Quote# 119413

As a result of this genetic modification, Man lost most of his saurian appearance and nature, his shiny, luminous skin, and scaly hide. He acquired mammalian characteristics - a soft flexible skin, body hair, the need to sweat, and the ability to produce live young. He no longer ran around naked. He now had to wear clothing for comfort and protection. For all purposes, Man was now a Homo sapiens. Modern man or Cro-Magnon Man had arrived upon the scene.

R. A. Boulay, bibliotecapleyades.net 14 Comments [6/2/2016 2:54:46 AM]
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Submitted By: PETF(People eating tasty fundies)

Quote# 119410

Doesn't change a darn thing about Christianity being completely incompatible with homosexuality. And all of the Christians know it.
And it DRIVES you crazy! :)

Just once I wish you'd say something factual and not something that's your opinion that you WISH was factual. You're not driving me crazy - I'm driving YOU crazy, because your messages spiral further and further into demented raging every time you post. That's what happens when you're challenged to prove something that you are unable to prove. Seriously, man, your hee-hee-ometer is through the roof with self-righteous crowing over something you're clueless about.
There are gay Christians. So you lose THAT one, too.

My hee-hee-ometer! Ha! I like it!
And, no, there are not. Incompatible Muffin. I really am sorry.
You'll just have to find another religion that accepts perversion.
Maybe Islam? Good luck with that...

Don't be sorry, Last Trump. There are gay-welcoming churches in the city I live in, so you're demonstrably wrong. Something you apparently never tire of.

And if you are going to continue to call homosexuality perversion, then don't be surprised when people call you out for hate, because that is precisely what it is.

Apostate churches Muffin. Apostate. (Look it up)
The Bible warned us of their rise. And of their demise.
What a book! Check off yet ANOTHER accurately predicted prophecy.
Thanks be to God for authoring the Bible and repeatedly proving it with accurate and irrefutable fulfillments of His own predictions!
And YOU thought shepherds and goat herders wrote it!
Silly goose!

Apostate church = The One I Don't Go To. Classic No True Scotsman fallacy. You seriously can't do better?
Anything you don't like in this life is something you can conveniently claim was one of those things the Bible "warned" you about. Just like Matthew 5:11 gets pulled out any time someone points out to you how off the mark you are. Yeah, what a book. Written by goat herders, exactly.


The Last Trump, Christian News Network 13 Comments [6/2/2016 2:50:25 AM]
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Submitted By: Jocasta McFucken

Quote# 119409

[in response to a street preacher being attacked with a baseball bat]

This would be a legitimate concern if women and minorities had equal access to power and resources, but free speech has this annoying tendency to serve the interests of the powerful more than the interests of the underprivileged. Systemic oppression can't be defeated from within the system. That's not to say anything goes, or that this woman was justified, but prioritizing free speech over all just serves the system, not justice or equality.

Dan McClellan, Patheos - Friendly Atheist 23 Comments [6/2/2016 2:49:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Nemo

Quote# 119407

I have to admit that, before I got saved, I did not like this passage one bit. To the unsaved mind, rape seems to be a horrible crime, and it seems excessively cruel to force a rape victim to marry her rapist.

I thank the Good Lord every day that I am saved now. Now that I am saved, I can understand God's word.

Because of what the Bible teaches us through the Old and New Testaments about the role of women, I understand that the woman's feelings are simply unimportant in this matter. It is the father who now has damaged goods on his hands, a humbled daughter who cannot fetch a proper dowry.

Even to this day, even right now at this very minute, I can still hear Satan whispering to me inside my head, trying to trick me into rejecting the Word of God -- but what did she do to deserve this? she has experienced one of the worst things imaginable, and now she has to submit to this a**hole for the rest of her life? how is this justice? he should have his n*ts hacked off with a dull blade instead -- but I am not fooled. I can always recognize the voice of Satan, because he always tries to get me to ignore scripture and follow my own sinful mind.


AmyAntoRose , deviantart 24 Comments [6/2/2016 2:48:36 AM]
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Quote# 119405

Louie Gohmert: No Gay Space Colonies!

Earlier today, Rep. Louie Gohmert, R-Texas, put a new spin on his “gay island” story, arguing on the House floor that the push for LGBT rights is wrong because we would never choose to send gay couples or gay animals into space to start a new colony like in the Matt Damon movie “The Martian.”

He said that if lawmakers had to decide “whether humanity would go forward or not” in case of an imminent asteroid collision by putting people in a “space ship that can go, as Matt Damon did in the movie, plant a colony somewhere, we can have humans survive this terrible disaster about to befall, if you could decide what 40 people you put on the spacecraft that would save humanity, how many of those would be same-sex couples? You’re wanting to save humankind for posterity, basically a modern-day Noah, you have that ability to be a modern day Noah, you can preserve life. How many same-sex couples would you take from the animal kingdom and from humans to put on a spacecraft to perpetuate humanity and the wildlife kingdom?”

But due to the attacks on “natural order” and religious freedom, Gohmert said, “we don’t have much longer to go.”

Gohmert also cited the work of Jonathan Cahn, a far-right End Times preacher who believes God is punishing America (and France) due to gay marriage with events such as the 9/11 attacks, to assert that the end is near.

He also claimed that transgender people are disordered and “perverse” individuals who need help.

Rep. Louie Gohmert, Right Wing Watch 12 Comments [6/2/2016 2:47:46 AM]
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Submitted By: Night Jaguar

Quote# 119404

Pakistani authorities have banned all broadcast advertisements for contraceptives.

The regulator, Pakistan Electronic Media Regulatory Authority (Pemra), said there had been public complaints that they prompted curiosity in "innocent children".

Pakistan is a socially conservative country and such commercials were already rare.

Last year a specific advert for Josh condoms was banned as "immoral".

Pakistan, the world's sixth most populous nation, has a lower rate of access to birth control than the average for the region, according to the World Health Organization.

Pakistan Electronic Media Regulatory Authority, BBC News 8 Comments [6/2/2016 2:47:34 AM]
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Quote# 119403

One of my sisters just had all her stuff taken out because she had been bleeding for so long. I don't even understand your guys systems so please keep me in the dark about this stuff. I can build motors, weld, build motorcycles, run CNC machinery but I still have not figured out the woman's reproductive system and I don't want to.

I seem to remember a little about it but I tried to forget it as soon as I could. I like knowing just the basics to get my by on my wedding night and the rest I don't care about.

[Note: this is from two posts of his on the same page, and the link is to the second one; none of it has been removed]

James of Arc, Christian Forums 12 Comments [6/2/2016 2:47:18 AM]
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Quote# 119400

Walid Shoebat, a conservative activist and the father of unhinged anti-gay vlogger Theodore Shoebat, joined One America News Network’s Graham Ledger yesterday to discuss his completely evidence-free theory that the missing Malaysia Airlines flight and the Egypt Air flight that crashed en route from Paris to Cairo last week were both taken down by Muslim pilots intent on being martyrs to the faith.

This all led Ledger to ask Shoebat if he would “get on a small airliner that’s based out of the Middle East.”

Shoebat responded that even beyond that, he quit all air travel two years ago because you can never know if the pilot of your plane will be Muslim.

“I stopped flying even in the U.S. two years ago,” he said. “I completely — I flew 3,000 flights to get my message out in this country. Finally I realized, I get into an airline where I see 20 Yemeni students, it’s terrifying. I do not know if the pilot is Muslim or not.”

He added that once a border patrol agent on the Mexican border “thought I was a Muslim because my name is Muslim and he welcomed me in an Islamic way” and let him back into the country without checking his luggage.

Walid Shoebat, Right Wing Watch 12 Comments [6/2/2016 2:45:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Ibuki Mioda

Quote# 119399

The student who dramatically shut down Milo Yiannopolous’ speech at DePaul University last night has claimed the controversial speaker’s views on race and feminism are to blame for the Charleston shootings – and has vowed to continue halting “hate speech”.

Yiannopoulos’ talk was abruptly halted when a group of activists stormed the stage and allegedly threatened to punch the speaker in the face. The protesters refused to leave the stage and snatched the microphone from the interviewer’s hand during the event about free speech.

Student and church minister Edward Ward (pictured top, and center in video below), along with a female accomplice, chanted against Donald Trump and screamed pro-Bernie Sanders statements in front of a crowd of hundreds. Speaking exclusively to Heat Street, he said: “This is not a point of shutting down free speech, it’s the point of shutting down hate speech” and promised to “continue to do so long as there’s anything that’s happening that threatens my safety”.

He added: “When I went, I was open to listen to what was being said, I was open to listen and try to understand. “But when it’s coming from a point of ignorance, when you make these blatant statements about feminists, when you make blatant statements about the LGBTQ community, when you make statements about black people – then it becomes a problem, because when you use this kind of hatred people like us end up dead. “You get Charleston. These are what you get as a result of his type of speech and rhetoric.”

The political science graduate also claimed: “You have a bunch of white people who wanna actually say a bunch of racist s*** and that’s not okay.” His as-yet unnamed female accomplice claimed on stage she had been silenced “for 200 years”.

Edward Ward, Heat Street 27 Comments [6/2/2016 2:45:10 AM]
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Quote# 119398

Back in Bible times, women didn't skip town and run to the nearest women's shelter or apostate religious organization for help to ESCAPE from her problems in marriage. It's become an epidemic in America! Just as a thief in the night, many women abandon their husbands, leaving him holding a heavy bag of responsibilities and burdens, and then causing him great financial loss in addition. This is a sore evil in America! Women nationwide have been programmed to seek refuge in shelters when they want to escape the unhappiness in their marriage. These godless organizations often adhere to feminist agendas, showing wives the incentives to divorce, and are one of the primary causes of divorce in America.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Savior 19 Comments [6/2/2016 2:42:49 AM]
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Quote# 119397

In a disturbing video being shown to Jehovah’s Witnesses during their regional conferences this summer, parents of independent teens and young adults are instructed to shun their children when they are unable to bring them to heel within the strict confines of the church’s rules.

The video, uploaded to YouTube, is in Spanish only but with English subtitles, shows that by cutting off all contact with children they will suffer and become depressed –which hopefully will bring them back to “Jehovah.”

In the video a young woman named Sonia is “disfellowshipped” from the church for apparently carrying on an affair with her boyfriend. After being told she is being cast out of her parent’s home because she might be a bad influence, Sonia is seen with dark circles around her eyes, alone, depressed and watching late night television.

The church uses the Biblical lesson of Aaron whose two sons were killed by Jehovah and then were told, “not to express sadness so that the whole nation could see that they agreed with the divine decision.”

Wanting their child to “return to Jehovah,” the parents refuse all contact with their daughter who falls into a deeper depression wishing they would talk to her.

Jehovah's Witnesses video, Raw Story 16 Comments [6/2/2016 2:42:42 AM]
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Submitted By: Ibuki Mioda

Quote# 119394

Taylor Swift is of the Devil, and every young girl needs to be sternly warned that Taylor Swift is A WOLF IN SHEEP'S CLOTHING. William Guy Carr was a Christian, who believed the Biblical truth that Satan (Lucifer) is the god of this world. And the Devil is a beautiful liar, just like Taylor Swift! Swift is not what she appears to be.

When she first went public, many Christian mothers and fathers felt comfortable with her image of a virgin girl, dainty, and feminine; but that good-girl image is a deception being used to lead America's little girls into whoredom. On her Wikipedia page, Swift's pictured in white underwear with black garter straps, looking like a slutty prostitute (I won't even link to it because it is so shameful). This is what the Illuminati want your daughters to become, walking around in their underwear and negligees. You haven't seen anything yet concerning sexual crimes in America, and Taylor Swift is the cause of lots of it.

David J. Stewart, Jesus is Precious 25 Comments [6/2/2016 2:40:14 AM]
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Quote# 119390



In the above picture, is a real-life victim of demonic possession.

Her name is Latoya Ammons. And her story went international in 2013. When she, her children and her mother were tormented by over 200 demons in their house.

Latoya repeatedly stated seeing a 'shadow figure' in her bedroom at night.

Masturbation and sex out of wedlock are ways of summoning demons.

I know this may sound foreign to many of you, and something you may never have thought about. But when you masturbate, fornicate and commit adultery, you are literally calling on a demonic spirit to come and dwell with you.

This needs to be taught and stressed more - particularly among Christian people.

Any type of sex you have outside marriage will open an opportunity for demons to come to you.

This is because sex is spiritual more than it is physical. Always has been - always will be.

Why do you think witches and devil worshipers use sex as a vital part of their rituals in summoning demons? Nothing is more valued in the world of demon-worship and the occult as a pure virgin. That means someone who has not had sex yet.

Even witches and devil-worshipers understand the value of sexual purity. This is why to defile a virgin sexually for Satan is such a prized thing. They use the spiritual power that is associated with sexual purity to empower the demons they serve.

What I'm telling you is that sexual purity is greatly valued in the spirit realm. Why do you think the Holy Spirit spent so much time inspiring the writers of the Bible to repeat the theme of sexual purity and sexual sins?

The Holy Spirit knows that demons are real. He also knows that fornication, watching porn, homosexuality, adultery and masturbation are different ways to cause demons to become attached to you. And this applies to Christians too.

Someone once asked me if you can have a demon and be a born-again Christian too. And I told them a Christian can have whatever they want to.

A Christian can be a drug addict, an alcoholic, a diabetic, they can have cancer, seek out a psychic or fortune teller, consult with a medium etc. Christians can cheat on their spouses, have affairs and fornicate.

For example: the word of God tells us clearly that he that has sex with a prostitute becomes one with her. [1 Corinthians 6:15-16]

That means that whatever was in one now becomes shared between the both of them. So if said prostitute is filled with demons, said Christian now will be too.

Why not? If she can pass him a sexually transmitted disease, why not also a sexually transmitted DEVIL? Many of you have been exposed to demons through the act of having sex.

Because sex is worship!

We need to stop tipping around these topics in Christianity and deal with them straight up.

I have a question for you: who was the book of 1st Corinthians written to? Was it written to Christians or non-believers?

"To the church of God which is at Corinth, to those who are sanctified in Christ Jesus, called to be saints, with ALL WHO IN EVERY PLACE call on the name of Jesus Christ our Lord, both theirs and ours: Grace to you and peace from God our father and the Lord Jesus Christ." [1 Corinthians 1:2-3]

I guess that settles that. 1st Corinthians and every other book in the Bible was written for the BELIEVER - not the non-believer.

So if it clearly states that the believer who is joined to a harlot will become one with her, why do we think a Christian cannot host a demon???

Bottom line: if you are struggling with sexual sin as a believer, there is hope for you today. What you need is deliverance - and you need to walk in holiness.

Holiness is your best protective mechanism to keep sexually active demons at bay.

Holiness makes you pure and clean in God's sight: thus making you a candidate to be filled and empowered with the Spirit and presence of God.

Be proactive about your deliverance today.

Mack Major, Eden Decoded 34 Comments [6/1/2016 2:57:52 AM]
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Quote# 119389

[On President Obama's order for public schools to accommodate transgender students in their preferred restrooms:]

John King, the secretary of the Department of Education, said, "No student should ever have to go through the experience of feeling unwelcome at school or on a college campus." That is, unless they are sexually normal, in which case they can be made to feel as unwelcome and uncomfortable as any sexually confused fellow student wants them to be.

[...]

This is no time for the summer soldier and the sunshine patriot. The forces of homofascism are on the march, with our own president as their commander-in-chief. It's time for every state and every school district in America to defy this tyrannical overreach of our new Overlord of Sexual Deviancy. Before it's too late.

Bryan Fischer, Barb Wire 20 Comments [6/1/2016 2:51:12 AM]
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Quote# 119388

The Duggar family is known for their conservative Christian values and anti-LGBT attitudes. However, a recent email sent from the Duggar’s favorite mission organization takes the transgender bathroom debate to a whole new level.

Michelle Duggar made the infamous robocall asking Arkansas residents to strike down the state’s proposed anti-discrimination laws that would give those in the LGBT community equal access to employment, housing and other services. However, that robocall is put to shame by the recent email from S.O.S. Ministries regarding the transgender bathroom issue unfolding here in the United States.

An email sent by S.O.S. Ministries outlines mission work the organization is doing in the Middle East. While the email seemed to be a basic overview of the evangelism the organization is doing in Muslim nations, there was a slightly hidden message about the transgender bathroom issue that is somewhat questionable in nature.



S.O.S. Ministries, Inquisitr 34 Comments [6/1/2016 2:45:17 AM]
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Submitted By: Chris

Quote# 119383

[Commenting on The Truth about Lynching - Link in original]

A further point: even had all the lynchings been born of racial hatred, and all the victims innocents who were merely caught in the crossfire of an ugly mob’s lust for the destruction of their fellow man, there just weren’t that many of them. There’s maybe, a thousand deaths, at the absolute highest number reported here? Over a period of roughly fifty years? (I admit, I am very loosely estimating, but anyone who likes can collate the numbers from the above piece.)

Them’s pretty good odds. To put that in perspective, ~ 300 people die to rifle shots each year in this our modern Republic. (The careful reader may object that there is a sizeable difference in population. I would agree. But even take a tenth of the number, multiply it by fifty for the number of years involved, and it still works out to more proportionally more deaths by rifle in the U.S. today than deaths to lynch mobs in their period of serious activity. And deaths by rifle are one of the least likely weapons of homicide at present: http://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/ucr/crime-in-the-u.s/2011/crime-in-the-u.s.-2011/tables/expanded-homicide-data-table-8)


Jovus, Radish 15 Comments [6/1/2016 2:42:58 AM]
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Submitted By: JeanP

Quote# 119378

We don't want to support or tolerate homosexuality or any sin because God doesn't support or tolerate any sin. The truth is Satan is attacking God's plan because he doesn't want us to be with God. God makes no one LGBT. It's Satan who is putting this stuff in people's minds. The most loving thing we can do is share God's truth in a loving way and pray for people. All sin is equal in God's eyes and there's no sin that we can't overcome in Christ. I was once in Satan's bondage for years and posted my testimony on DA how Jesus freed me. We are all in a spiritual battle and Satan is trying to keep us away from God. I'm lead by the Holy Spirit to share God's truth in a loving way and pray but not support any sin which includes the LGBT lifestyle or abortion or stealing or pornography or any sin. This is why we need to surrender our will to Jesus and be led by God and be in a committed relationship with Jesus. We love everyone as a person, we clothe people, we feed people, we give people shelter but we don't perform same sex weddings or bake a special cake for a gay wedding. We choose who we serve. Celebrating any sin, no matter what sin it is, is not serving Christ. If I were caught up in adultry for example, I would not want anyone to support what I was doing. I would want people to pray for me. Prayer is the #1 weapon against Satan. It's a lie from Satan that we can be gay or lesbian and a Christian at the same time.

PrincessMagical, deviantart 19 Comments [6/1/2016 2:13:06 AM]
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Submitted By: PETF(People eating tasty fundies)

Quote# 119377

In a video posted to Twitter by AJPlus, weekend warriors in Texas explain that they will be using bullets dipped in pigs blood or smeared with bacon’ grease when the time comes to stop the “Arab uprising” they believe will overrun their state.

In the video, one unidentified militia member explains the importance of using pork-dipped bullets.

“A lot of us here are using either pig’s blood or bacon grease on our bullets, ” he explains, adding, “So that when you shoot a Muslim they go straight to hell. That’s what they believe in their religion.”

Added another militia member, “Don’t f*ck with white people,” before showing off his shooting prowess with a shotgun.

AJPlus, Raw Story 28 Comments [6/1/2016 2:13:00 AM]
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Submitted By: Ibuki Mioda