FSTDT Quotes for December 2007

Quote# 32343

well for me, its a no no. because when i start listening to metallica, element eighty, killswitch engage, and all that stuff, it does something in me. it makes me want to rebel. im not talking about going crazy and spreading anarchy, im talking about it makes me want to do drugs and do everything the Lord would be unpleased with. music is a very powerful thing. dont underestimate it.

prisonersetfree, Rapture Ready 52 Comments [12/13/2007 11:55:42 PM]
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Quote# 32339

Police in southern India are hunting for two men who attacked a Hindu holy man, cut off his right leg and then made off with it.

The 80-year-old holy man, Yanadi Kondaiah, claimed to have healing powers in the leg.

He is now recovering from his ordeal in hospital in the city of Tirupati in the state of Andhra Pradesh.

Local people believed they could be healed of spiritual and physical problems if they touched his leg.

leg snatchers, BBC News 34 Comments [12/13/2007 10:10:18 PM]
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Quote# 32342

I believe that the Authorized King James Bible of 1611 is the perfect, pure and inspired word of God. (Psalm 12:6-7). I believe that there was inspiration from God involved with the translation of the King James Version. (2 Timothy 3:16) Anything in the King James Version that may seem like it disagrees with the Greek and Hebrew manuscripts corrects the Greek and Hebrew. I do not believe in finding out the meanings of Greek or Hebrew words. The King James Bible is perfect in English, and to try to correct it with the Greek is adding our own private interpretations to Scripture.

Katy-Anne, Aussie Mama 4 Jesus 51 Comments [12/13/2007 10:03:09 PM]
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Quote# 32334

And next they'll be allowing humans to marry animals.

(So, you're saying that homosexuals are one step removed from animals?)

Yes and no. They engage in conduct which is unnatural, like beastiality. Really, I don't care what people do behind closed doors as long as no one is hurt, but to think they are "married" is just ridiculous. Marriage is between man and wife. Period.

Remember world history, alternative lifestyles brought down empires.

FNW, MSN Marriage&Couplehood 49 Comments [12/13/2007 9:58:19 PM]
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Quote# 32335

i can see how acceptance of different races, and people of different political persuasions could be a good thing, but it shows how far our country has fallen when we have almost completely accepted Gays, Transexuals, the killing of babies, the acceptance of border laws being broken, and the list goes on. When is america gonna stop being such a pussy, and stand up for itself, and for the morals that made it such a strong nation before? true, things like the trail of tears, and child labor were reprehensible, but over time that changed. so when are the people gonna stop de-masculining america? i swear, much longer, and the castration of america will be complete.

xIXSilverWolfXix, Gaia Online 26 Comments [12/13/2007 8:04:41 PM]
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Quote# 32338

Noah's Ark may well have been a submarine, actually.

ElijahFalling, Christian Forums 80 Comments [12/13/2007 6:06:49 PM]
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Quote# 32325

(About the Colorado church shooting)

It's my opinion the murderer will be revealed to be a non-believer. Whether he's a confirmed atheist or simply a former Christian who's lost his way I won't venture to guess about. I never said one word about the church being free of sin and sinners, nor did I say I believe in their mission. Are you pointing to the transgressions of a church leader and their 'pushing their evangelical beliefs' in an effort to say the innocent people who were murdered DESERVED to be killed?

See, it's people who say things like 'it's no surprise that something like this has happened' who scare me. Like I said... hate breeds hate. And it seems to breed exceedingly well among people with no belief in God.

SMW

smartmouthwoman , Allforums.net 44 Comments [12/13/2007 6:04:24 PM]
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Quote# 32328

Your right, I wish they would have a mass suicide right now.

Catlicks,[Catholics] too.

AmyJustin, Youtube 21 Comments [12/13/2007 6:04:12 PM]
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Quote# 32327

The ACLU is a Big Brother watchdog bully.They have filed and won
many a public sq. debate about a Manger/Menorah display.
They generally take on smaller venues or city where their
huge clout and backing can outswindle a smaller budget.
California has many examples where the ACLU sought out
small city's where Religious crosses or Icons were openly displayed.
Plus the case of that Federal judge who was ordered by law
to remove the Ten Commandments Statue in his Courthouse.
Macy's,Federated and other big chains also faced the wrath of ACLU
an it's Agenda.
" If the ACLU and it's allies have their way,said ADF President Alan Sears,
" future generations won't have warm memories of Christmas.Instead,their
recollections will be of cold,impersonal,secular 'winter breaks'".!

Foolsworth , Allforums.net 19 Comments [12/13/2007 6:02:52 PM]
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Quote# 32321

Posted: Wed Jun 27, 2007 3:11 am Post subject:

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I don't mean to veer off topic topic too far, but I've heard Potter compared to pirates. In one manner of speaking, those pirates called upon a Satanic apparition in order to sell their souls to it.

Additionally, the candycoated world of piracy brought to us by Disney was driven in real life by Satanic and Freemasonic sources of ritual and money. Arguably, real pirates may have done the same as Disney ones, and, to be fair, a miniaturization of the amusement park ride would make for one blasphemous altar piece. Would your life? It's interesting to think of how many visiting Christian students sung yo ho yo ho, that's the life for them.

In regards to the occult, any forceful externalization of the will is the opposite of operating by faith. What kind of thing do you want to accomplish? Biblical literalists might say that's a little beside the point, considering that the world was never meant to revolve around you. Maybe the selfishness, itself, should be reconsidered.

gurion, The Resistance Manifesto 31 Comments [12/13/2007 6:02:45 PM]
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Quote# 32332

Atheist's claim to be logical and use reason, yet you can not even be open minded? Wow way to use scientific methods to prove if god exists or not. Math is the key to the universe, and i doubt any of you atheist's here are a mathmatician. While i am going to school to become a mathmatician / aerospace engineering and im possibly considering to get a Doctorine in Astro-physics. How's that for a stupid Roman Catholic?

gearhead2k6, Youtube 65 Comments [12/13/2007 5:24:57 PM]
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Quote# 32330

[No offence, but you should learn to be more tolerant of others beliefs, especially when science has got us a lot further than any myth has.]

I'm tolerant enough, I'm not trying to kill you, just refuse to accept them. Who made science? Evolution isn't science. It's just a theory that tries to explain origins, and I don't think the belief that we came from monkeys has caused any technological and medicinal advancements. Creationism, is only one part of a message that redeemed my soul, it has done much for me and others, this forum is a testament to that. Spread your poison elsewhere.

Ishida, Christian Forums 47 Comments [12/13/2007 4:50:20 PM]
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Quote# 32326

[Originally Posted by rendova
I can think of a few example offhand, SMW--the Spanish Inquisistion--the Catholic persecution of the Moors (Muslims) and Jews--- the various pogroms against Jews by Christians-- in Eastern Europe throught the Middle Ages and even into modern times, the Aztecs being wiped out by the conquistadores, tho an argument could be made that the Spaniards desired their downfall because of greed, and not religion.

......and then there's the Third Reich. Hitler always claimed he was fighting a religious war and no other.]

Ancient history aside, Ren... all the Christians I've ever known have been peace-loving people. Guess I just missed out on ever meeting any vigilante bible thumpers. And I think it's a stretch for non-believers to reach back in time to try and prove they exist.

smartmouthwoman , Allforums.net 26 Comments [12/13/2007 4:48:39 PM]
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Quote# 32318

"I am a Christian Reconstructionist, a Paleoconservative, and a strong advocate for a homosexual death penalty. But here I want to attempt to put forth not only what “should” be done but also what, at present, is more “probable” to be done.

What should be done is to reinstate a homosexual death penalty. Truth be told, if we were to obey God’s Law concerning the sanctions against homosexuality we would have no “crisis.” The debate would be gone. At least from the homosexuals themselves. Their defenders could debate over whether or not to put them to death but not over whether or not we should alter God’s sacred definition and structure of marriage."

[Paleocrat is the host of a small-budget college radio talk show. Here's his youtube account: http://youtube.com/user/paleocrat ]

Paleocrat, THE PALEOCRAT 46 Comments [12/13/2007 1:33:08 PM]
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Quote# 32320

didn't see any thumbs out. I only saw index finger and pinky. In the context of what they're talking about, it is a goat horn sign to tell others that they too are members of the cult. That's the way hand signals work. There's no way, in the context of having Spongebob and Patrick bowing down to the "all seeing eye" and calling themselves unworthy, speaking about being in a lodge, and wearing fez hats, that they're just merely giving Squidward the "I love you" sign.

It is, without doubt, the goat horn hand signal, done on purpose.

Nickelodeon has already been exposed by various groups as flashing the "all seeing eye" inbetween their programming. And being owned by one of the largest media groups, it is expected and not surprising that Spongebob's creators, and Nickelodeon in general, would be a part of freemasonry, or at least influenced by it on some level.

MG1, The Resistance Manifesto 30 Comments [12/13/2007 1:29:51 PM]
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Quote# 32317

I ask the question about the holocaust one time and I was told that if God had not have allowed the holocaust then the Israeli's would have never gone back home as He wanted them to. But since then they have been and still are going home to Israel. And when ya look at it like that, God's plan is better!! And another thing... those that died in the holocaust went straight to be with Jesus anyway. It was death to us but to God they were coming home.

And we will understand it better by and by!!

Jayna, Rapture Ready 28 Comments [12/13/2007 12:55:35 PM]
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Quote# 32315

I don’t care who you are, or what the f*** you’re
thinking, but if that CRAP shows up in our school
systems, my girls will NOT GO TO SCHOOL! Jesus Christ
is our Lord and Saviour, and I hope for the sake of
your soals that you wise up and get back to the REAL truth!

GOD BLESS
LOVE DEEDEE

Deedee, Pastafarian Boards 40 Comments [12/13/2007 12:21:00 PM]
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Submitted By: Gary

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Quote# 32313

[On Pregnant Women Drinking]

Oooooh but it's their body, they should be allowed to do whatever they want.

Seriously though, pregnant women should not be allowed to drink, smoke, or do drugs, and any that do should be institutionalized where they will be strapped to a bed for the rest of their pregnancy and force fed, and then after they give birth they receive a mandatory procedure to tie their tubes until they prove that they are fit mothers. Believe it!

Believe It!, Naruto Forums 49 Comments [12/13/2007 12:15:36 PM]
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Quote# 32319

Satans been trying to take me Out and Down for more than 15 years now and he Can't. Why? Because I Rebuke Satan Morning & Night from around me, & ask God for a Hedge of Protection around me. Satan tried Lightning about 4 years ago, Bullets from an inner city gang in KCK when my grandson wouldn't join their inner city gang because he loved Jesus, a Poisonous Snake crawling across my ankle, that was on the gas pedal, going 55 mph down a major Highway heading for the nearest Food store, and Satan Lost each time. And that's only a little of what he's tried.

Sue, The Jesus List 47 Comments [12/13/2007 12:15:18 PM]
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Quote# 32307

Some homosexuals may pretend to be heterosexual when it fits, or maybe they are pretending to be homosexual. Either way, when they have the natural heterosexual desire to reproduce, they revert to the heterosexual way humans were designed to be in order to do so. Heterosexual and Homosexuals enjoy similar, yet opposite relationships. Homosexuals can not have the exact same relationship of my wife and I. We are married and proud of it. We do not revert to anything.

easyperformance, youtube.com 36 Comments [12/13/2007 11:40:03 AM]
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Submitted By: Dale

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Quote# 32309

[Is lucid dreaming considered witchcraft?]

God says we will be judged not only by our actions, but also by our thoughts...when we become Lucid we have the ability to think..if you think something that is against Gods Will, do you not think God will know about it??

I was a avid Lucid Dreamer, and now a Christian.. I stopped Lucid Dreaming before even becoming a Christian...But think about it, God knows all our thoughts, even if we are dreaming....

spiritofthewolf, Dreamviews Forums 37 Comments [12/13/2007 11:29:51 AM]
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Quote# 32312

Huckabee: I don’t think the issue’s about being against gay marriage. It’s about being for traditional marriage and articulating the reason that’s important. You have to have a basic family structure. There’s never been a civilization that has rewritten what marriage and family means and survived. So there is a sense in which, you know, it’s one thing to say if people want to live a different way, that’s their business. But when you want to redefine what family means or what marriage means, then that’s an issue that should require some serious and significant debate in the public square.

Mike Huckabee, Pandagon 32 Comments [12/13/2007 11:23:45 AM]
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Submitted By: Damned at Random

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Quote# 32306

Who would have thought two hundred years ago that Americans would be fighting for religious freedom against a state religion--Secularism.
Don't question the state religion or you will be subjected to inquisition style ostracism.

brentm84067usa, YouTube 29 Comments [12/13/2007 8:43:23 AM]
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Submitted By: SpamViking

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Quote# 32310

It does not take a broad mind to accept homosexuality. It takes a sick mind. Have you ever been to a gay parade. These people have a screw loose. The day a man can get a man pregnant or a woman can get a woman pregnant is the day that homosexuality becomes normal. There are no gay animals. Animals do not have sex for pleasure. We happen to be the only mammals capable of that.

garhill67, youtube.com 58 Comments [12/13/2007 7:45:41 AM]
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Submitted By: Dale

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Quote# 32314

"Crap, crap, crap. Total bull.
Anyone who has even just taken a class in environmental science knows that the Earth can comfortably sustain approx. 15 billion people and up to 20 billion with strain."

blackironcrown, LiveJournal 41 Comments [12/13/2007 7:45:23 AM]
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