Quote# 55405

(Did god have John Lennon whacked for saying the beatles were bigger than Jesus?)

God didn't whack him for the mockery but John Lennon himself chose to be sent to hell for torture. That was indeed foolish of him. His comments were Christianity will be finished by the turn of the century for Jesus is too simple. We have more followers than Christ. Well I don't follow beatles in the least that I want to go to hell.

Well beatles were supposed to mean small winged insects.

MERRY CHRISTMAS, Y!A 30 Comments [1/2/2009 11:26:13 AM]
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Quote# 55287

Obama yesterday announced Arne Duncan as his education secretary, is he the BEST man for the job?

Answer :
Oh joy,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,more homosexual agenda for the little kiddies. No problem if the kiddies cannot read as long as they are fully schooled on homosexuality.

Lydia, Yahoo Answers 34 Comments [1/2/2009 7:13:56 AM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 55383

Enemies of Israel's God...please put your seats upright, bend over and put your head between your knees, and prepare for a VERY bumpy ride...the Lord God is cursing those who curse Israel. Your only salvation from this onslaught?? Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ and thou shalt be saved!! It's way past time to change sides and team up with the King of Kings and Lord of Lords but His Spirit stills calls out to an unsaved world...HEAR HIM! Go Israel...the Lord your God loves you and will not let you be destroyed completely...He is a jealous God and will not allow your enemies to conquer your land. Praise Him and seek His face and mercy. In the precious name of Jesus, Amen. I pray for Christians all over the world and for the Holy Spirit to use us to greatly increase the Kingdom of God.

comeuphere, RR 37 Comments [1/2/2009 5:49:28 AM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: cc

Quote# 55350

Your Gods and Godesses came from Babylonian times where some sick and twisted women (Queen Semiramis) made up the false trinity.Which is Satan's eartly family...a mockery of the soon to come birth of Jesus Christ (the annointed one of God).Isis,Diana,Ishtar,Horus,N imrod...all Satans TOOLS!

zeppelin76, Youtube 41 Comments [1/2/2009 5:22:37 AM]
Fundie Index: 1
Submitted By: BigD1987

Quote# 55622

When you die, and I mean of old age, or aids, or whatever fate has in store for you,? . It's gonna be funny. really. Funny.

Why? Because hell is real.

You think you are fooling 'stupid' Christians with your sarcasm. You say God's creation is equivalent to "Magic", but you believe in the "Big Bang", (something from nothing).

Sounds a lot like creationism in another form...you stupid, pathetic, ignorant fool. Have fun in hell with your Democrat and ACLU buddies!
HAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA

AmericanKnowItAll, YouTube 58 Comments [1/2/2009 5:19:26 AM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Tom S. Fox

Quote# 55233

Right, because gay people can natural bear children and bring the next generation of humans into the world.

Oh, wait..THEY FUCKING CAN'T

Any Species that CAN NOT NATURALLY produce the next generation DIES THE FUCK OFF, that's natural fucking selection for you.

It's not a matter of religion, or of marriage, it's a simple matter of nature and homosexuality is NOT natural because nothing good comes as an end result.

Oh, and before any of you toss out the "but there are animals that are homosexual" let me ask you homosexuals out there this, do you LIKE being compared to animals?

You know, the same animals that eat their own waste, drink their own urine, kill and eat their own young, and have incestuous sex with their own offspring?

Oh, wait, this is a Furry board. Most of you probably get off on all that.

Never mind, my argument is rendered invalid because I'm dealing with fucking furries.

[Comment: Another user in the same thread said that he/she had lost his/her "asshole in a tragic blimp accident". If the comment above is any indication, they may have found it.]

Saberfang, lulz.net (NSFW) 70 Comments [1/2/2009 4:31:38 AM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 55249

Just give “single people” the same rights ( soc security benefits and pension inheritance and medical decisions given to a significant other, equality in taxation).....

and the whole rationale for gay marriage goes away!

Recovering Ex-hippie, Free Republic 29 Comments [1/2/2009 3:55:48 AM]
Fundie Index: -3
Submitted By: Space Helicopter

Quote# 55331

evolution is a LIE. research?they made most up.I'm not using it as a source but at least we found the Pool of Siloam and that PROVES that the bible is true which PROVES evolution is fake Plus, have you ever thought why people hate us, Christians so much? Why not hate buddhists HUH? why is it when we mention Christians it gets under people's skin? why is it always OUR religion?even evolutionists admit they don't have proof of evolution, and that they lost almost every debate.

KaoruKamia, YouTube 52 Comments [1/2/2009 3:29:32 AM]
Fundie Index: 9
Submitted By: Orlor

Quote# 55431

I mentioned how the proponents of Evolution were Racist, and that had a lot to do with their flawed theories form the get go. This is one of those dark little secrets that Liberal Evolutionists like to hide from the public. It saddens me to read intelligent individuals who think Evolution makes sense. It sickens me to read Christians say the same. Many believe that Evolution is very possibly the great lie that is discussed in Thessalonians about the end of time.

I would like to see discussion on Racism and Evolution. Read the links below, read Darwin's very racist comments, and then discuss.

http://www.conservapedia.com/Evolutionary_racism


http://www.geocentricity.com/c...n_evolution.pdf

TB777, Scout Forums 28 Comments [1/2/2009 3:29:05 AM]
Fundie Index: 2
Submitted By: Billywhitesh0es

Quote# 55015

Since the dawn of His-story, not everyone could read and write. So God used symbols to convey his message to man. You know when you see a cross on a building that it's a Christian church. You know "golden arches" mean McDonald's They who scoff and mock what prophets say, will soon recognize a "mushroom" cloud means death!

Leland Freeborn, Parowan Prophet 43 Comments [1/2/2009 3:27:16 AM]
Fundie Index: 2

Quote# 55323

Question (by Jesus FREAK) : If evolution is true how come cannot speak monkey?
i try to be a christian evolutionist at the zoo and try talk to the monkey but i cannot.

if evolution is true why can i not speak monkey

Answer(by jessica s) : hahaha way to get the evolutionists at a stump! I would also like to know why monkeys aren't forming into humans nowadays! ;)


Source(s):
well the Bible says it's not true...soo..I'll go with that!

jessica s &Jesus FREAK, Yahoo Answers 75 Comments [1/2/2009 12:44:37 AM]
Fundie Index: 11
Submitted By: J Arcenas

Quote# 55311

I was just thinking about a few things with these 2 men and it seems Obama wants to be another Lincoln and he will never be. Yes maybe Hitler would be a better comparison but we haven't seen him do anything yet except what he says he will do. After Jan 20 we will see what he is made of and I am convinced it will not be pleasant. I am in no way for Obama and I know he will be a tragic mistake and the death of America.

ron4jesus, RR 47 Comments [1/1/2009 11:34:19 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: cc

Quote# 55406

[Re: No Hell Ad on Myspace.]

Satan knows he has little time left and is selling his no hell policy for all the gullible thinking they will outsmart God for eternity

Buzzardhut, Rapture Ready 38 Comments [1/1/2009 8:50:14 PM]
Fundie Index: 1

Quote# 55403

[Just when you think you'd heard every possible argument the fundies could have wheeled out regarding Monty Python's Life of Brian when the film first came out nearly 30 years ago, along comes a prat with a sense of humour bypass and a persecution complex the size of the Local Group.]

I continue to be amazed at how this clearly anti-semite work continues to be applauded. It mocks the ancient peoples of Israel without mercy (making them out to be clueless superstionists that should be glad Rome invaded and took over) and then moves on to insult Christians who make up a sizable chunk of the worlds population by intimating that their core belief (Christ as divine embodiment) is laughable. The claim that it is often made, that it is about all organised religions, is a pathetic platitude in light of how it specifically targets the customs and beliefs of Jews & Christians.
Whilst some of it is indeed well written and funny, the same can be said of the material of racist comedians and I thought we had moved on from considering that sort of thing acceptable as a society. It has value as a piece of cinema but to be given the accolades it has been showered with is a little disturbing.

grail48, Amazon.co.uk 51 Comments [1/1/2009 4:34:04 PM]
Fundie Index: 16
Submitted By: szaleniec

Quote# 55146

The last decade was riddled with headlines of children killing other children in the classroom and schoolyard, teen pregnancy and drug abuse on the rise. According to the Educational Testing Service, studies show between 75 and 98 percent of college students surveyed each year report cheating in high school. One study asked 1,700 sixth- to ninth-grade students to share their attitudes about rape. Sixty-five percent of the boys and 47 percent of the girls said that forced sex was acceptable if a couple dated six months. Even in a debate over the war in Iraq, students on campuses nationwide are arguing whether terrorism is wrong and the fight against terrorism is right, suggesting "one man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter."

These head scratchers are best explained by the nation's overwhelming embrace of moral relativism, which rests on the teaching that values are subjective and ethics depend on the situation. In other words, there is no such thing as right or wrong, good or evil.

So where did moral relativism gain its footing in a nation founded on Judeo-Christian principles?

It actually started in the 1920s when a belief began to circulate in the U.S. that there were no longer any absolutes, specifically, of time and space, of good and evil, of knowledge and above all of human value. This belief system was built on the work of at least two prominent scientists: Albert Einstein and Charles Darwin.

The work of these scientists ultimately conveyed the same singular message: That the world was not what it seemed, so old rules, philosophies and ways of life no longer applied.

The basis of Einstein's life-changing view called the theory of relativity can be summed this way: Time is not constant. Both velocity and gravity can distort time. Nearly nine decades ago, this surprising discovery shook the very foundation of human perception, understanding and reality.

Mistakenly, in the minds of many, the theory of relativity became relativism. So it was in the 1920s and still today that the popular interpreter of Einstein's work finds himself saying "All things are relative" and thinks that he is voicing a scientific discovery. This notion of "all things relative" moved from the laboratory into the public domain, creating an era in which all absolutes disappeared. Relativism has become the prevailing spirit of thought and action in our modern culture, but that is just half the equation.

The other half is provided by Darwin, who left us with the teaching that all of life arose by accident. If that is true, the human race has no unifying meaning or purpose. And if we have no unified meaning, then we have no inherent duty, obligations or responsibility. Worse, we have no inherent value except that which is assigned by the ever-changing opinions of a fickle society.

Together then, the misapplied and false doctrines of relativity and evolution have delivered a one-two punch to the American way of life, giving birth to moral relativism and severing cultural ties to traditional Judeo Christian principles.

"Dr." Kelly Hollowell, WND 51 Comments [1/1/2009 4:33:58 PM]
Fundie Index: 5
Submitted By: DevilsChaplain

Quote# 55338

Evolution syndrome is the tendency of some people to insist compulsively that human evolution from animals must somehow be true, and to spend nearly all of their time pushing that belief on others. It is reflected on the Internet by people who devote over 90% of their edits and postings to pushing their belief in evolution and insisting on censoring alternative views of the issue. They are particularly against teaching any alternative theories to children in school. A childish insistence on last wordism is a common characteristic of evolution syndrome.

Evolution syndrome particularly afflicts people who have some educational background without having the intellectual depth of more accomplished peers. Evolution syndrome can be seen on wikis, Usenet groups, faculty positions below full professorships, and some less selective doctoral programs.

There is a high incidence of atheism among this group and indeed, most atheists suffer from evolution syndrome.

Keeping an open mind, not obsessing about one's own views and avoiding the insistence that others should share his/her view is the key to avoid suffering from evolution syndrome.

conservapedia, conservapedia 65 Comments [1/1/2009 4:33:34 PM]
Fundie Index: 8

Quote# 55163

There is an anti-christian movement that these people are actively a part of.

Their philosophy is that it is ok to believe anything BUT fundamentalist Christianity.

They are why nativity scenes are taken down in public places so not to offend the muslims, jews and atheists, but they could care less if a Christian is offended.

They are why atheist propaganda is on buses, but If I tried to purchase space for Apostolic Christianity I would be denied.

They are behind the ten commandments being removed from courtrooms, they are behind prayer being removed from schools.

They are behind a massive move to infiltrate the church to bring in humanist ideologies. They are operating at every level in church and out of it to destroy or discredit the faith.

They aren't joking, they aren't playing a game.

And behind them is Lucifer and 1/3 the angels that followed him into perdition.

And most of their foot soldiers don't realize it.

It is only a matter of time before it will be a crime to be a "real" christian. Secular Christianity that goes with the flow and doesn't rock the boat by preaching Jesus Christ, the reality of his resurrection and the judgment that is coming will probably always find acceptance in the world.

But some of us are in trouble....

John Atkinson, Good News Cafe 51 Comments [1/1/2009 4:31:50 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 55385

Any future that doesn't include my God - specifically Jesus of Nazareth, the creator of the universe which you put your little space ships in - is not a future I want to be part of. And there can be no future without God. The illogical argument that man is too wise and advanced to believe in the primative concept of a God is logically refuted by the biblical argument to the contrary: "Declaring themselves to be wise, they became fools; for the fool hath said in his heart, 'There is no God.'"

hmghosthost, Roddenberry BBS 52 Comments [1/1/2009 4:31:08 PM]
Fundie Index: 3
Submitted By: Nowonmai

Quote# 55409

(In response to a Daily Mail Report on Charles Darwin.) Rubbish, Darwin recanted on his deathbed, he believed in God and knew we didn't come from monkeys, if we did, why haven't the monkeys in zoos turned into men?

Alison from Sevenoaks, UK, Daily Mail 74 Comments [1/1/2009 4:31:05 PM]
Fundie Index: 8
Submitted By: Roger Stanyard

Quote# 55209

We don't fight against flesh and blood. The irrational and intractable historical desire to wipe out expressions and too often even the existence of Jews and Christians is a supernatural hatred. We are both the people of God. The enemy hates God, therefore, His people. It will not be placated by natural means.

iSong6:3, Rapture Ready 16 Comments [1/1/2009 3:29:38 PM]
Fundie Index: 5

Quote# 55260

("I pray that you invest more of your time in learning about how the Bible was written")

Hi cloudrifter! Nice to see you here. You many not know that I'm a student of the Bible. I am devoted to learning.

If you have any questions about how the Bible was written, I would love to answer them. Having spent countless hours in study, I have this information at my fingertips.

I suppose where we differ is in our beliefs that the Bible is the Word of God, not man. I believe it to be the Word of God and inerrant, and to this day, there is nothing to prove that it isn't. So, you have your beliefs, and I have mine.

Not only has the Bible never been proven to be false in any way, discoveries continue to prove the Bible correct.

My belief that the Bible is inerrant is foundational to my belief in God and Jesus, our Savior. If you take just one thing and say that God didn't really mean what He said, you might as well throw the whole Book away because everything else will fall like a house of cards.

God said it, I believe it. We are all free to choose what we believe.

Dogartdog, Ebay Art and Artist Discussion Board post # 49 46 Comments [1/1/2009 8:54:59 AM]
Fundie Index: 4

Quote# 55231

Tell him about hell... always works.

[Uhh, no.]

Yes, and it doesn't matter if he believes in salvation by works or not. If he does, he will stop sinning, and if he doesn't, he will know that his faith is as for currently dead faith as it is called in the gospel.

Of course, he needs to know Jesus before that. If he does, he will repent and if he doesn't... well then you can easily convince him of that he isn't a christian.

Speak a lot of hell and eternal punnishment. Especially when the "christian" is experiencing pain, like during a intense gymnastic lesson or when struggling with an essay.

[That's a great way to alienate your friends. :D]

If they are oversensitive, here in Sweden, most are not. (although you could very well get a club in the head for that. :D)

Zealous Zeth, Christian Forums 37 Comments [1/1/2009 8:50:14 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 55227

Where did the amino acids come from? Its just the same as saying where did God come from, and believing in a "God" or creator makes much more sense than some amino acids appearing from nowhere

JohnLions, Youtube 33 Comments [1/1/2009 6:51:43 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 55241

I have taken on the athiests before. They don't like it when you back yourself with scripture. If he is saying the same thing over and over it means that is all he can come up with to back his lame view of religion. Keep at them and kill them with kindness. They will surrender. Always works. I took on the "freedom from religion foundation" over a billboard they erected in my community, 2 weeks later, it was GONE!!! Glory to God!!

rapturecalldan, It starts with "R" and ends with "apture Ready" 44 Comments [1/1/2009 6:42:43 AM]
Fundie Index: 3

Quote# 55439

All unbelievers hate God as He is described in the bible. I can't count how many times I've read posts here on Rays blog from unbelievers to that effect. The unsaved man does not seek after God, in fact he he cannot, he is at war against God. You cannot sit on a fence on this one, you either love God with all your heart, mind, soul, and strength, or you hate Him. Saying you don't believe in Him is foolish, and just shows Gods word to be true and every man a liar.

(ShiVeR)Curtis, Atheist Central--Ray Comfort's Blog 61 Comments [1/1/2009 12:51:21 AM]
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