Quote# 25378

(Because that's exactly what your're suggesting. Oh, but I thought that black people eventually got their civil rights reinforced, even though they were "wrong", according to you.)

Yes, they WERE wrong, but they became right because good people like me obtained the power and enforced our own moral code over those in a KKK. Therefore, according to history we were always right and the KKK was always wrong. This is because our side won, and could thus write history to favor our moral code. We were the winners and so we were always right.

Believe it!, Naruto Forums 16 Comments [5/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 25379

(You and Sam proved nothing, BI. If anything is threatening the sanctity of marriage, it's people like you. Christians divorce at a higher rate than atheists)

Catholic =/= Christian. Saying you are born again =/= actually being born again. Most of those who favor divorce also believe that Jesus was not completely sinless.

Believe it!, Naruto Forums 32 Comments [5/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen

Quote# 25380

[This "Christian Wiki" has a very long article on Homosexuality, including 50 references. It has no article on charity, one of the most important of Christian values. What's up with that?]

I'm not sure charity is a particularly theological concept.

Aschlafly, Conservapedia 46 Comments [5/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Sig

Quote# 25389

One sunny sunday afternoon a church was just gettign settled for service when two men walked in clad head to to in black and wearing ski masks. They both held automatic weapons at the ready. One remained by the exit in the back of the church and the other went up to the pulpit. "Anyone willing to take a bullet for Christ kindly remain seated," he yelled at the congregation, "the rest of you will be free to go."

there was an imense scraping of chairs and all but about a dozen people filed out of the church. The man at the front gestured to those who remained. "All of you come up to the front please." when they were seated at the front pew directly in front of the black clad man. he took off his mask. "Aright Father," the man said, turning to the priest. "i've cleared out the hipocrites please continue with the service." the two men with the guns sat down to listen.

ok i know the ending is kinda lame but it gets the point accross. I got this in an email and i was wondering if any one else thinks this is actualy a good idea.



Lazarus The Resurected, Gaia Online 69 Comments [5/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JTR5353

Quote# 25396

Of course, the most exciting thing to happen to us was seeing Laurel, our daughter, ask Jesus to save her! It has been fun to watch her as she talks to people. She asks people things like, “Do you love Jesus?” She also asks us things like, “they’re listening to bad music—they must not love Jesus!”

Randy and Kellie, T4C Times 61 Comments [5/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25399

Why do rectarded ( "rectal" + "tard") = atheists implore the Christians for knowledge?
on R&S, and is that not actual proof that rectarded athiests are too dense to realize they are product of their environment and programmig to such an extent as to be unaware of it?

Rectarded atheists self acknowledge:
1.) They are Americans.
2.) They know only of Christianity.
3. They think they are original but in reality are prisoners of their own cultural programming and are too RECTARDED to know it.

As a Christian I would encourage other Brethren to support annexing the North Pole as an Atheist Colony so the RECTARDS can show the rest of us the true way, and demonstrate their RECTARDED superior intelligence by stoppping their new found country from melting before thet become RECTARDS without a Nation?

Spidey-Sense, Yahoo Answers 46 Comments [5/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25345

I agree, But they are scare of the word religion that they say no is not! Freemasons is a Satanic religion but they say they ain't. Anything thats anti-God is a Satanic religion like it or not, period! Creationist use the same science evolutionist do, difference is evolutionist use wrong science and thats why they have missing links and nothing but bull theories!

LALOMAN18, YouTube Comments 32 Comments [5/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: The_Dude

Quote# 25364

So here's my challenge: I will give $10,000 to the first person who can prove to me that they have found a genuine living transitional form (a lizard that produced a bird, or a dog that produced kittens, or a sheep that produced a chicken, or even as Archaeopteryx—a dinosaur that produced a bird). Species do not cross, no matter how long you leave them. The whole of creation is proof that evolution is truly "a fairytale for grownups."


mirrusca, youtube.com 49 Comments [5/18/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: chncl

Quote# 25365

GodTube is a necessity! There needs to be Christian alternatives to every facet of life! The lost need to see the difference made by the Holy Spirit in our lives, so that they may discern what it is they are missing... If there is no difference, then why does it even matter? !#^ is assuming that we(Christians)need to be like everyone else. Christ came and gave His life so that we may be set apart & His Father lifted up! My gratitude goes out to Him and GodTube for making the difference!!!

ChadMann, GodTube 42 Comments [5/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: JTR

Quote# 25351

WBC will preach at the memorial service of the corpulent false prophet Jerry Falwell, who spent his entire life prophesying lies and false doctrines like "God loves everyone".

There is little doubt that Falwell split Hell wide open the instant he died. The evidence is compelling, overwhelming, and irrefragable. To wit:

1. Falwell was a true Calvinistic Baptist when he was a young preacher in Springfield, Missouri, and sold his soul to Free-Willism (Arminianism) for lucre.

2. Falwell bitterly and viciously attacked WBC because of WBC's faithful Bible preaching -- thereby committing the unpardonable sin -- otherwise known as the sin against the Holy Ghost.

3. Falwell warmly praised Christ-rejecting Jews, pedophile-condoning Catholics, money-grubbing compromisers, practicing fags like Mel White, and backsliders like Billy Graham and Robert Schuler, etc. All for lucre -- making him guilty of their sins.

Fred Phelps, WBC 70 Comments [5/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Laurel

Quote# 25355

I've received a prophetic word that I'm gonna be a Prophetess, like my aunt, and she's mentoring me. I guess the next step is to be able to when you feel the presence of a demon in the air, to be able to pinpoint where it is. I think I'm starting to.

BrightSpot, CBH Forums 46 Comments [5/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Marylandbear

Quote# 25356

Brian Benson, an eighth-grade student who won first place in the Life Science/Biology category for his project "Creation Wins!!!," says he disproved part of the theory of evolution. Using a rolled-up paper towel suspended between two glasses of water with Epsom Salts, the paper towel formed stalactites. He states that the theory that they take millions of years to develop is incorrect.

"Scientists say it takes millions of years to form stalactites," Benson said. "However, in only a couple of hours, I have formed stalactites just by using paper towel and Epsom Salts."

Brian Benson, Georgetown Times 85 Comments [5/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25324

[broken is upset about a new song that was sung at church containing the lyrics: "I pray I can love my brother, no matter what religion, race, or color" and "keep on dreaming."]

The only lyrics I remember are the ones I posted in the OP. Since I had never heard it before, I wasn't singing or worshipping along with the others. Neither was my dh. We just looked at each other and were absolutely sick when we read those lyrics on the screen.




broken, Rapture Ready 45 Comments [5/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25333

That's a bit like saying that because Bush declared war on Iraq and most Americans are against the war means that America isn't at war with Iraq.

Christians who are not at war with atheism are merely submitting to worldly political correctness and do not see God's demands for what they are. God demands our worship and threatens harm to those who do not. Atheism put the wellbeing of our nation at risk by denying God.

If you don't believe me look at 9/11 and Hurricane Katrina. Where did these take place? New York Washington and New Orleans. The headquarters of Godlessness in America.

Gipper, Christian Forums 46 Comments [5/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25334

No I am correct.
there is one Lord, and Christ is not divided.
the liberals do not live as the apostles live, and they outright support things that the Word condemns.

I fail to see any way whatsoever that a person who is a TRUE CHRISTIAN would have any liberal ideology. I fail to see any scripture that supports liberal positions, for that matter.

it pretty much makes and ironclad case.

spinach, hannity 32 Comments [5/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25337

Why there are still apes, and other animals,,reptiles,fish and other smaller organism. They should have now vanished and all of them became man.

Do you look like a pig, carabao,apes, fish worms,denosauar,horse,cow? impossible thing to happen.

Are you moron to reaalize the truth of your being a man? Why do you eat fish if you came from the fish. It means you are eating your own body. and why do you eat meat of pig, cow since it is your own body.?
foolish and moron thinking of evolution.

The fish,cow ,carabao monkey,apes and other animals will complain to you that why they are still of that same animals when other evolve to be man, it is unfair contention., foolishness theory.
jtm

Jesus M, Yahoo! Answers 36 Comments [5/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25339

(On the third page of comments)

1) Evolution is a religion.

2) How much evidence do we have that we have evolved from apes? None

3) Where are the missing links showing the "Evolution from ape to man? They are still missing.

4) Any proof for the above statements? Yes. The late evolutionist Stephen Gould and Niles Eldredge proposed "Puntuated Equilibrium" because they were "Zero" transitional forms found.

5) If there were legitamate transitional forms, you would see them on PBS at least twice a week.

darcytirsia, YouTube 43 Comments [5/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25340

[i'm a gay christian and i want to know if i'm accepted into the christian faith]

There is no such thing. So what would it matter what Christians think of the idea?

1 and only, Christian Board 45 Comments [5/17/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Brainy

Quote# 25278

Also, without the concept of Intelligent Design, we are left with the following "Big Bang Genesis" explanation for the creation of the Universe:

"In the begining there was a self-creating rock. The rock decided to blow itself up. As bits of the rock hurtled through the void of space, they created the laws of thermodynamics, gravity, physics and time itself. After a while the parts of the rock decided to animate themselves and create an even more complex and difficult environment in which to survive. Still later, the more evoloved, animated rocks decided to create a deity to explain their existence,since the idea that they came from a self-animating rock never occured to them. Later still, the more intellectual descendants of the self-created, auto-animating rock finally realized thery were, in fact, the descendants of the first rock and so decided there was no further need to believe in an eternal, benevolent, creative conciousness. They then decided to pass laws so that all must believe i pn the Universal Omega Rock."

Well there you have the "real science" that the logical Judge Jones wants taught to our school childeren. I don't know about you, but it sounds like a big leap of "scientific faith" to me.

Richard Schafer - Frazier Park CA, National Catholic Register Jan 22-28 39 Comments [5/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Zipperback

Quote# 25280

Honestly, I think non-married sex should be some form of criminal offense. Not a serious one. Misdemonor, perhaps. Just enough to make it very clear to people that they arn't allowed to do it, and will be punished if they do.

Anonymous, Conservapedia 62 Comments [5/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25295

Many scientists have never studied biology and do not understand evolutionary claims. Evolutionary convictions are often based on educational indoctrination, not independent thought.

Smileyto, Teens-4-Christ 56 Comments [5/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Marylandbear

Quote# 25313

"Science and reason leads to communism, which in turn results in firing squads. Hello China, hello Soviet Union."

jeff & eddie, FileFront Gaming Forum 64 Comments [5/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 25276

Last night while I was in bed watching TV, (I'm the only one in the room.) from the corner of my eye I saw something like it was bent down, go across my sisters bed. Not on it, but at the end of the bed. I jumped and went against the wall, (My sister was sleeping with my mom) so anyway, I turned on the light that is by my bed on a table, and it was totally gone. So I ran into the living room and I fell asleep on the couch....
One side of me knew it was a demon, the other side didn't know....The weird part was, as I got on my sisters bed to get a better look, the demon looked up at me and he left.

He had black hair, he was a black color, he was icky.

_-Sarah-_, CBH 49 Comments [5/16/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Stique

Quote# 25277

The Christian mind is an open mind. Christians entertain all the following theories:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Creationism
-Young earth creationism
-Gap (old earth) creationism
-Progressive creationism
-Theistic evolution
-Intelligent design

The atheist entertains
-atheistic evolution.

Conclusion. The atheistic mind is a closed mind, a constrained mind.

scarlets79, CARM 53 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Matt

Quote# 25248

(Women are repsonsible when they make the decisions to bring WANTED children in the world when they know that they can and will take proper care of them.)

I wear condoms, and try to make sure my partner is on the pill. If somebody gets pregnant then I realize I will have a childt o take care of. And if she aborts my baby I will kill the bitch.

(You're a pig. This just shows that the life of WOMEN mean nothing to you - all the more reason why if you ever did anything like this (godforbid) I wish you life in prison, and endless ass rape. Maybe when you're forced to be somebody's "bitch" you'll have a bit more respect for the sex discrimination women face from assholes like you)

Don't wanna get pregnant...don't fuck. It is that simple, that is how life goes. Don't place the bet if you can't pay the debt. Fuck them. They will not be the first people broke from making a bad choice. Why can't I tell a woman, I cant afford a child with my drinking habit..just kill that little fucker so we can party. That is what you are saying.

Rahk, Myspace 39 Comments [5/15/2007 12:00:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Winston Jen