Quote# 29053

EVOLUTION is the secularization of Christian spirituality. It repesents the dumbing down of faith to the point of non-existance. The economy of the United States is being destroyed by industrial spendthrifts who would rather pay higher taxes, import tarrifs, and export fees (all at the expense of the American worker), so they can get cheap labor and lead painted products.

One doesn't have to know anything about evolution in order to be either a physician, an industrialist, or a technician. All one needs is drive, curiosity, and love of others. These are not taught in any science class on "evolution." Being a dumb chimp relative, just might be.


LittleNipper , foru.ms 19 Comments [9/17/2007 12:59:07 PM]
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Submitted By: David

Quote# 29054

An art teacher removed from the classroom for encouraging pupils not to eat meat vowed Monday not to return to Fox River Grove Middle School until it eliminates milk and all other animal products from the lunch menu.

Dave Warwak, 44, also said he plans to ask the McHenry County state's attorney to file child-endangerment charges against the school district because the school continues to promote milk and other animal products as part of a healthy diet.

Dave Warwak, ChcagoTribune 56 Comments [9/17/2007 12:58:43 PM]
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Quote# 29071

Where are all those half apes like neanderthales or whatever. You never see one alive. There are about 7 billion humans on earth and nowhere a living neanderthal or austalopithicus to be found. All exterminated by man they say.
Very convenient ofcourse.

karpus, FACTNet 34 Comments [9/17/2007 12:32:30 PM]
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Quote# 29059

Burning evil books is a beautiful thing. Purging evil is a very good thing.

We need a lot more book burnings. Here are the top 5.

1. ) The satanic bible.

2. ) The communist manifesto.

3. ) Mein Kampf.

4. ) Every and all things dealing with the nasty lie of evolution.

5. ) harry potter, all things pertaining to.

We'll start here and work our way down the food chain of evil. Let's get the fires started!!!

I have the first match!!!

ShieldOFaith, Foru.ms (formerly Christian Forums) 87 Comments [9/17/2007 12:31:22 PM]
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Quote# 29072

well its obvious you do not understand the severity of sin as I can tell from your post..Everyone on earth has the free will to except Christ or not. Jesus said I am the truth, the way and the life. Without justice how can there be mercy? You take away the justice from God and God isn't God anymore. By a damned sinner going to heaven would impede on God's justice.

The countrys that the 2004 tsunami was on were many countrys who severely persecuted christians. In fact that area is where some of the worst persecution is of christians(Thailand, Sri, Indonesia)..that area alone is responsible for the deaths of millions of christians. So when I see something like that happen, I am not in the least bit surprised..

Renton405, foru.ms 29 Comments [9/17/2007 11:46:26 AM]
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Quote# 29041

Ph there are so many!

"Example: Let us suppose I find some historical object in India and move to USA to show their. On my way, I am killed and the object is lost in Egypt (say). Now some other historian will find that and claim that the object belongs to an Egyptian civilization. Thus, original place of these objects are not trustworthy."

"Scientists conclude on the basis of 2, 3 observations which are quite insignificant to conclude such a big theory."

"According to this theory, evolution makes organisms better. So, humans should have long span of life, stay more healthy, less sickness, more activeness etc. However, this prediction is totally opposite to what is observed. A research becomes a theory only when it predicts something correctly."

"If evolution is to make things better, then why are those organisms surviving from which others evolved? Darwin’s immediate forefather, monkey is still surviving. Why?"

"C-dating method to predict age of dead matter is not accurate and trustworthy. Can it calculate the life of a human died a month ago? "

Mithanshu Garg, Quest for Wisdom 30 Comments [9/17/2007 5:57:16 AM]
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Submitted By: Anil Gulecha

Quote# 29045

" "Marriage" is indeed an important historical development describing the union of a man and a woman - and it is self evident that for the general health of society it must be kept that way. However, the concept of "civil unions" is a viable one as it promotes personal responsibility. In the end, the probable scientific reality is that homosexuality (no matter how desperately one tries to put a positive spin on it) is most likely a neurologically based biological anomaly our society must accept until it it is one day more fully understood. More than likely it will eventually be corrected in the womb - probably by genetic methods - just as a tendency toward diabetes or heart disease or cancer will be. "

Campbellin Seattle, siouxcityjournal.com 31 Comments [9/16/2007 11:51:26 PM]
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Quote# 29055

Where did I ever say that women pastors are whores? We all can be whores in God's eyes both men and women when we depart from the clear teachings of the Word of God. God calls the final church of the final apostasy THE GREAT WHORE. This church is being built before your very eyes. The next big push of this apostate whorish church is the ordination of women. Who is resisting it?

The churches are filled with rock and roll, Christians are getting tattooed and following the teachings of witchcraft(Harry Potter). Go over to the teen forum and look. They have a thread on nude beaches and 80% of them see nothing wrong with it! Where is the preaching against sin? Do you think women pastors will preach against sin when their very presence in the pulpit is a sin and great rebellion against God's clear command:

14:34 Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience as also saith the law.
14:35 And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.
14:36 What? came the word of God out from you? or came it unto you only?
14:37 If any man think himself to be a prophet, or spiritual, let him acknowledge that the things that I write unto you are the commandments of the Lord.

Did Paul hate women for saying this? Does God hate women for commanding it? God forbid! But the fact is that the world is invading the church, and feminism is satan's great push right now. Are you more offended by my preaching against rebellion than the fact that "christians" see nothing wrong with public nudity? What's next, "christian" strippers, "christian" astrologers, "christian" pornography"? Where does it all end? Babylon and the judgement of God, that's where.

johnlf, Foru.ms 35 Comments [9/16/2007 11:51:20 PM]
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Submitted By: Tea

Quote# 29046

Science is knowledge gained by observation, with experimentation, and documentation. Therefore evolution has to be taken by faith, which makes it a religion. There is evidence for micro evolution- the adaptation to climate. but as for macro evolution, cosmic evolution, stellar evolution, chemical evolution, etc., these have no evidence and are therefore a religion

michael m, Yahoo Answers 49 Comments [9/16/2007 11:51:03 PM]
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Quote# 29048

[LittleNipper's response to: "Creationism is dangerous. I know we've gone around and around about this before. But it's dangerous because it teaches children to lie. It teaches children that the god they believe in is a deceiver and it teaches people that belief is more important that facts."]

EVOLUTION is dangerous. It teaches the impressionable that there only exists natural explanations for everything that happens. It is presented as faultless fact discovered through man's abilities. It is taught without consideration of any other interpretations of the data. It is presented without classroom experimentation or general debate.

LittleNipper, foru.ms 23 Comments [9/16/2007 11:50:47 PM]
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Quote# 29035

There is no such thing as Global Warming. Everything is already planned, and someone knows what is in the future. And its not a fortune teller.


rmeway, AOL news 28 Comments [9/16/2007 11:33:25 PM]
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Submitted By: Noah

Quote# 29047

Here are my Four Biblical Refutations Against Evolution:

1. NOT ENOUGH TIME.
- The Bible portrays this universe as having been in existence for approximately 6100 years. This is much too short a time for evolution to work.

2. GOD'S CREATION LEFT NO ROOM FOR IMPROVEMENT.
- Six times in Genesis 1, God pronounces his Creation "good". Then He steps back and pronounces the whole thing "very good".
- Evolution, on the other hand, demands room for improvement.

3. THERE WAS NO DEATH IN GENESIS ONE.
- The Bible portrays death as an enemy of God.

1 Corinthians 15:26
The last enemy that shall be destroyed is death.

- Evolution, on the other hand, works by leaving a trail of death behind.

4. JESUS TAUGHT CREATION.

Mark 10:6
But from the beginning of the creation God made them male and female.

Mark 13:19
For in those days shall be affliction, such as was not from the beginning of the creation which God created unto this time, neither shall be.

- Jesus takes Genesis One literally --- in fact --- He wrote it.

AV1611VET, Foru.ms 34 Comments [9/16/2007 11:31:36 PM]
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Quote# 29049

Bigotry and hatred would, for the most part, be extinct in just a few short generations IF we outlawed religion. Unfortunately this filthy disease has managed to worm its way into the general population and even to the heights of government.

Take arms brothers and sisters.
Unite in our struggle against these criminal retards.
Burn a church, kill a priest, slay the faithful til the streets are swept clean.
For until we exterminate these scumbags and filthmerchants our children, our freedom and our way of life will ALWAYS be at risk!

This young man is just one example of an ever increasing trend towards fundementalism.
He will be hung up on a hook and have his skin removed with toothpicks if I am ever elected grand chieftan of all things commonsense.



These times of 'my imaginary friend has a bigger dick than your imaginary friend' will NEVER end if we stand by and do nothing.

Let us rejoice in the death of religion. Let us warm ourselves by the firelight of churches, SINagogues and mosques. Shout out in joy as to drown out the cries of pain from the religious right.

Fight fire with fire. Destroying fundementalism will take fundementalism of a more extreme nature. Kill the unborn of the religious right and live in a happier healthier tomorrow.

Ben, MySpace 84 Comments [9/16/2007 11:25:20 PM]
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Quote# 29023

(Matt Marriott, the world's busiest End Times Prophet, tells us that the sun revolves around a fixed Earth, all science is a satanic mockery, and the Theory of Relativity is an Illuminati deception. Now take a second to let that all sink in)

Astronomy: sun, moon and planets as God showed us ever since Day 1

Earth, Sun, Moon, other planets and moons - the TRUE STORY, revealed first
Facts about the skies, known ever since Day 1 vs. the Heliocentric BIG LIE
In the beggining people knew the Truth, visible to naked eyes by gazing into the skies, i.e. Geocentrism:
- moon, sun and planets orbit the earth;
- earth and moon do not rotate.
One of the obvious signs of God for the perfect Harmony of Creation and for the special role Earth and Humans had, were total solar eclipses.

Then the illuminati begun fooling people into believing the opposite, i.e. Heliocentrism, the mockery of the Truth:
- earth and planets orbit the sun;
- moon and earth rotate.

Short after that, God allowed people, by letting them use telescopes, discover that in fact:
- the sun rotates;
- the other planets rotate;
- the moons of the other planets rotate.

So the only visible planet or moon that does not rotate was our moon, a sign to help people understand the illuminati deception.

Facts about God, known ever since Day 1 vs. the Evolution BIG LIE
Then (1) the illuminati begun fooling people into believing the greatest of all the lies they ever created, Evolution, the mockery of God (2).
Very short after that, God allowed people, by letting them discover the dinosaurs, see that other worlds had existed on Earth before.
Later God allowed people, by letting them discover more about the dinosaurs, that in fact would Earth rotate that would be the end of their world.

(Also see http://www.blogger.com/profile/16311500960166190901 for a further small sampling of more Matt Marriott illucidity)

Matt Marriott,  Sun, Moon and Planets as God showed us ever since Day 1 34 Comments [9/16/2007 11:24:33 PM]
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Quote# 29038

(In the fantastic world of Believe It!, by definition, homosexuals are liberals)

Republicans seem to be facing an epidemic of closet perverts coming out and showing their true colors at the party's expense. Craig, who was caught trying to solicit gay sex then tried to get out of it by making up bogus excuses that no one would believe. Worst part of it is, he's married. Such a thing as this is the ultimate betrayal, not only to his country, his state, his people, but to his family and his wife. He is a sneaking tail dragging cur, and we should do with him what we do with all RINO of this party.

Now, you're innocent until proven guilty, but I really think he is guilty. I hope he isn't, but then again I hoped he wouldn't have been a few other things. He's a liberal in a republican's suit. So if he is guilty then I say...

CRUCIFY HIM!!!

Believe It!, Naruto Forums 24 Comments [9/16/2007 11:23:59 PM]
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Quote# 29039

True atheist pray all the time, they just deny it. Now thats Denial.

Ace of spades, Yahoo Answers R&S 55 Comments [9/16/2007 11:22:53 PM]
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Quote# 29032

[response to thread entitled "Jesus Freaks piss me off"]
"Wait til God gets in your face.... you won't even remember these people..... choose Jesus and live, choose ANYTHING else and die.... you have a choice, make it a good one."

RockerDude, LiveWire Teen Forums 29 Comments [9/16/2007 7:09:14 PM]
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Quote# 29040

While it would be nice if we could set up deceptions to fool people into the Church, and I suspect it's been tried... I doubt the value of it long term. We would have a bunch of people in the Church who are gullible.

Woody Brison, alt.religion.mormon 49 Comments [9/16/2007 3:53:33 PM]
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Quote# 29006

(Self-described Catholic fascist Kohl dreams wistfully of being persecuted, as the early Christians were)

[I wish John Paul II was still alive, that way when you showed up and started spouting this nonsense he could have smacked you with his ring hand.]

that hurts my feelings, you dont think Benedict would smack me then?

I agree i am staying in the country currently to suffer under the secularism and reletivism i would like nothing more then to be persecuted like the early Christians.

kohl, Myspace 28 Comments [9/16/2007 3:20:05 PM]
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Quote# 28996

Biology teaches “heredity & variation” - i.e. built-in limits. Science teaches that variation is limited; that is what we see in real biology. Evolution though teaches unlimited variation over time, and that heredity can be violated.

At each step of the way evolution violates science.

At each step of the way creation is in sync with science.

A creationist can predict that we live in an orderly universe - and we do! It was designed.

An evolutionist has faith to believe that nothing exploded into something for no reason, and oh yeah, gravity invented itself for no reason, and don’t forget the laws governing light, momentum, thermodynamics, etc. You see, at each step evolution defies science. Devout evolutionists deny the Creator’s power because she or he badly wants to ignore His laws regarding our lives and our morals.

An evolutionist (to be consistent with his faith) should predict that we live in a disordered unlawful universe

Editor, CSE blogs 29 Comments [9/16/2007 3:19:40 PM]
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Quote# 28995

[In response to a YouTube video of a person taking the Blasphemy Challenge]

lol. you extreme left wing liberal, you deserve no place in the society that christianity and rational human beings have created. go eat some fucking grass you vegan bitch. oh and btw, according to evolution meat stimulates brain growth, thats why homo robustus died out. so chew on that science fucktard. i can only hope that you will die before you reach voting age.you are a perfect example of why we could reimpose the inquisition...

Crusader11089 , YouTube 37 Comments [9/16/2007 3:11:24 PM]
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Submitted By: Captain Janeway

Quote# 29025

The God of Abraham is the only real God. If you don't believe in him then you can't be called a real theist.

David Deas, total war forums 28 Comments [9/16/2007 12:56:02 PM]
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Submitted By: wautd

Quote# 29031

[Wow. Just wow. Lie for Jesus Award?]
Fossilized human footprints beside fossilized dinosaur footprints have been rejected at first glance by scientists already. They have made it clear that any evidence that may prove them wrong is not to be considered by anyone. There just is no convincing them. Dinosaur bones are also rejected by all radiocarbon dating testers out of hand simply because they don't think there can be any C-14 in them. So to get them tested scientists had to lie and say they were chicken bones or something. When the bones were tested it showed that they dated back to only about 5,000 to 6,000 years. Which matches the Bible, which documents the existence of dinosaurs.

Believe It!, NarutoForums 34 Comments [9/16/2007 10:55:55 AM]
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Submitted By: Necronomikron

Quote# 29017

[In response to the claim "law implies a lawmaker" begs the question just as badly as Kirk Cameron's "Creation implies a Creator"]

"What testable evidence do you have to contradict that laws have lawmakers? None. Thus, it is logical that the laws of nature had a lawmaker making Kirk Cameron a genius and you still have nothing but blind atheism :)"

equalsexes, YouTube 23 Comments [9/16/2007 7:38:20 AM]
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Quote# 29026

In my ever closer walk with LORD Jesus Christ, HE keeps me completely well :-)

It is now time to discard Darwin's stillborn theory of evolution and accept the truth, Who is GOD:

** Law of Creation of the Species**

When it pleases GOD, Creator of the universe, HE causes mutations and rearrangements in DNA to occur in cells to create new species.

Many thanks, much praise, and all the glory to GOD for HIS guiding me to write this.

Laus Deo !

Andrew B. Chung, MD/PhD, alt.atheism 33 Comments [9/16/2007 2:23:56 AM]
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Submitted By: Patashu