Quote# 43077

[Homosexuality is a sin because...]

if god wanted us to be gay, there wouldn't be any women now would there?

bigbrooklyn, NYDailyNews.com 77 Comments [7/17/2008 9:26:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 4
Submitted By: Dysperdis

Quote# 43063

What cracks me up is if atheists think, hey we live, we die...why on earth do they care so much about science anyway?

jomama, FSTDT comments 63 Comments [7/17/2008 7:23:38 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

Quote# 43058

["Which part of evolution says we evolved from rocks?"]

Not rocks, dammit...lightening hitting a mud puddle!!!!
Yep, that's how it happened. Lightening hit a mud puddle, then came dinosaurs and other weird shit like crocoducks, and then Adam and Eve. Right from that mud puddle. The puddle was in New Jersey, but Adam and Eve moved because they didn't like the neighborhood.
Yep, I believe that all right. Mud puddle. Lightning. Us.
See? Evolutionary theory made easy!

middlekk, Youtube comment 60 Comments [7/17/2008 5:14:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Mithcoriel

Quote# 43062

In addition, there will be countless multitudes of saints with Jesus in eternity. I think of the hundreds of millions of aborted babies who will be there. Satan tried to kill them all -- but he only planted them in God's kingdom! I also think of the millions of abandoned, murdered, starved children throughout the ages. Right now precious street orphans in Brazil are being murdered by police because their begging upsets the tourist trade. Officers get $25 for every such child they kill.

David Wilkerson, World Challenge Pulpit Series 52 Comments [7/17/2008 5:10:49 PM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 43070

Easy question to answer. Being gay, is the lowest form of human life, everything else is a step above. Get this... anal sex, aids and other std's, glory holes, docking, live gerbil anal toys, buttplugs and a host of other gay inventions and perversions. Even a pedophile has a definition.

Queers Inc, Yahoo Answers 61 Comments [7/17/2008 4:03:26 PM]
Fundie Index: 7
Submitted By: Jud

Quote# 43057

Since some "gay" couples are living in a make be"lie"ve marriage...why don't they go to Toy's r Us...pick up some cabbage patch dolls...and play house...rather than continue trying to strip down family values and force everyone to accept their un-natural actions? What a warped and twisted world this is becoming...society is being blindsided. Funny how all of this acceptance has just happened in the last 30 years. No one thinks of the children...just their selfish artificial needs to feel validation....shame, shame.

splang, Huffington Post (comments section) 44 Comments [7/17/2008 3:03:43 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 43052

{TITLE: Dropping nukes in the middle east is justifiable.]

THEY have made this a 'holy war'. In a 'holy war' God does the judging. The only difference is our God is real and has already judged them harshly. It's not an easy decision and not one that I would make but if we ever have a president courageous enough to take this action I would support them to the end

Dibsey, IMDb 39 Comments [7/17/2008 2:53:51 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Some_Dude

Quote# 43099

The occult timing of the release date of this film worldwide is precise with witchcraft, astrology, and Freemasonry. May 19th , 2006, is thirty-three days before the witches’ sabat of Midsummer, and the number thirty-three is the most sacred number in the secret society known as the Scottish Rite Lodge of Freemasonry. The witches’ quarter sabat of Midsummer, 2006, is also thirteen days after the full moon of the sixth month or June. We must also remember that in occult numerology as used by witches and Freemasons, the number eighteen is three sixes or 666. The movie release date of The Da Vinci Code was exactly eighteen days before the date of 06/06/06. The release date of The Da Vinci Code has Satan’s signature all over it and so does the movie itself.

David J. Meyer, Last Trumpet Ministries 43 Comments [7/17/2008 2:42:23 PM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: ozznova

Quote# 43036

*can two unmarried people live together*

If you are asking can a saved person and not saved person live together, the answer is no. It is still a sin. You are to be married or separate until marriage. The world has changed it's standards nowadays, Seeing shows like Paradise Hotel where it gives the impression that it is okay to live like this is wrong. Whatever happened to good old fashioned morals?

SuperCee, yahoo questions 42 Comments [7/17/2008 2:09:30 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 43059

Also by drinking, open doors for demons to come in and slowly take control.
Ever heard of 'The Spirit Of Addiction'?

This is exactly how these demons work, and thats also why most people can't stop smoking.

So the best thing is just to stay away from these things and walk the clean road with God!

Epelep, Flyleaffans.com 42 Comments [7/17/2008 1:11:41 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 43043

[Again about Obama... I reckon this fits in RSTDT and Fundies.]

The picture portrays their character to a t.

Michelle has always been bitter against anyone (whites) that "they said I could not do it". Just look at all her public interviews, meetings, etc. She has nothing but hate for this America that gave her everything. She sat in those same pews as Barrack did all those years, taking in the "white hate" spewed from the pulpit. That is definitely her character.

Obama is dressed as the person he truly is. Don't think that just voicing his belief in Christianity will change his true character. Believe me, this urkel obmalamadingdong is the patsy of the black muslims, black power groups, black caucus, naacp, son and so on. He is their puppet. When you see him say "we" in his speeches about "our" problems, the "we" and "our" is directed totally toward blacks. Make no mistake, this puppy will ignore what is best for America and cowtow to the black muslims, black power, factions. Good luck, America, we will need it.

cmonman, Topix 26 Comments [7/17/2008 12:46:08 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Rebellious Scot

Quote# 43040

"God was pretty useless to Mary, don't you think? She really needs a place to have his baby. She didn't even consent to have it, he dumped it on her, and he can't even give her lodging. She has to have it in a barn. Way to go, God. Can't even help the woman you dumped a baby on."

Actually, you are missing the point of the story.

Society back then did not care about women or unwed mothers -- especially women who were so poor that they had to have their baby in a barn.

The point of the story is that god still cares about you even when no one else does.

You sound like a spoiled brat if you always think that compassion means material wealth & comfort.

Should God have given her caviar and bon-bons?

ned f, God was pretty useless to Mary, don't you think? 46 Comments [7/17/2008 12:24:11 PM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 43050

[Perhaps the most extraordinary thing about this post is where it appeared. I swear, it's like a damned infestation. It's not funny anymore; it's genuinely depressing.]


Evolutionists have already convinced most of the christian world that Genesis isn't true. They have successfully attacked with their relentless theories, and scientific illusions, missing link hoaxes, slight of hand and misrepresentations. But, the real issue with evolution is that if God mad man..... and cares so greatly about what man does.....as to identify eternal consequences for his behaior, that is a serious treat to man's sinful pleasures. The theistic evolutionist (one who believes there is both god and evolution), the theistic evolutionist wants to marry-up evolution with God. He says he loves God and say he hates sin, But he actually loves God just a little.... and his academic reputation a lot. Evolution can't happen, it is impossible, it has been proven by science that it can't happen. Regardless of what you believe about origins, no man was there. When the evolutionist tells you dinosaurs ruled the earth 155 million years ago, ask them if they were there? They can't know that. Since nobody was there reimomf, at the beginning except God, nobody can comment on origins except God. God's word tells us exactly how he did it in Genesis chapter 1. Nothing in the bible has ever been proven wrong. Holy men of God wrote as they were moved by God's spirit. God's word is literally God breathed.

itsayoungearth, www.philadelphiaeagles.com 36 Comments [7/17/2008 12:20:19 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: JawMeetFloor

Quote# 43044

Under John McCain, abortions will decrease somewhat. But not enough.
I don’t want war, but war there will be provided people are motivated to continue as pro-abort.

Jeremiah, blogsforvictory 31 Comments [7/17/2008 12:14:01 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: french student

Quote# 43025

Back when I got saved in early '74, I started working in a foundary. During breaks I would go with another brother to various parts of the plant and share the gospel with all who would listen which was almost no one at all. There was this one guy who was some sort of an engineer or technician that did various tests on samples from each batch of steel. He was a very quiet and polite sort. His lab was a room in the factory. We went in there one break and asked if we could talk to him a minute. He said sure. We stepped in and closed the door and told him we'd like to talk to him about Jesus. WOOO_WHEEE! I thought he was going to chuck a piece of steel at us. Cursing! Anger! GET OUT! Ok. We left. I learned that how some folks normally are is not how they necessarily are when around just the name of Jesus.

Issachar, RaptureReady 46 Comments [7/17/2008 11:24:21 AM]
Fundie Index: 0

Quote# 43045

In the Evolution vs. Creation conflict, Evolutionists do quite well in terms of theoretical science, but fail to find empirical evidence. Evolutionists theorize that the universe, with all that it contains (space, time, matter and energy), exploded from nothing. This is contrary to the First Law of Thermodynamics. Where did space, time, matter and energy come from in the first place?

Thus, for Evolutionists, the ultimate question of Origins remains unsolved. To complicate the Evolutionary position, this original explosion of everything from nothing is unable to explain all of the complexity and fine-tuning in the universe, including cosmic "voids" and "clumps", retrograde motion of the galaxies, etc. Despite numerous problems, this explosion from nothing has been dubbed the "Big Bang" and is the accepted theory among the majority of Evolutionists.

Evolution is a very unique "science." Typically, scientists observe evidentiary data and then formulate their conclusions. Evolutionists have formulated their conclusion, and now look for the missing data.

[Chapters added]

Randall Niles, All About Creation 42 Comments [7/17/2008 11:16:36 AM]
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Submitted By: Larty

Quote# 43032

The term "fascist" sums up the "liberals" quite well.

bobx23456, For every £1 spent on mens health £8 is spent on womens 48 Comments [7/17/2008 11:12:59 AM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 43017

When I was young my parents divorced. My brother and I lived with our mom and every other weekend was visitation with our dad. Sunday would come and my brother and I would spend lots of time looking out the window looking for him to show up...often he never did.
Today I was thinking about the rapture and I realized that I'm still that little boy. Only now I looking out the window, looking for Jesus to show up, but afraid that He's not coming.
Funny how the past impacts on the present. If any of you find yourselves in this position, I'm looking out the windows too.

Brokenjar, Rapture Ready 47 Comments [7/17/2008 10:59:04 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: gretch

Quote# 43056

[Child abuse for Jesus and it's all about that song 'I kissed a Girl']

my kids wouldnt turn wild or rebellious when thye get the chance. The moment I saw something like that would be the moment they got a spanking with a belt. I guess they could go off to college and become wild and rebellious. However that wont happen either since unless they have a full ride scholarship thye will attend a local community college before going off somewhere.

it has been my experience the kids and teens who turn wild or rebellious are the ones that the parents do not spank with the belt when they need it.

WCG777, *sighs*Rapture Ready 44 Comments [7/17/2008 9:25:12 AM]
Fundie Index: 10
Submitted By: Rebellious Scot

Quote# 43026

right after my sister accepted Christ and began going to church with me. She had been a Wiccan witch and we were under serious demonic attacks. ( I won't go into details but it was real) My only advice is to listen to praise music, pray and sing out loud and never assume that you can handle it all by yourself. Our authority comes from Christ and they know it. Order any and everyone who was not invited to participate in your life...to get out of your life by the authority of Jesus Christ who died on the cross for you. It took awhile but they did leave and things have been relatively peaceful for almost a year. I still have a habit of singing at the top of my lungs that " I am a child of God" while I am cleaning house. Hope this helps...

My Abba's Child, RaptureReady 40 Comments [7/17/2008 8:15:57 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 43041

"Christians, have you personally ever converted an atheist to your religion?"

Not me, but Christ did so in my presence. It was easy for him, just opened the persons eyes to the truth.

needhelpwithmyselfimage, Religion & Spirituality 35 Comments [7/17/2008 8:14:53 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 42999

[In response to VenomFangX calling it quits.]

WHY?! NO! I have ALOT of emotions running through me right now.. I'm upset and angry and i feel like there was a lost... but WE CHRISTIANS... WE WILL PREVAIL! BUT MY FELLOW CHRISTIANS! COUNT IT AS JOY! JESUS SAID IT! WHEN THE PEOPLE MAKE UP ALL INDS OF FALSE LIES AGAINST YOU!

We are looking at a one world Governement RIGHT NOW! as we speak and Despite what Alex Jones says, it is INEVITABLE! But Remember that CHRIST is GOING TO COME BACK! and DESTROY IT!!!!

DescipleofChrist, Youtube 36 Comments [7/17/2008 8:14:23 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: WMUATimothy

Quote# 43002

[in response to TAA's latest video]

I'm not homophobic, I'm homonauseus. And I can't help it if I was born that way.

[next comment]

NO such thing as sin?? What about murder? NOt wrong? This kind of thinking is very dangerous. Charles Manson even claimed he did no wrong. If we continue in this line of thinking, we end up with no morals. Hey tj, just give up. You're wrong.

jn829, TheAmazingAtheist's YouTube video on Homosexuality 27 Comments [7/17/2008 8:12:40 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 43029

Atheist,why are you more comfy in believing that humans evolve from monkey rather than believing the concept?
of GOD create human. If human does evolve from monkey or ape, what happen to the other ape, why they fail to become human. So meaning that when you look at Chimp, Orang Utan, Gorilla and etc it reflect your ancestor and it reflect you. And how many million years of evolution does it takes for those ape/monkey to evolve into a modern human

Jedi Sapien, Yahoo Answers 37 Comments [7/17/2008 8:12:12 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Lola

Quote# 43028

Question: When an Atheist dies, do they get a funeral service or do they just get dumped in the ground?


Ignorant fundie's answer: Church service usually and the poor preacher has to say a load of crap about how good the person was and how they are now resting (yeah right)...

mg© - anti VT™ MG AM© Fundi4Life, Yahoo answers 28 Comments [7/17/2008 8:11:47 AM]
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Submitted By: gorgeoustxwoman2