plagiarism accusations]

how can her book be plagarism?she is telling the truth and since when is telling the truth considered someone elses worth??? should i site the original source for saying 2+2=4????? how about someon saying that global warming doesnt exist??

my point is that when someone tells the truth i do not see why they should site sources especially when they are doing so to save people from going to hell in the first places

AngryNotice, Christian Forums 30 Comments [7/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: TammyFaye

Quote# 12940

[In response to the fact that a bush can't talk]

And how do you know that a bush doesn't have something that would allow it to speak, and we merely don't know about it? Humanities scientific knowledge is nowhere near perfect. Maybe a bush can speak, and we just don't yet understand why.

SkyBlade, Eyes on Final Fantasy 47 Comments [7/11/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Rockstar

Quote# 12898

[In responce to an article about a town using, among other things, hog manure to generate their own energy. A fundie who happens to be a pig farmer responds with a bizarre post.]

Is this some way of saying that me and the piggies are going to be the heros of the energy crisis? Well, well, well.

Here you go WD, we can now use the theory of evolution to solve the energy crisis! So now the theory of evolution is not about evolution, but a TRUTH on aiding the energy crisis. This is how the simple pig farming thesis/process will work. First, I will have all theory of evolution gibbergabber mailed to me. Second, I will feed it to the piggies. Third, I will let those theories "evolve"(get it evolve) into pigshit. And I(well not "I", the deep bowels of the piggies) even got it to go from one form of existance into another, how sweet is that! Where are those pesky creationist now! Huh?! We dont hear one word from them, humph figures. We (pig farmer and science) have proven the "theory of evolution" does exist, and how "theory of evolution" emerged from a gob of goo(in this case pigshit) and evolved(I will make sure evolve/evolution get full credit) into energy/fuel. GOD?! HA! INDEED! Well GOD may have created the pig and man, but where was He when the "theory of evolution" evolved into pigshit? HMMM? How about you, confused? Me and WD just theorized an idea into an absolute truth. Cant forget the Fourth process, then we convert the pigshit into fuel and solve the pinch at the gasoline tank. WOW!

Does this make me a *sniff*, dare I say, a a a scientist?! OR maybe if this thesis pans out, a Doctor. I'll even let the Chinese beauties call me Docker. Dr.Mr. Coulter, and I did not even go to college. I can use my new fortune to finance a phD course at the local community college, I will target the poor and minorities of course. We will have basic readin', writin', and rithmaticin' ciriculum to give us validation, you know. WE will have advanced degrees in shredding the "theories of evolution", litteraly shredding with a paper shredder, so the pigs can easily consume them. And whittling, gots to do sumptin while them pig bowels are evolutioning. And of course the proper pronuciation in hollaring "sue ee". Let me demonstrate, it is not "sue ee", no, no. It is "Sue EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!" "Comes and git yer theories!" Just think, with Dr. liscences more easily attainded, when those libbys come and profess gibbergabber with their elite educational credentials, we can have an army respond with "Nah uh" and flash their Dr. badge. Also, proper pumping of poo will have to be taught. From now on the poo truck will no longer be called the "honey wagon", no sir. It is now officially the "MONEY WAGON"! Hey, hey bling, bling. Oh, and for those who are too lazy to complete the semester it takes to become a doctor, we can have a 2 nit seminar on becoming a scientist by teaching folks how to feed "theories of evolution" to pigs. If the pompous educational field raises a stink(get it) with them being credited as scientists, we will graduate them as evolutionists. The Christianity will be taught free of charge.

Yes, and when you cruise the Illinois countryside with your $0.25/gallon gasoline and you get a whiff from that south wind, you can now be proud! For that whiff is the "theory of evolution" evolving into TRUTH. Now Jerry, WD we are in an alliance. The Christian Evolutionists! Ta da!

Mr. Coulter, God or Science 63 Comments [7/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Donald Keyballs

Quote# 12908

Boy it's so much fun talking to people that think you are stupid. Sometimes I wonder how I went from being intellegent, to be so dumb. They I realize, oh that's right. I jumped that line of popular belief into truth.

BigChrisfilm, Christian Forums 41 Comments [7/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: CousinTed

Quote# 12913

Seems like apes can do everything we can...except evolve, must be that 1% of DNA that make us different
I never said evolution isn’t real I just don’t believe we evolved from apes.
The thing is its still a THEORY!

KiLLBiLLATX, GameFAQs 22 Comments [7/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12918

so ur a muslim? thats dumb.

piter400, Gaia Online 33 Comments [7/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12919

Good points, Nick. The Marxist environment in colleges is tailor-made for anyone who isn't a Christian White male. Every single class, be it psychology or calculus exists to indoctrinate all people groups that the Christian White male is responsible for all the hell that you and people before you have ever gone through. So, of course women are going to outperform men. Colleges are all about convincing them that they're equal to men. And they're all about convincing everybody else that they're equal to everybody else. So how is the lie perpetuated? By leveling the playing field of course. Any woman is going to excel in college with idiotic and Satanic feminist goddess poetry classes and "How Christian White Males Destroyed Civilization" classes. Are those classes for mainstream college-bound men? Of course not. And even the less extreme classes are full of Marxist indoctrination and guilt trips. No young man wants to pay for 15 units to be told all day long in one form or another ( and he'll get the message loud and clear) that he's a cancer in society (Susan Sontag's words) and that everything horrible in the world is his fault.

Truth is Stranger, WorldMagBlog 42 Comments [7/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12920

it's buying the lie from a very dark pit of hell known as radical feminism: hook, line, and sinker.

a Christian woman's place shouldn't be in the male-dominated workplace outside of her home. what's wrong with working at home ?
(especially in the age of telecommuting)
what happened to the Proverbs 31 woman ?

hilary rodman and her fast & easy pro-abortion staffers(*) give women and womanhood a very bad name. Stay at home, raise and homeschool the kids, and bake some cookies for God's sake !!

* immodest, indecent, and very loose women.

roaring lamb, WorldMagBlog 39 Comments [7/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12922

Let's call a spade a spade. Homosexuality is perversion, exactly like mental retardation. A homosexual is just like someone with down syndrome, and they need mental help. I don't hate a gay guy any more than I would a mongoloid...

Davidoff, Myspace 52 Comments [7/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: clemsecon

Quote# 12927

(Assisted suicide is not needed because:)

I refer you to the proof above... X (jumping out of a burning building) is independent from Y (voluntary euthanasia/assisted suicide). This has already been established, so could you please establish a case for voluntary euthanasia/assisted suicide without referring to independent circumstances.

It is also odd that you have taken a moment in time and applied the outcome of the event to the moment previous to the outcome of the event, when in reality we would not know the outcome of the event in the situation you described because it hadn't happened yet. This is faulty reasoning; However, I'll bite: if we did know the outcome of the event (that we would inevitably die) what difference would it make if we jumped or if we stayed? Suffering is inconsequential either way because the process of dying would be indiscriminate.

Dan, Secondhand Smoke Blog 11 Comments [7/10/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 12882

'Homo sapiens' is a made-up creature based on skulls with missing pieces. Even criminals can't be convicted on such flimsy evidence. [rolleyes smiley]

Carico, CARM 56 Comments [7/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12886

I think my mother in law might be Nephillim. She's 6 feet tall and really mean...

Candi, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [7/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12887

['Er . . . no. They might be called gay pride, but really that's a misnomer. Gay pride parades are really a celebration of tolerance and diversity between everyone.']

We aught to have more parades condemning tolerance and diversity between everyone. (Happy smilie)

Apologist, Internet Infidels 30 Comments [7/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 12891

["I find it disturbing that any Christian would applaud a law that is based on discrimination."]

If it were a law against black marriage, or asian marriage, or hispanic marriage it would be discrimination. Since when is being gay a race?

OscarTheOnion, Rapture Ready 25 Comments [7/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 12893

['I am not worried about aliens. If anything, I think they could help us see how primitive we really are.']

We need help, true. I expect we will get it from an alien invasion from space soon. It will be an army of aliens riding white flying horses, the armies of heaven led by Jesus.

dad, Christian Forums 44 Comments [7/9/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Talisman

Quote# 12867

The statue of liberty would have been holding a cross and the ten commandments if it were made by the founders of our Christian nation rather than those cut and run Frenchies.

Richard 23, Balloon Juice 60 Comments [7/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Damned at Random

Quote# 12871

Child molesters are not allowed to vote in FL and some other states. That applies to all convicted felons. Good idea. That keeps bad people from influencing politics. This makes for good morals and social values in our laws.

And as for work, homosexuals and child predators should not work with impressionable children. Laws against this practice are reasonable. I expect a future congress to remove this from federal court jurisdiction and allow states to better protect our children.

LionsDen, Freethought Forums 48 Comments [7/8/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen