FSTDT Quotes for March 2008

Quote# 36316

[In a discussion about revisions to scientific theory vs. literal adherence to scripture]

That is why there is no room for theories in science.

John Smith, Amazon.com Science Forums 42 Comments [3/16/2008 1:22:20 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Jim H.

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Quote# 36296

K Riest, what you said is nothing short of blasphemy!

I can only say that you are lucky God offers people like you limitless chances to change, but there is no more hope after death. If it were after me, I'd kill all who oppose and defy me... but that is exactly what a human would do, not a being that is beyond this.

God is capable of anything, so placing a baby in a virgin woman is nothing, no big deal for him...

frost4z4, Ikariam Board 48 Comments [3/16/2008 12:35:56 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: antichrist

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Quote# 36297

Theists that are evolutionists have chosen the STUPIDnatural, lazy god over the SUPERnatural all-powerful, all-knowing God. There are just as deluded as atheists. And
please, please show me one "biblical literalist" that BELIEVES in evolution.

mickey, www.carm.org 41 Comments [3/16/2008 12:23:16 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Lola Flores

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Quote# 36304

This confuses "creation" with a plant growing. The plants were already in existance prior to this, the verse simply states they hadn't sprouted. Second, you'll note in the description above it completely ignores the fact that plants were created prior to the sun, moon and stars. Plants: Day 3. Sun, Moon, stars: Day 4.

David JB, www.carm.org 26 Comments [3/16/2008 9:06:34 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Lola Flores

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Quote# 36320

Atheists don't have a church they can join for fellowship, friends, sports, bible readings, bingo, coffee and donuts, education, etc. There are not Atheists organizations that help out the poor, homeless, sick, disabled, hungry, and others less fortunate. When you look at an Atheist organization, most likely than not they are filing civil suits against Religions and trying to get Religious things removed from the public. Not seeing that Religious organizations help out the community. For example the Cub Scouts have a Scouting for Food program, but the ACLU and Atheist Organizations filed civil suits to get the Cub Scouts out of public schools because the Cub Scouts mentions duty to God in their pledge. But because of that the Cub Scouts cannot recruit as many boys to help out in the Scouting for Food program and as a result Fire Stations and Food Pantries only get 50% to 35% of the canned food they used to stock up on thanks to the Cub Scouts for collecting it for them. Now homeless and hungry and poor people go without food, thanks to the ACLU and Atheist Organizations kicking the Cub Scouts out of public places.

OrionBlaster, Christdot 53 Comments [3/16/2008 6:49:46 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: Galle

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Quote# 36321

(The following is only the beginning of a rather misinformed rant)

We turned to science for answers and now science is turning on us. Vaccines have caused many viruses to mutate and now we have super viruses, many people are getting hit with plagues. This is the horseman of pestilence. Food got genetically modified by gene splicing or grown hormones, but now GM wheat makes up 85% of our wheat and has gone bad as it mutated and cattle had growth hormones applied to them which also went bad and now we have beef recalls. We will soon have a food shortage and prices will go up and people will starve. This is the horseman of famine.

OrionBlastar, Christdot 47 Comments [3/16/2008 6:00:13 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

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Quote# 36298

Evolutionists are science communists. They rule over science and have tricked the public at large, including judges, that science can only be done the way they say it can be done.

mickey, www.carm.org 48 Comments [3/15/2008 8:36:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By: Lola Flores

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Quote# 36314

People can dance, the Question is, is this Act permitted in Islam? and the answer is No.

Dancing , like singing ridiculous songs, leads people into a state of frenzied ecstasy, such Pointless absurd acts are not permitted in Islam.

Prevention is better than Cure.

Raziel, Ummah 56 Comments [3/15/2008 8:10:24 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Skavau

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Quote# 36334

*a man is jailed for forcing his daughter to kill the family cat*

A FATHER should have the right to decide how to teach his children. In times past children belonged to fathers and his will and his decision was respected by law. Now we have the gynocracy overlooking all Fathers and arresting them for "abuse" or whatever lies the nanny state can spew.

Maybe we don't think girls should be taught to kill. Maybe we would have made a different choice for our children. But we need to respect fathers and the father's rights to HIS family. It's HIS place to decide what is right for HIS daughter. It is not our place to tell the next father over what to do or not do with HIS children.

We can't have it both ways. We either support FATHERS rights or state gynocracy rights. I'm on the side of FATHERS rights.

In my opinion the blue gun thugs who arrested and caged the man should spend 20 years in their own hell for wrongly interfering with a FATHER and HIS children, and for criminal brutalizing and caging of a father.

bobx23456, Man forces girl to stab cat 108 Comments [3/15/2008 4:32:33 PM]
Fundie Index: 14

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Quote# 36286

So if atheists want to be treated as intelligent adults, then they need to start speaking from knowledge rather than ignorance. They also need to stop making foolish & contradictory statements with no proof for them.That's a sure way to look foolish. Otherwise, there are
only 3 options when dealing with atheists:

1) Coddle them like children in elementary school

2) Tell them their contradictions are not contradictions & that they are smart, rational people for making contradictory statements

3) Treat them as intelligent adults who are lying through their teeth

4) Ignore them all together.

carico, www.carm.org 69 Comments [3/15/2008 4:25:35 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Lola Flores

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Quote# 36301

The day I see gay homosexual squirrls frolicking in the park is the day I will accept gay homosexulality in any form.

[same person, in response to someone else]
Regarding your comment, I did google "gay animals" So what if idiots translate girafes rubing thier genitles together as homosexual animal acts. Personally I believe the but of one girafe butt itched & it used another girafe as a rubbing spot to stop th itch... Bottom line: You see what you want to see! HOW IS THAT FOR SMART INTELIGENT?

Yaggie, Tulsa Web Comments 62 Comments [3/15/2008 4:24:41 PM]
Fundie Index: 13
Submitted By:

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Quote# 36285

Yah... the Theory of Evolutionary Origins is unadmissable to the scientific canon because it can not be observed. No beginning of the universe theory can be observed.

And species shift has never been observed either.

LegoAddict, Uru Obsession 40 Comments [3/15/2008 4:20:35 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Gadren

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Quote# 36292

Now we get to the part where you embarass the entire Darwinist community and end the debate entirely. However, since I know you weren't thinking when you said it, I'll just point it out to you and get a good laugh. "There is no one claiming one species has ever magically turned into another." Hmmm... I suppose you are right. They can't call it 'magic' because that would imply something supernatural. They call it "evolution," but it still reeks of the same dishonesty. Why would you make a statement that completely and utterly undermines your entire campaign against Ben Stein and Fundies? If "no species ever magically turned into another" then we all came to be exactly as we are and only microevolution refined us. The only way we could have come to be exactly as we are is if we were CREATED this way. This would require a CREATOR and thus CREATIONISM or INTELLIGENT DESIGN to have a strong foothold in the discussion. Do some homework, apply some logic to your arguments and think before you speak. It'll save you the trouble of being humiliated in public.

Eli, Fundie Watch 33 Comments [3/15/2008 4:19:53 PM]
Fundie Index: 6
Submitted By:

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Quote# 36294

Really do you believe both human eyes evolved with 3d focusing... at the same time- TWO SIMULTANEOUS randomly formed eyes? The evolution theory is even more weird as each male AND female 'randomly' developed the same two type eyes, That's four SIMULTANEOUS randomly formed eyes, dual random simulataneousness/duplicated!

Michael Woese, Pharyngula 48 Comments [3/15/2008 1:38:48 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Amadán

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Quote# 36276

(you're an idiot who disagrees with 99% of the scientific community.)

If 99% of the scientific community disagrees with me, then that makes them the idiots, not me. Believe it!

And yes you can put that in your sig, because the reason why the U.S.A.'s population has gone up so much is because of illegal immigration.

Believe It!, Naruto Forums 38 Comments [3/15/2008 11:46:46 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Winston Jen

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Quote# 36282

Here's a personal story for all of you to think about.

On 11:30 pm on December 27, midway through Yule/Winter solstice, A coven or Pagans decided to visit me in the spirit while I was on the Job. I felt like all of them took really big sledge hammers and slammed me against both sides of my head at the same time. I started to sweat profusely, shake, and got very, very dizzy.

If it wasn't for the fact God gives us a promise to fight our battles for us, so that one of us can send a thousand to flight, I would be dead right now, and not writting this.

Paganism is wrong. Occultism is wrong. These evil little bastards need to be dealt with, and thank God, they are going to be gathered up soon, by the angels, and then they are going to be thrown in hell fire for their evil deeds!

Keep up the good work guys!

KOIfriend (aka whiterider), The Resistance Manifesto 69 Comments [3/15/2008 2:52:44 AM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 36274

The Center for Disease Control says 25% of American teen girls has a sexually transmitted disease: [20] But 0% of those who practice abstinence are affected.*

[Then, in small type:]
*—not counting a very small number who acquire such diseases in other ways.

Conservapedia, Conservapedia 37 Comments [3/15/2008 2:40:28 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By:

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Quote# 36269

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I watched bits and pieces of the "Simpson’s" the other day.
The episode was about the end times, and how Christians are trying to predict the Rapture. Homer tried to pinpoint the day of the rapture only to find out he was wrong. Anyways my point is that they were making fun of us "Christians" and how we believe that those who have repented of theirs sins and have a relationship with Jesus will escape the tribulation. They were saying when the rapture happens everyone will be "left below" instead of "left behind." Homer was running around telling people to repent of their sins because judgment is coming, the rapture is coming and so forth.
I don’t want to go into the full detail but i must say it was sad to see how the enemy is preparing the world for the Antichrist and how is making us believe we are fake and can not be trusted. After a non Christian sees this "rapture" episode of the Simpson’s, will most likely not take it serious when a Christian tells him/her it is the truth that judgment is coming and the rapture.

Julian4jc, RaptureReady 74 Comments [3/15/2008 1:24:33 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

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Quote# 36288

A lady had been using an underarm anti-perspirant and deodorant scented spray for about two weeks. A painful rash developed in her armpits. We cast out a spirit of anti-perspirant, pain, and probed for others without success. We spoke healing and within two days the problem had disappeared.

One may ask the question, "what gives the demons legal grounds to enter a person who uses an anti-perspirant?" (And by the way, not all people would be sensitive enough to receive anti-perspirant demons). The answer to the question is in the biology of the body and the interference with its proper functioning. Generally speaking, anything that adversely affects the Godly operation of any body part provides the necessary grounds for spirits to take up occupancy inside the individual or oppress from the outside.

Demonbuster, Deliverance Manual 96 Comments [3/14/2008 11:28:27 PM]
Fundie Index: 15
Submitted By: Lesley

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Quote# 36260

It might be worth noting that a number of scientists are extremely strong brothers and sisters. Some are proving how the biblical 7 day creation is probable, over 50 scientists have jointly written a book supporting in scientific experiment the young earth theory, scientist have....with the help of thousands of years and millions and millions of dollars...proven the existence of 10 dimensions that were foretold by a prophet well back into the OT. A number came to Christ while trying to prove the falacy of the bible. The list goes on forever.

If you are a scientist and if you are open minded and up on current science then the bible is being proven correct daily.

Ain't He grand!!

Caver, Rapture Ready 65 Comments [3/14/2008 11:18:08 PM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Sigma_89

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Quote# 36270

In the document, called Fit for Mission?, Bishop O'Donoghue wrote: "The secular view on sex outside marriage, artificial contraception, sexually transmitted disease, including HIV and Aids, and abortion, may not be presented as neutral information."

He said "so-called" safe sex was based on the "deluded theory that the condom can provide adequate protection against Aids".

And he added: "Schools and colleges must not supuseful-port charities or groups that promote or fund anti-life policies, such as Red Nose Day and Amnesty International, which now advocates abortion."

Although sex education is mandatory in all secondary schools, Bishop O'Donoghue insisted that in every lesson - even science classes - it must be taught solely in the context of "the sacrament of marriage".

Patrick O'Donoghue, This Is London 32 Comments [3/14/2008 11:12:15 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Sayna

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Quote# 36258

[Topic: Evolution]

I say it's all rubbish really. Man is how old a race? it's 2008 now... we haven't evolved at all since year 1... but humans have existed for quite some time before Jesus too... I'm just going to throw a random minimal number and say that the human race is at least 2500 years old, time in which we haven't even grown a 3rd eye

frost4z4, Ikariam.org 76 Comments [3/14/2008 6:35:29 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Victoria Reverentiarum

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Quote# 36264

Child neglect is also child abuse which is what some people do when they refuse to spank, I mean "beat" their child.

bride of christ, Rapture Ready 42 Comments [3/14/2008 5:41:26 PM]
Fundie Index: 7

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Quote# 36255

I have taught my children that many people are confused about evolution and that it is not correct to teach it at school to the kids, but even if I told the teachers, the law of the country says that evolution must remain in the syllabus. So long as it is so, then nothing I say or suggest will move them to teach creationism. You have given me an idea, perhaps all Christians around the world should petition and lobby for the teaching of evolution to be scrapped altogether and creationism taught instead at schools. Darwin who came up with the theory of evolution, himself renouced evolution and admitted that he was hugely mistaken just before he committed suicide. Why that very important piece of information has been swept under the carpet and ignored by half the world over boggles my mind completely.

DM, Yahoo! Answers 73 Comments [3/14/2008 5:39:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: TheOutsider

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Quote# 36267

[in response to "Prove it factually, without the Bible. With logic and proof."]

"The Bible is beyond the venomous grasp of "logic". and anyway, using logic is illogical."

Daniel Holum, Facebook 51 Comments [3/14/2008 5:28:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: kel

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