Quote# 4420

David Blaine is attempting to go six-weeks without human contact while enduring starvation. I was wondering whether or not it is physiologically possible to endure six weeks of starvation... if it is not, I would suggest that people keep their eyes open in regards to the miracles to be performed by the Beast out of the Earth in <a href="http://www.biblegateway.com/cgi-bin/bible?language=english&passage=Rev.+13%3A13-14+&version=NIV">Revelation 13:13-14</a>... for those who believe that the antichrist is to come, he's gotta be somebody! And I defy you to tell me that these stunts aren't a bit suspicous.

johnnybanano, Theology Web 1 Comments [9/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 111832

I think its the NWO agenda.
Like stop people from reading the bible night with your own bedside lamp because the lightbulb causes pollution.

Goodbook, Christian Forums 13 Comments [8/15/2015 5:06:13 PM]
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Quote# 5039

If you as an atheists do not believe in the christian God , do you also not believe in the muslim God ( Allah )...

Brain Damage, Christian Forums 45 Comments [10/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 3579

[Replying to 'you have every right... to question']Yes, and look at the mess Satan caused at questioning God's absolute authority! Having the right is not necessarily a good thing!

joelch2, Rapture Ready 7 Comments [8/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 100612

Pastor John Hagee is warning members of his megachurch to prepare for the end of the world because a "blood moon" eclipse on Tuesday is signaling that the End Times could be beginning.

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"I believe that the heavens are God's billboard, that he has been sending signals to planet Earth," he explained. "God is literally screaming at the world, 'I'm coming soon.'"

Hagee predicted that the four eclipses were signaling a "world-shaking event that will happen between April 2014 and October 2015."

"God sends plant Earth a signal that something big is about to happen! He's controlling the Sun and the moon right now to send our generation a signal, but the question is, are we getting it?"

Pastor John Hagee, Crooks and Liars 60 Comments [4/20/2014 4:11:18 AM]
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Quote# 5631

I can tell you why you believe what you believe. You believe it because some[one] else told you, because you read it somewhere... I'd rather believe we were created than believe our entire civilisation and history is one big accident. You want to be an ape? Be an ape, I don't care, But I'd prefer not to be an ape if its all the same to you.

Lindisfarne, POD Warrior Forum 14 Comments [12/1/2003 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 103985

What do you say of an adult or adults who, for selfish political reasons, encourage sexually confused children to adopt a sex-centric identity and lifestyle laced with a 50-50 chance of HIV infection? I'd say they're guilty of child abuse. Adults are supposed to protect children from touching the red-hot stove, not push their face down on it.

This is true hate.

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Yet in today's upside-down world it is we who are disingenuously accused of "hate" - those of us who remain compassionate and bold enough to warn our fellow fallen human beings of the spiritual, emotional and, yes, even the physical death that comes as a natural consequence of unnatural behaviors. A toxic cloud of political correctness distorts reality, choking off any honest appraisal of these self-destructive sexual behaviors. We truly live in a dark age that calls evil good and good evil.

Homosexual conduct is always sin. It always has been. It always will be. It is never good, healthy, normal or natural.

The wages of sin is death.

I'm honored to say that I'm one of those "haters" called by God to sound the alarm. While folks do send me positive and encouraging notes on a regular basis, I likewise receive a steady stream of hate mail - chiefly when I write (or speak) on the issues of marriage, God's moral law and His natural order for human sexuality.

Matt Barber, BarbWire 22 Comments [10/9/2014 3:03:30 AM]
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Quote# 78735

The controversy over science standards was actually the result of an attempted hijacking of science for ideological purposes by evolutionists. Their agenda was much more about worldviews than biology. The standards reflect real science and challenge students to study some of evolution's most glaring weaknesses in explaining the fossil record and the complexity of the cell.

Don McLeroy, statesman.com 33 Comments [1/13/2011 4:17:09 AM]
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Quote# 1678

What the poll [<a href="http://www.angus-reid.com/polls/index.cfm/fuseaction/viewItem/itemID/8015" target="_blank">this one</a>] indicates is that Americans are still better consumers than the rest of the world, and significantly better at weeding out defective products (like the theory of evolution) than the rest of the world is. The rest of the world obviously has some catching up to do in that area.

medved, Free Conservatives 15 Comments [7/23/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 7277

The [gay parenting] study itself loses credibility as soon as u say it is attributed to only a small portion of the gay community affected by this study. That's the fuck Im talking about. As long as there is no study large enough to encompass, and thus represent the the homosexual people as a whole, any argument pertaining to homosexual parents having no effect on children is unnacceptable.

protoswarrior, BlizzForums 11 Comments [5/1/2004 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 130501

All right “Idriss” you typical arse-lifter whose English isn’t up to par in addition to that you can’t believe that Islam is bad anyway!!!

How on earth can you believe that Islam is “good” when I read Chapter 9 of your FILTHY, BLOODTHIRSTY Qu’rân and behold the following (9:5) for example: “Fight and slay the infidels wherever ye find them, and seize them, beleaguer them, and lie in wait for them in every stratagem of war!”

In other words, you so DESPISE and HATE us that you have to attack us without provocation, without reason even if we’ve NOT DONE A THING but assert OUR VALUES, OUR CULTURE, OUR BELIEFS and what WE CHERISH in our own lands??? HOW DARE you believe you’re superior merely because that Antichrist and DEVIL Mohammed told you so???

Listen, you FILTHY inbred Moslem LIAR, RAPIST, MURDERER, GENOCIDE and everything else (if not in deed than in your desires because you so IDOLISE Mohammed, who was guilty of EVERYTHING of that sort and a whole lot more!!!!): it’s because we have read much or all of the Qu’rân, Hadith and Sira – not to mention how you EVIL Moslems have shown yourselves for who and what you are over 1,400 years – that we HATE and LOATHE you with EVERY LAST MOLECULE of our bodies and minds!!!!

By that we know what you try to do of trickery and war, that’s why we have learned who and what you are – and it’s because of that that we must hate BOTH your SATANICALLY-EVIL ideology AND you yourselves because of how you’ve accepted the BONDAGE OF SATAN calling himself “allah”!!!

As to God Having a Son, I’ll proudly answer you via the Nicene Creed:

“I believe in One God, the Father Almighty, maker of heaven and earth and of everything visible and invisible;
“and in One Lord Jesus Christ the Only-Begotten Son of God, Eternally Begotten of the Father BEFORE ALL worlds: God of God, Light of Light, Very God of Very God: Begotten, NOT made, being of ONE SUBSTANCE with the Father…”

This is what Christians believe – and Jesus Proved Himself over 600 years MORE than your Mohammed to be a WHOLE LOT BETTER in every conceivable regard!!!!

Those of us who are REAL Christians or REAL Jews unashamedly LOVE women, dogs, pigs, apes and EVERYBODY PLUS EVERYTHING ELSE Our Heavenly Father Created – and we remember that He Created EVERYTHING PERFECTLY!!! We welcome them all as He Made them AS HE DID!!!

What do you EVIL Moslems do??? You mutilate your women’s genitals, you make them get ill by not even being allowed to go outside other than in cloth-coffins (and if you had your way, you would imprison them 24 hours a day inside the home as mere baby-makers – and if ever artificial wombs come into being, you’d kill them off as unnecessary!!!!). You WANTONLY DESTROY AND KILL whoever and whatever isn’t “Islamic” – and yet you say that it’s “good” instead of the God-mocking, hating, despising EVIL that Islam, your Mohammed AND YOURSELVES ALL ARE?????

That’s why we PROUD INFIDELS say, with all our minds, hearts and bodies:

DEATH TO ISLAM!!!!

ADHD, Bare Naked Islam 11 Comments [8/13/2017 8:54:38 AM]
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Quote# 7903

As for your evolutionary dream sequence, it isn’t even based in reality. Just because you have imagined missing links and recreated past lives for all your semi human ancestors, doesn’t mean it happened, no matter how often you repeat the story or how much you embellish it with bones and rocks.

unred typo, 123 Christian Forums 3 Comments [9/19/2005 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 128135

That's a religious paranoid rant but as usual there is a germ of truth. Planned Parenthood has its origins in the psychopathic, satanic mind of Margaret Sanger, a racial eugenicist who took advice from Hitler's personal, preferred adviser on eugenics and the possibility of racial abortion. Sanger, a socialist murderer of the unborn, was an admirer of Hitler, socialist murderer of just about anyone. Deep called to deep.

It's probably no accident that the child victims of Planned Parenthoods are disproportionately black.

Anton, FSTDT 11 Comments [6/14/2017 2:48:36 PM]
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Quote# 91784

Since "science" the scientific principle and the scientific approach are all creations of man and man is an imperfect creature, then it lends to thought that man's theories are also imperfect. This is proved by man as he has yet to create any "perfect" item. (and I do mean any) If "man" with our imperfect minds is somehow right about evolution then our lives are fruitless, amounting to nothing, and death should be no more than a moment's passing thought When man dies he returns to dust having not improved anything...he has just moved along the evolutionary time line.

If Christians are right, then at death man without belief will find his soul in one hell of a hot place.

Since neither theory can yet be proven correct or incorrect your use of the word "fact" is erroneous, once again proving that man and his theories are imperfect.

You will note that man's science books are outdated in 5 years and are constantly being updated to "fit" new "evidence". Religion has no such updating now does it?

Those who fail to challenge idiocy are destined to be governed by it!

George Paddeck, Live Science 46 Comments [12/30/2012 6:11:57 AM]
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Quote# 36465

One of the important things that we must tell people is that what is going on in Palestine today is a real holocaust. This is the real holocaust. A holocaust is not the burning of 50-60 Jews in Germany or Switzerland, but the Jews continue to call it the Holocaust. In case you don't know, let me tell you that more than 90% of the Muslims in the world do not know that the Jews receive reparations from Germany and Switzerland for the so-called Holocaust affair. We believe that there was indeed a holocaust, but how many died? 50-60 people? Afterwards, they used it to blackmail these two countries.

So what are we supposed to say in the face of the Gaza holocaust? What compensation will satisfy us? By Allah, we will not be satisfied even if all the Jews are killed.

Saudi Scholar Dr. Walid Al-Rashudi, Jihad Watch 71 Comments [3/19/2008 3:09:03 PM]
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Quote# 119905

[To a woman who had an abortion and didn't regret it]

I’m sorry to hear that you were in a situation where abortion seemed like the best option for you. I don’t know what the circumstances were that led to that decision, but I can only imagine how difficult they must have been.

Whatever you may feel about your abortion, whatever it may seem like to you, none of that changes one simple fact:

Your abortion killed a human being.

Many post-abortive women don’t experience regret over their abortion for some time, often years later. If you someday find yourself feeling regret or pain over your abortion, know that there are people who love you and want to help you heal. You can visit abortionchangesyou.com, which is a great place to start the healing process.

prolifeproliberty, Tumblr 18 Comments [6/19/2016 4:55:32 AM]
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Quote# 114788



So the Devil was smart with Evolution. He told the big lie: "In the beginning, God didn't create the Heavens and the Earth; it just happened by some kind of a big accident, forces working on the materials, and blah, blah, blah. Therefore, man is merely a beast who evolved from lower forms of beasts over millions of years, from one species to another, and life originated itself spontaneously from chemicals!"

This doctrine of delusion has become the general theme of modern so-called science, and is therefore no longer true science, but pure, imaginary, evolutionary bunk! Evolution is now referred to as the "great principle" of biology. But a principle, according to the dictionary, is a foundation truth, or fact, the basis of other truths. And if you know anything about evolution at all, you know it has never been proven to be either a truth or a fact, much less the foundation or the basis of other truths.

There is no proof for evolution! It has to be believed, therefore it's a faith, therefore it's a religion! Evolution is really a religion of unbelief in God. Therefore it is a LIE!!!


afchief, Christian News Network 26 Comments [11/26/2015 6:00:41 AM]
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Quote# 77309

I know that when the Rapture happens,their will be ALOT more than 4 million people who are gone.

Boy,I sure hope our Lord let's us catch a glimps of what the reaction will be from people like this after they see that millions,maybe billions of people have disappeared.

ByFaithIFly, Rapture Ready 82 Comments [11/6/2010 1:32:01 PM]
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Quote# 16334

This is to all member of the Christiain forums, Christian and non-Christian. I want to inform you of a network (the name of which I do not know) headed by Satan and run by humans whose job it is to kill, steal and destroy!

Members of this evil network physically and spiritually attack by subtle means. They send out evil spirits to destroy your transportation, keep you in debt, make you late for work, important meetings, make it difficult for your children to maintain/obtain good grades, cause death or loss of pets, cause insomnia, slow you up in college, make promotions years over due,make you lose/misplace objects of value, put substances in your medication causing insanity or hallucinations, cause overeating, depression, stop church growth, etc.

They can negatively affect your goal orientation, your morals/morale, your peace and happiness; your life in general!

Their network is sophisticated and WORLD WIDE! They communicate just as we do by email and other means. These people occupy professions such as doctors, nurses, pre-school teachers, librarians, guidance councellors, factory workers, custodians, celebrities, authors, airline associates adn any other occupation you can think or!

angelsword, Christian Forums 58 Comments [10/25/2006 12:00:00 AM]
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Quote# 92988

I'm sick of queers.

Yeah, I said it.

I'm sick of them and their faggoty lisp and trendier-than-thou couture and smarmy glances. I'm sick of the pretty-boy preening and self-promoting persecution complex. I'm sick of their euphemisms and their enablers in the media who refuse to call them what they truly are. I'm sick of their rainbow hijacked from Genesis, God's promise to the world that He would protect it from flood into a promise of protection FOR sodomy.

Get back in the closet and stay there. I'm sick of you.

Riverboat, Where Liberty Dwells 101 Comments [3/5/2013 4:11:49 AM]
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Submitted By: Rabbit of Caerbannog
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