Quote# 27323

Why wouldn't a formal policy of religious conversion, "de-Islamatization" if you will, work for a U.S. president that's got the guts, vision, leadership and ability to do it?

Ellis Washington, WorldNetDaily 42 Comments [7/16/2007 10:20:21 PM]
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Submitted By: The Watcher

Quote# 27284

Mugabe is long overdue for assassination. Screw the laws and protocols. He needs killin'. He and his thugs reduced a thriving nation to desolation. It's time for a little wet work.

DoctorDoom, FreeConervatives 59 Comments [7/16/2007 6:25:34 PM]
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Quote# 27251

If evolution were real, that would mean God was a liar.

So, if God were a liar, there would be NOTHING. No earth, no stars, no us, no nothing.

Bro. Randy, Teens-4-Christ 65 Comments [7/16/2007 6:22:06 PM]
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Quote# 27327

"Democracy is a Satanic ideology used to make men hate authority that is above themselves."

semiomniscient, Mindsay 42 Comments [7/16/2007 5:50:29 PM]
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Quote# 27253

"Recently my friend brought his dog (a boy dog) over to my house. I too have a dog that is a boy. I thought it would be fun for them to meet. Lord, I wish I'd never done that. My dog tried to... umm... "lie with" my friend's dog. In fact, I think they actually made love, because they were together a long time before my friend finally brought the water hose and we squirted them apart.

I've asked Jesus to forgive me for owning such a sinful beast. Since I could not explain the nature of sin to my dog, Jesus laid it on my heart to have my dog put to sleep, so it would not continue a sinful lifestyle.

So today I noticed that the new Facebook gift is a puppy in a box and I'm really sad because my dog is dead. Has anyone else had to deal with something like this?

PS - some of my liberal friends think I shouldn't have put my dog to sleep. IDK, what do u guys think?"

Horatio Foxwood III, Facebook 87 Comments [7/16/2007 1:13:54 PM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: Fili

Quote# 27326

Smoking causes Cancer. Therefore, smoking is banned in many places buy the Government.

Homosexual behavior spreads AIDS. Therefore, behavior is protected by the Government.

No, I don't see any hypocrisy. /sarc

Cowboy Bob , Cowboy Bob 44 Comments [7/16/2007 12:43:19 PM]
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Quote# 27308

Heaven will be so joyous I almost shudder thinking about it. Heaven will like a constant full body orgasm except not sexual.

Jmanfan, Yahoo Answers 54 Comments [7/16/2007 11:55:00 AM]
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Quote# 27317

A Secret Doctrine found in certain ancient Kabbalistic texts reveals that there is a LIMITED NUMBER OF SOULS. God only creates a certain number–less than three billion total. The Earth is not supposed to bear the burden of more than three billion people. We were supposed to control our impulses and keep our population in check, well under that mark. Three billion souls were created and kept waiting in a spiraling limbo which I call Soul Delivery Holding Pattern. They were delivered as new people were created–but then the supply ran out! God refuses to create more than three billion souls!

So the other three billion people who have been born are WITHOUT SOULS!

Warning! The Soulless Will BLOW UP the ENSOULED! A shortage of Souls will Lead to the End of World!

THAT is why there are so many psychokillers, child molesters, internet predators, child porn purveyors, porn spammers, Nigerian con game spammers, people killing their children, people SELLING THEIR CHILDREN FOR FOOD MONEY in other countries, people not feeding their children, people leaving them tied up in rooms for weeks at a time till some shocked neighbor stumbles on them; that is why there could be the Holocaust and the genocides in Serbia and Rwanda and the Sudan. That is why there are crazy religious fundamentalists pushing their Jihads down people’s throats. That is why people talk other people into being suicide bombers. That is why there are so many casinos, all run by soulless people, and scam artists stealing from elderly people. That is why there are so many people who pollute the world without caring about what happens then. Because the people doing these things HAVE NO SOULS.


Paulus McCartneyus, http://www.signsofwitness.com 51 Comments [7/16/2007 11:47:11 AM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: gorenography

Quote# 27305

I would be willing to bet that alot of people would not be as irritated at gay marriage of the gays would just stop forcing down our throats all the time. Live your life how you want, just keep it private. If you smear it all over the media, then people will get upset about it. Stop trying to force the majority to accept your way of life. I personally feel that homosexual relations is wrong and is not the way nature intended since it does nothing to sustain the species. However, I feel that people should be able to do what makes them happy as long as it does not affect anyone else. It really aggravates me to keep hearing about how gays are demanding the same rights and benefits as heterosexual couples. Those rights and benefits are in place because the heterosexual family structure is a key necessity of the human race. If you choose to live outside that scructure, fine, just don't expect the rest of us to give in to your demands or accept your way of life.


Capital Punishment Stops Crime, WRAL.com 27 Comments [7/16/2007 11:41:28 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: amyg113

Quote# 27316

Atheists as people might not be demons, but their belief system of no God gives demons authority to operate thru them. Those who don't have the seal of the Holy Spirit are being used by demons to persecute God's children.



Driver, The Resistance Manifesto 30 Comments [7/16/2007 11:40:10 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 27277

Yes please... Your homework assignment is to find out why the descendents of Ishmael's seed will always be at war with the world. Had you "read" more rather than spouting off ignorant questions you would have found it! I'll give you a couple of hints, there is a well know best seller called the BIBLE. If you don't care to read that then maybe you could try some previous threads here in this forum.

The_Elucidator, FreeConervatives 26 Comments [7/16/2007 7:20:40 AM]
Fundie Index: 6

Quote# 27306


Question... How does anyone know that our Sun burns Hydrogen? Was a prob sent to the Sun to collect data? Is there a lab on the Sun that I’ve not heard of? How can anyone state with such certainty what the Sun does or does not burn with the limited knowledge we actually have about the Sun?


EndWelfareToday, Free Republic 46 Comments [7/16/2007 7:14:23 AM]
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Quote# 27288

[Understood.
At Adam and Eve, the first humans with souls. Around the time when He put them in the garden.
At the fall when Adam and Eve disobeyed God.]

So Adam and Eve were the first man and woman in the "evolution" process? Can you back that up in scripture?

Also, why was this not included in Darwin's book? He was a Christian at one time. So why would he leave this out?

Added: So here I show that not only does the bible not support this. But Darwin's book does not support this.

Ikester7579, Evolution Fairytale Forum 19 Comments [7/16/2007 7:06:54 AM]
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Quote# 27307

GOD MUST KILL satan and his demons NOW... SO THAT THE PAIN, SUFFERINGS, DISTRESS, MISERIES, TROUBLES, AND SORROWS WILL "STOP"...ESPECIALLY FOR THE SAKE OF ALL THE BEAUTIFUL YOUNG CHILDREN, BEFORE THEY CORRUPT THEM ALL. THIS IS MUCH BIGGER THAN WHAT HUMAN HANDS CAN HANDLE OR DO... WORLD JOY, PEACE, AND JUSTICE CAN ONLY COME WITH GOD THE FATHER.S KINGDOM WITH JESUS CHRIST AS OUR LEADER, RULER, AND GREAT KING. THANKYOU...

NORMAND , Topix 41 Comments [7/16/2007 7:06:48 AM]
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Quote# 27314

I had a rather interesting thought today, atleast interesting to me. God shortened our lives by many many years, as we now are usually in a low percentile to live to 100 years of age. It amazed me to think of how many children our 'mothers' had when they lived for hundreds of years, especially if only waiting a year and a half or 2 years between each child like some are doing today (until they feel they have enough kids!) If we still lived that long, the last days would have had to been sometime ago in considering how many more people there would be on the earth! The sin rate/level would have already been worse than in Noah's day. The world would have already had to have been destroyed!

Praise God for His plan and the awesome little parts of it that we don't even think about!

SeekingtoserveYHWH, Christian Forums 32 Comments [7/16/2007 7:06:47 AM]
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Quote# 27318

The people in this country may be diverse, but only one God exists-- and Jesus is not of Middle Eastern descent.

E J Broomell, One News Now 71 Comments [7/16/2007 7:06:46 AM]
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Quote# 27301

Throughout the history Satan Rushdie is the longest lived among the blasphemers – this is highly irritating!!!

Abishahud , Paktribune Forums  24 Comments [7/16/2007 7:04:08 AM]
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Quote# 27322

A Cypress man charged in the death of a Southwest Airlines flight attendant said Saturday that he was doing God's work when he went to a Montrose-area bar last month, hunting for a gay man to kill.

"I believe I'm Elijah, called by God to be a prophet," said 26-year-old Terry Mark Mangum, charged with murder June 11. " ... I believe with all my heart that I was doing the right thing."

Interviewed in the Brazoria County Jail Saturday morning, Mangum said he feels no remorse for killing 46-year-old Kenneth Cummings Jr., whom relatives described as a "loving" son who never forgot a holiday and a devoted uncle who had set up college funds for his niece and nephew. He worked at Southwest for 24 years.

Mangum, who described himself as "definitely not a homosexual," said God called on him to "carry out a code of retribution" by killing a gay man because "sexual perversion" is the "worst sin

Mangum, who described himself as "definitely not a homosexual," said God called on him to "carry out a code of retribution" by killing a gay man because "sexual perversion" is the "worst sin."

Mangum believed Cummings to be gay.

"I planned on sending him to hell," he said.



Terry Mark Mangum, Chron 49 Comments [7/16/2007 7:03:32 AM]
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Quote# 27265

Richard Dickwawd he is Stupid Poop, Caca head, Guwano face, Raveoli Maccaroni, meat dog, Dipshit, SaurCunt, chili whenie, booger roast, lard underpit, stinky skunk, pee U like funk, Ugly beast from the east, Nobody CARES what he thinks, He's a lier underfire, WHERE! with Lucifur that's were he is. Man lost in his own illusions from ignorance! British or England he talks jibberesh. I agree 100% with Kent Hovind he's innocent he's holy. Soon God will come near and all this will be over.

HiFiFoxxy, YouTube 87 Comments [7/16/2007 7:03:28 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Danny

Quote# 27282

The Palesterrorists are savages, barbarians. Only one thing will end their evil: annihilation.

DoctorDoom, FreeConervatives 45 Comments [7/16/2007 7:03:27 AM]
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Quote# 27271

To Leftists, peace is when all opposing political views are silenced permanently... The means justifies the ends... No action is a sin if it ultimately brings about the Communist agenda...

This "woman" (if indeed woman she is) is only showing her true colors to like members of her species... Such is the stuff that the Nobel Prizes are made of...

We are in fact in a monumental global struggle between those who would promote freedom and liberty, and those who would cage us and police our thoughts and our lives...


Lazarus, FreeConervatives 18 Comments [7/16/2007 7:02:30 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 27248

DUMP "NATURAL FAMILY PLANNING"

Get rid of it. Have the children, if that's what happens! You'll both enjoy sex MUCH MORE!

...needless to say, I'm not a big fan of "NFP"...

Jean_Marie, Catholic Answers Forum 27 Comments [7/16/2007 7:02:03 AM]
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Quote# 27272

I see the religion of "tolerance" is once again at it's finest by threatening Christians.
Yup, extermination seems to be a proper solution.

Beowulf, FreeConervatives 24 Comments [7/16/2007 6:58:09 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Abysses

Quote# 27264

I think have a deeper understanding why so many children died in the tsunami.. the area had and has a great majority that are Muslims,,if they were to grow up in the area they would almost surely became a Muslim and thus be lost for eternity...as the atheists are...I read that soo many died as a mercy from GOD..

CHRISTinCheryl, Rapture Ready 18 Comments [7/16/2007 2:31:02 AM]
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Submitted By: Christopher Lee

Quote# 27299

on the subject of children and atheism (sorry im veering off the subject a little)....After reading a prophetic book about the Big Tsunami and how many children died..I know its sooo sad to hear of kids dying....I think have a deeper understanding why so many children died in the tsunami.. the area had and has a great majority that are Muslims,,if they were to grow up in the area they would almost surely became a Muslim and thus be lost for eternity...as the atheists are...I read that soo many died as a mercy from GOD..I never thought about this before but I understood completely and it clicked in my Spirit when I read this...Better to die as a child and live forever with JESUS than to grow up and reject JESUS and be sent to Hell!! HE has the foreknowledge of that happening...the ones that died so young were under the age of accountability( no I dont know what age it is) and thus they would directly into the arms of JESUS!!

CHRISTInCheryl, Rapture Ready 33 Comments [7/15/2007 10:54:30 PM]
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